Even More Blonde Jokes Friday Funnies #366

I’ve featured heaps of blonde jokes as part of Friday Funnies. You can read all about them here. So, why even more blonde jokes? Because people love blonde jokes and can never get enough of them, and so today I give you even more blonde jokes.

More Blonde Jokes Trucker Style

A trucker came into a Truck Stop Cafe’ and placed his order. He said, “I want three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards.”

The brand-new blonde waitress, not wanting to appear stupid, went to the kitchen and said to the cook, “This guy out there just ordered three flat tires, a pair of headlights and a pair of running boards. What does he think this place is, an auto parts store?”

‘No,’ the cook said. ‘Three flat tires mean three pancakes; a pair of headlights is two eggs sunny side up, and a couple of running boards are two slices of crisp bacon.

‘Oh…OK!’ said the blonde. She thought about it for a moment then spooned up a bowl of beans and gave it to the customer. The trucker asked, ‘What are the beans for, Blondie?’
(I love this one!)
She replied, ‘I thought while you were waiting for the flat tires, headlights and running boards, you may as well gas up!

And they say blondes are dumb.

Something else I haven’t had for a while is a Sexy Sal joke. Reckon I should fix that!

even more blonde jokes

What? You want more blonde jokes? Why, sure.

Blondes Left Haning In The Air

What? Do you want more blonde jokes? Why sure.
Eleven people are hanging from a rope that’s attached to a helicopter. Ten of them were blonde, and one was a brunette.

They all decide that one of them should get off because if they didn’t, the rope ladder would break and everyone would die. No one could decide who should go, so finally, the brunette delivers a very touching speech, ending with the words, “I’ll get off.”

The blondes, all moved by the brunette’s speech, start clapping. Problem solved.

OK, now that you’re all in a good mood, why not check out my Laughaholics jokes. The last one being my hilarious cop joke. While you’re there why not join my growing YouTube Channel. As you know I’m always looking for new subscribers so why not consider subscribing to my My Bonzer Channel

Edit: Just published, my Funny Blonde jokes video.

If you ever wondered how to remove a background from an image you should watch my Removing the background with InPixio Photo Clip. I’ve also found Luminar 3 to be a fantastic photo editor.

Of course, you know you can always get more laughs at my Friday Funnies posts.

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