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Dating In The 60’s Friday Funnies #202

As Friday rocks up once again it’s time for me to entertain you with another Friday Funnies. Today’s Friday Funnies takes us back to the sixties. We’ve probably have all had that awkward moment when picking up a girl for a date only to get the third degree from the mother. Well, I think you will find this Dating In The 60’s story pretty funny.

Dating In The 60’s Bad Advice

It   was a hot Saturday evening in the summer of 1960, and James had a date  with Annabella.dating in the 60's
He  arrived at her house and rang the bell…

‘Oh,  come on in!’ Annabella’s mother said as she welcomed James.  ‘Have  a seat in the sitting room. Would you like something to  drink? Lemonade?  Tea?’

‘Tea,  please,’ James said. Mum  brought the tea.

‘So, what are you and Annabella planning to do  tonight?’ she asked interestedly.

‘Oh,  probably go to the flicks  and then maybe  grab a bite to eat at the coffee bar, perhaps have a walk  on the beach afterwards.’

‘Annabella  likes to screw, you know,’  Mum informed him.

‘Really?’ James gasped, surprised to say the least.

‘Oh yes,’ mother continued, ‘When she goes out with her friends,  that’s all they do!’

‘Is that so?’ asked James,  incredulously.

‘Oh  yes,’she said.

‘As a matter of fact, she’d screw all night if we let  her!’

‘Phew!  Well, thanks for the tip!’ James  said as he  began thinking about alternative plans for  the evening.

A moment  later, Annabella  came down the stairs looking pretty as a picture,  wearing a pink blouse and a hoop skirt and with her hair tied back in a bouncy  ponytail. She greeted James..

‘Have fun, kids!’ mother said as  they left.

Half an hour later, a completely dishevelled Annabella  burst into the house and slammed the front door behind  her.

The Twist, Mum!’  she yelled angrily to her mother in the kitchen.  ‘The  bloody dance is called the . . .. Twist!’

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