Hey, did you have a nice Christmas? I know I did and I hope you did the same. The only problem is that I had to work Friday and just didn’t have the time to write my Friday Funnies. So I';m writing it today in the knowledge that it will be Friday somewhere around the globe Todays joke is going to feature a deaf bagman. Sure hope you like it.
The Mafia is looking for a new man to be their bagman and collect money from all the businesses they’re standing over. Feeling the heat from the police, the decide to use a deaf person for the job. They figure if he ever gets caught he won’t be able to communicate to the police what he is doing.
On his first week the deaf collector picks up over $50,000! But, he gets greedy and deciding to keep all the money stashes it in a safe place. The mafia catches up with the deaf man and want to interrogate him. Unable to communicate with him the call for the services of a sign interpreter.
The Mafia boss says to the interpreter, “Ask him where the money is!”
The interpreter signs, “Where’s the money?”
The deaf man re[lies, “I don’t know what you’re talking about.”
The interpreter tells the boss, “He doesn’t know what you’re talking about.”
The boss pulls out a .38 gun and places it in the ear of the deaf collector. “Now ask him where the money is.”
The interpreter signs, “Where is the money?”
The deaf man signs back, “The $50,000 is in Central Park, hidden in the third tree stump on the left from the West 78th Street gate.”
The interpreter turns to the boss and, “He says get stuffed!”
A Deaf Bagman Is Not A Career Choice
And finally, to finish of the last Friday Funnies of the year, this weeks funniest video, a video chocker block full of topless women. So if you find topless women offensive you best not watch it
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