Todays Friday Funnies is all about dirty jokes. People usually refer to them as AO jokes or Adults Only Jokes. I know we are trying to protect our kid’s innocence and all by keeping them away from dirty jokes, but truthfully, I learnt most of my dirty jokes from my schoolmates.
Anyway, I’m going to start my dirty jokes post with my latest, really funny Adults Only jokes video.
Two Really Funny Dirty Jokes
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The first of my dirty jokes is all about this bloke and his weird fetish with a pickle slicer.
Stan has worked in a pickle factory for years. One day after an unusually long day at work he confesses to his wife that he had this unbearable compulsion! For some time now he’s had an urge to stick his penis into the pickle slicer.
Aghast his wife suggested that he should discuss this terrible urge with a sex therapist. Stan looked horrified. No way was he going to a therapist as it would be way too embarrassing. Nope, he vowed to overcome this compulsion on his own.
A few weeks later, Stan comes home unexpectedly early, looking white as a ghost. His wife could see at once that something was seriously wrong. “What’s wrong, Stan? What’s happened?” she asked with much concern.
“Do you remember when I told you how I had this tremendous urge to put my penis into the pickle slicer?”
“Shit, Stan, you didn’?”
“Yes, I did.”
“My God, Stan, what happened?”
“I got fired.”
“No, Stan. I mean, what happened with the pickle slicer?”
“Oh…she got fired too.
Ha, ha. Got you with that one, didn’t I?
Finally, something from Sexy Sal.
OK, that wasn’t really dirty, but it was pretty funny.
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