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Drunk Wife Joke

Usually when people get drunk they can do the craziest things. Sometimes their escapades can be really funny. This is exactly why women should avoid a girls night out after they are married….
If this doesn’t make you laugh out loud, you’ve lost your sense of humour. It’s all about the antics of a drunk wife’s antics after a girl’s night out.

Drunk Wife Joke

The other night I was invited out for a night with the ‘girls’. I told my husband that I would be home by midnight, ‘I promise!’ Well, the hours passed and the margaritas went down way too easily.  Around 3 am, a bit loaded, I headed for home.

Just as I got in the door, the cuckoo clock in the hallway started up and cuckooed 3 times.

Quickly, realizing my husband would probably wake up, I cuckooed another 9 times. I was really proud of myself for coming up with such a quick-witted solution, in order to escape a possible conflict with him. (Even when totally smashed…. 3 cuckoos plus 9 cuckoos total 12 cuckoos = MIDNIGHT!)

The next morning my husband asked me what time I got in?

I told him’MIDNIGHT’… he didn’t seem pissed off in the least.

Whew, I got away with that one!

Then he said ‘We need a new cuckoo clock!’

When I asked him why, he said,

‘Well, last night our clock cuckooed three times, then said ‘oh shit’ cuckooed 4 more times, cleared its throat, cuckooed another three times, giggled, cuckooed twice more, and then tripped over the coffee table and farted.”  :drunk_tb:

drunk wife joke

Keeping with the drunk wife theme, a wife being a woman and all, I put the next drunk woman joke together using the Logo Creator.

drunk woman joke

And so ends another Friday funnies. Just a word of warning to those of you who are just about to reach the drinking age. Getting drunk to the point where you don’t remember what you did the night before is a waste of time and money. Honestly, how can you know you had a good time when you have no memory of it?

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    I wonder where they made that cuckoo clock? Ireland perhaps? Remind me not to shop there. LOL! But really, some good ones you come up with Peter. Thank you.

  2. Remind me not to shop there. LOL! But really, some good ones you come up with Peter. Thought this was going to be dumb. Actually kind of funny Superb Joke !!!

    1. Twitter:
      Hey Emina, I’m glad you enjoyed the joke. You should check out some of my other Friday Funnies posts.
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