This really isn’t a Dr Phil joke but Dr Phil is in it, and it’s bloody funny, so I’m sticking to the Dr Phil joke heading.
Best Ever Dr Phil Joke
Letter to Dr Phil
Dear Dr Phil,
When I retired, I could hardly wait to spend time enjoying my favourite pastime – fishing. I bought my own little fishing boat and tried to get my wife to join me, but she just never liked fishing.
Finally, one day down at the Bait & Tackle Shop, I got to talking to Sam, the shop owner who, it turned out, loves fishing as much as I do. We quickly became “fishin’ buddies.”
As I said, the wife doesn’t care about fishing; she not only refuses to join us, but she always complains that I spend too much time out on the lake.
A few weeks ago Sam and I had the best fishing trip ever. Not only did I catch the most beautiful fish you’ve ever seen, but just a few minutes later Sam must have hooked its twin brother!
So I took a picture of Sam holding up the two nice fish that we caught and showed the picture to my wife, hoping that maybe she’d develop an interest in going fishing with me.
Instead, she says she doesn’t want me to go fishing at all anymore! Not only that, she wants me to sell the boat! I think she just doesn’t like to see me enjoying myself.
What should I do? Continue my hobby, or quit fishing and sell the boat as she insists?
P.S. Enclosed is a picture of Sam with the two fish we caught.
Sometime later Ron got the following reply from Dr Phil.
Get rid of that narrow-minded wife.
Those are two very nice fish!
I thought this joke was so funny that I actually put it on YouTube! Check out The Letter To Dr Phil. Or you can watch it here.
In the video, I used a different image instead of the one in this post. Which one did you like best, and why?