Yep, it’s Friday Funnies time, and that means its time for some more crazy jokes. Todays first crazy joke is about this guy who miraculously gets offered this brilliant job as a chauffeur.

Crazy Jokes: The Chauffeur

A young scouser with his pants hanging half off his ass, two gold front teeth, and a half inch thick gold chain around his neck; walked into the local welfare office to pick up his check. He marched up to the counter and said, “Hi. You know, I just hate drawing welfare. I’d really rather have a job. I don’t like taking advantage of the system, getting something for nothing.”

The social worker behind the counter said “Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur and bodyguard for his beautiful daughter. You will have to drive her around in his 2017 Mercedes-Benz SEL, and he will supply your clothes.”

“Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You’ll also be expected to escort the daughter on her overseas travels. This is rather awkward to say, but you will also have, as part of your job, the assignment to satisfy her sexual urges as the daughter is in her
mid-20’s and has a rather strong sex drive.”

The guy, just plain wide-eyed, said, “You’re bullshittin’ me!”

The social worker said, “Yeah, well… you started it.”

Crazy Jokes WD40 Ad

This isn’t really a joke as such. It’s actually an original WD40 ad which was released in 1964. It’s pretty funny, so I’ve included it as part of my hilarious jokes.

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Ok, you probably don’t know this but I currently work in a supermarket, and I’ve been filling these frozen Scottish Kippers for years and never really noticed that the packaging was pretty, for lack of a better word, pornographic. That was until a female team member told me I should take a better look at it. And so I did. What an eye-opener it was. Sort of makes me wonder how marketing could let something like this slip through.

I’ve posted the image below. Can you see what all the team members are now joking about?

crazy jokes sexy scottish kippers

I hope you can because I’m not about to point it out to you  :tongue_laugh_ee: On the plus side most team members can now refrain from using profanity when asked how they’re doing. If they’re having a bad day, they merely say they’re having a kipper of a day.

Remember, you can always get more jokes by perusing the rest of my Friday Funnies. If you really want to tickle your funny bone, you should check out my funny laughaholics videos.

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