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Elderly Jokes To Make You Laugh Friday Funnies #111

Elderly Jokes sure can tickle your funny bones. I know that to be true because there are so many elderly jokes out there. Heck, you’ll find more than one of them on this blog alone. It was only last week when I posted the one called Defence Attorney Sexy Sals Friday Funnies #110. The week before that I posted the one called Old Age Friday Funnies #109.

So, it looks like I’m going for a hat trick. So, sitg yourself down, grab a cup of java and relax while reading this weeks Elderly Jokes Bonanza.

Elderly Joke #1

A couple in their nineties are both having problems remembering things. During a checkup, the doctor tells them that they’re physically okay, but they might want to start writing things down to help them remember.

Later that night, while watching TV, the old man gets up from his chair. ‘Want anything while I’m in the kitchen?’ he asks.

‘Will you get me a bowl of ice cream?’

‘Sure..’

‘Don’t you think you should write it down so you can remember it?’ she asks.

‘No, I can remember it.’

‘Well, I’d like some strawberries on top, too. Maybe you should write it down, so as not to forget it?’

He says, ‘I can remember that. You want a bowl of ice cream with strawberries.’

‘I’d also like whipped cream. I’m certain you’ll forget that, write it down?’ she asks.

Irritated, he says, ‘I don’t need to write it down, I can remember it! Ice cream with strawberries and whipped cream – I got it, for goodness sake!’

Then he toddles into the kitchen. After about 20 minutes, The old man returns from the kitchen and hands his wife a plate of bacon and eggs.. She stares at the plate for a moment.

‘Where’s my toast ?’  :lol_tb:

Elderly Joke #2

An elderly couple had dinner at another couple’s house, and after eating, the wives left the table and went into the kitchen. The two gentlemen were talking, and one said, ‘Last night we went out to a new restaurant and it was really great… I would recommend it very highly.’

The other man said, ‘What is the name of the restaurant?’

The first man thought and thought and finally said, ‘What is the name of that flower you give to someone you love? You know… The one that’s red and has thorns.’

‘Do you mean a rose?’

‘Yes, that’s the one,’ replied the man. He then turned towards the kitchen and yelled, ‘Rose, what’s the name of that restaurant we went to last night?’  :lol_ee:  

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Finally, before I wish all you guys a very happy and safe Easter I’d like to fishing off with a funny Easter image.

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  1. Twitter:
    What kind is it? Ha! That was good stuff.
    Thanks for sharing these. I look forward to them now.


    1. Twitter:
      Addicted to Friday Funnies are we Troy? Sounds like a good addiction. :wink_ee:

      You know, Friday Funnies actually gets the most traffic, not to mention stumbles. :drunk_tb:
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      1. Hi Peter & Troy,
        My favorite is #2 and Rose. I am laughing out loud. I don’t know why I didn’t see that coming.

        We got up for the 6:30 am church service and then drove to another city to see my brother. Everything was great but I am tired :). I like these jokes. Funny and relaxing. Thank you!

        Barb


        1. Twitter:
          Hi Barb. Hi Peter. Yes, #2 was funny for sure! And yes, I could certainly think of worse addictions to have.
          Oh, and Stumble. Thanks for the reminder. I have got to look into that.

  2. The first joke was awesome and from the start the epicness got to another height :v


  3. Twitter:
    Nice post

    I always enjoy reading to your jokes. They are really very funny. It is really good stuff you post.Especially the first joke in which the old lady asks in the end “where’s my toast”. Hope you had a good time celebrating Easter.

    Great work and keep it up

    Thank you for sharing.

  4. Really great jokes. The question is where do we get them? What brain exercise do you do for that? Or they are just natural? Or you read good comedy books? Whats the secret man?


    1. Twitter:
      Neha, people know my love for jokes so I get heaps of them in my emails. I pick out the best of them to share with my readers.
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  5. This is a good way to relax your senses after long blogging

  6. Lol,though all jokes were ok but first one was hilarious :p

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