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Dumb Blonde Jokes Friday Funnies #256

Dumb blonde jokesWe’ve had a whole heap of dumb blonde jokes as part of Friday Funnies. The reason for all the dumb blonde jokes is because they’re so bloody funny. The question is are blondes as dumb as they’re made out to be?

The following joke may actually put to rest the age old fallacy of the everyday dumb blonde.

Dumb Blonde At The Car Yard

A retired older couple return to a Mercedes dealership where the salesman has just sold the car they were interested in to a beautiful, leggy, busty blonde in a mini skirt and a halter top.

The old man was visibly upset. He spoke to the salesman sharply. “Young man, I thought you said you would hold that car till we raised the $55,000 asking price,” said the older man.
“Yet I just heard you closed the deal for $45,000 to the lovely young lady there. And if I remember rightly, you had insisted there was no way you could discount this model.”

The salesman took a deep breath, cleared his throat and reached for a large glass of water.
“Well, what can I tell you? She had the cash ready, didn’t need any financing help, and, Sir, just look at her, how could I resist?”, replied theĀ  grinning salesman sheepishly.

Just then the young woman approached the senior couple and gave the car keys to the old man… “There you go,” she said. “I told you I could get that idiot to lower the price! See you later, Dad, Happy Father’s day.”

Of course you know it’s just not in me to put an end to peoples belief in the dumb blonde adage. So for all of you dumb blonde lovers, I’ve put together the following image with help from The Creator!

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  1. lol. I love it. Great joke! Maybe we’ll see a reversal of the trend of the dumb blonde jokes. I’ll have to show this to my wife (a blonde), she’ll love it.

  2. LOL the password one sounds like some people I know.. I remember reading a statistic that said that the most common password was “password” up until a few years ago..
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    1. Twitter:
      Yeah, using password as your password sounds like something a blonde would do :cry:

      Glad you liked the post John. Hope you come back for this weeks Friday Funnies.

  3. Is it bad that I can easily imagine myself in this same scenario? Lol! I like to think I’m more creative than dumb ;) Thanks for making my day. Had quite a laugh.

    1. Twitter:
      Hey Sam, welcome to Wassupblog. I’m glad you got a kick out of the post.

      When I post a blonde joke for Friday Funnies I’m not picking on blondes per se, I’m just sharing some of the funny things people say about blondes. I don’t think most people actually believe blondes are dumb.

      Thanks so much for dropping by.
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