The Difference Between Men And Women Friday Funnies #82

Man, what a busy week it’s been this week. I’ve been so flat out that I didn’t even post my usual Monday post. Not to worry. At least I’ve made time to post this weeks Friday Funnies  :drunk_tb: That is something you can always rely on, that and the difference between men and women that is :wink_ee:

Let’s face it men and women are different. Apart from the anatomical difference we also think differently. How often have you, as a bloke, felt like banging your head against the wall because she just doesn’t understand what you’re trying to say? :wallbash_tb: How often have you gotten into trouble because of a simple misunderstanding? Yep, there certainly is a difference between men and women. Just about everything is different about men and women, even the way they record things in their diaries.

The Difference Between Men And Women

The Wife’s Diary:

Tonight, I thought my husband was acting weird. We had made plans to meet at a nice restaurant for dinner. I was shopping with my friends all day long, so I thought he was
difference between men and women upset at the fact that I was a bit late, but he made no comment on it.

Our conversation wasn’t flowing, so I suggested that we go somewhere quiet so we could talk. He agreed, but he didn’t say much. I asked him what was wrong; He said, ‘Nothing.’

I asked him if it was my fault that he was upset. He said that it had nothing to do with me, and not to worry about it.

On the way home, I told him that I loved him. He smiled slightly, and kept driving.
I can’t explain his behaviour.
I don’t know why he didn’t say, ‘I love you, too.’

When we got home, I felt as if I had lost him completely, as if he wanted nothing to do with me anymore. He just sat there quietly, and watched TV. He continued to seem distant and absent.

Finally, with silence all around us, I decided to go to bed. About 15 minutes later, he came to bed. But I still felt that he was distracted, and his thoughts
were somewhere else. He fell asleep;
I cried. I don’t know what to do. I’m almost sure that his thoughts are with someone else. My life is a disaster.

The Husband’s Diary:

A two-foot putt ~ who the hell misses a two-foot putt!! 

Peeing In the pool, Image of the week!

peeing in the pool

Todays Video Of The Week

You are going to love this next video. I found it to be extremely funny and I reckon you will too.

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  1. Love the video!But I feel sorry for the wife in the wife’s diary. I don’t think the husband really loves her. This behaviour can’t only come from the difference between man and woman!
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  2. oh she missed the two foot putt man! haha.. amazingly accurate, i don’t just feel but believe in that difference between me and her ;-)

  3. Hi,

    I loled so hard reading your story about man vs woman diary. It remind me a lot about what I can experience with my wife : she always seems upset when I don’t talk a lot at the end of the day. I can see that as she go to bed earlier as usual. Truth is, there’s nothing much to worry about for her : I m a web developper, and when I don’t talk, it’s just that I couldn’t fix a bug (and keep thinking about what ‘s wrong with my code). But woman always tend to think that something’s going on…

    1. Glad you enjoyed it Mike. Did you like it enough to share it with your social media friends?
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