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Do Lawyers Lie Friday Funnies #354

Have you ever asked yourself the question, ‘Do lawyers lie? I’m sure there are quite a few folks out there that ask themselves, do lawyers lie.

Do Lawyers Lie A Story Told

A lawyer, who had a wife and 12 children needed to move because his rental agreement was terminated by the owner, who wanted to reoccupy the home. But he was having a lot of difficulty finding a new house.

When he said, he had 12 children, no one would rent a home to him because they felt that the children would destroy the place.

He couldn’t say he had no children, because he couldn’t lie (as we all know, lawyers cannot, and do not lie). So, he sent his wife for a walk to the cemetery with 11 of their kids.

 He took the remaining one with him to see rental homes with the real estate agent. He loved one of the homes, and the price was right.

The agent asked, “How many children do you have?”

He answered, “Twelve.”

The agent asked, “Where are the others?”

The lawyer, with his best courtroom sad look,  answered, “They’re in the cemetery with their mother.”

MORAL: 
It’s not necessary to lie, one only has to choose the right words,  and don’t forget, most politicians are 
lawyers.

I found this little saying whilst searching the internet a while back and I used the Creator to put this little meme together.

do lawyers lie

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  1. This post made me smile, so thank you for brightening my Thursday! It’s a good reminder, too: People don’t have to lie in order to mislead us.
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      Hey Kimmy, I’m glad that you liked this week’s Friday Funnies. Hope to see you for next week’s post.
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