Fairy Jokes Friday Funnies #186

Funny Fairy JokesFor this weeks Friday Funnies I thought I would share some funny fairy jokes with you. Actually I’m pretty sure this is the first time I’ve covered fairy jokes. This weeks Friday Funnies about fairy jokes was inspired by the first fairy joke that I received in an email today.

Funny Fairy Jokes

A married couple in their early 60s are celebrating their 40th wedding anniversary in a quiet, romantic little restaurant. Suddenly, a tiny yet beautiful fairy appeared on their table.

She said, ‘For being such an exemplary married couple and for being loving to each other for all this time, I will grant you each a wish.’

The wife answered, ‘Oh, I want to travel around the world with my darling husband.’

The fairy waved her magic wand and – poof! – two tickets for the Queen Mary II appeared in her hands.

The husband thought for a moment: ‘Well, this is all very romantic, but an opportunity like this will never come again. I’m sorry my love, but my wish is to have a wife 30 years younger than me.’

The wife, and the fairy, were deeply disappointed, but a wish is a wish!  So the fairy waved her magic wand and poof!… The husband became 92 years old.

Of course there is s moral to this story: Men who are ungrateful bastards should remember fairies are female!  :tongue_laugh_ee:  

The email ended with “SEND THIS TO A WOMAN WHO NEEDS A GOOD LAUGH . AND TO ANY MAN WHO CAN HANDLE IT!” Sounds like a pretty good idea to me.  :homage:

I found the next fairy joke pretty funny as well.

An elderly lady was rocking on her front porch, reflecting on her long life, when a magical fairy suddenly appeared before her and offered to grant her three wishes.

“Well,” said the woman, “I really would like to be rich.”

*POOF* Her rocking chair turned to solid gold.

“I sure wouldn’t mind being a young, beautiful princess,” she said.

*POOF* She was immediately turned into a beautiful young princess with a stunning crown of jewels.

“Your third wish?” asked the beautiful fairy, just as the old woman’s cat wandered across the porch in front of them. “Ohh,” the woman exclaimed, “Could you possibly turn my cat into a handsome young prince?”

*POOF* Standing before her was a young man far more handsome than anyone could ever imagine. She stared at him in awe, totally smitten. As he moved towards her, she could feel her knees weaken. He bent down, lightly brushed his lips across her ear, she could feel his warm breath as he  whispered, “I’ll bet you’re sorry you had me neutered!”

Fairy jokes not your cup of tea? Perhaps you’ll get a kick out of my latest funny sports joke. Don’t forget to help the funny fairy jokes along by sharing it with your friends. I’m sure they would love you to brighten their day.  :drunk_tb:

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  1. For the first one, why the fairy could not change the age of woman? Always the magic do something positive but it is negative and it must not be a magic!

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