Usually as you grow older most people learn things along the way. This is one thing that the young tend to forget and it’s probably why they fail to listen to us when we give them advice. They just can’t fathom the thought that we are more experience, in life and other matters than they are.
I’m pretty sure that you don’t even have to be a parent to know that this is very true. How many of us have tried explaining one thing or another to one of those young whipper snappers only to come away wondering what the world is coming to if these guys are going to be taking the reigns from us in the coming years.
Anyway, this post isn’t going to be as serious as it sounded to start of with. That was merely the introduction to a funny email I just received. I hope you enjoy it.
A mature (over 40) lady gets pulled over for speeding by a young policeman…
Older Woman: Is there a problem, Officer?
Officer : Ma’am, you were speeding.
Older Woman: Oh, I see.
Officer : Can I see your license please?
Older Woman: I’d give it to you but I don’t have one.
Officer : Don’t have one?
Older Woman: Lost it, 4 years ago for drunk driving.
Officer : I see….Can I see your vehicle registration papers please.
Older Woman: I can’t do that.
Officer : Why not?
Older Woman: I stole this car.
Officer : Stole it?
Older Woman: Yes, and I killed and hacked up the owner.
Officer : You what?
Older Woman: His body parts are in plastic bags in the trunk if you want to see
Officer looks at the woman and slowly backs away to his car and calls for back up. Within minutes 5 police cars circle the car. A senior officer slowly approaches the car, clasping his half drawn gun.
Officer 2: Ma’am, could you step out of your vehicle please! The woman steps out of her vehicle.
Older woman: Is there a problem sir?
Officer 2: One of my officers told me that you have stolen this car and murdered the owner.
Older Woman: Murdered the owner?
Officer 2: Yes, could you please open the trunk of your car, please.
The woman opens the trunk, revealing nothing but an empty trunk.
Officer 2: Is this your car, ma’am?
Older Woman: Yes, here are the registration papers.
The officer is quite stunned.
Officer 2: One of my officers claims that you do not have a driving license.
The woman digs into her handbag and pulls out a clutch purse and hands it to the officer.
The officer examines the license. He looks quite puzzled.
Officer 2: Thank you ma’am, one of my officers told me you didn’t have a license, that you stole this car, and that you murdered and hacked up the owner.
Older Woman: Bet the liar told you I was speeding, too.
Obviously the moral of this story is don’t Mess With Mature Ladies. Actually it’s probably not messing with any woman if you know what’s good for you.
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