A Chinese joke? Why not a Chinese joke. After all, we’ve been picking on almost every other nation. So for this weeks Friday funnies I thought a really funny Chinese joke is just what we need.
The Hong Kong Dong Chinese Joke
This bloke who’s just been to Hong Kong notices that he’s developed a bend in his penis. As time goes by the bend gets more and more pronounced. He’s so worried about it he decided to go visit his doctor.
The doctor never having seen anything like that before decides to run a series of tests and consults with a whole lot of colleagues. When the bloke returns for a followup appointment the doctor asks, “have you been to the anywhere near China in the last year or so?”
“Yes I did said the man”, frowning with worry.
“Did you happen to have sex whilst you were over there?”
The man, really worried now, “Yeah, I did, at least once or twice, possibly more.”
The doctor in a very grave voice says, “I was afraid of that. You’ve got one of the most latest disease that is just starting to spread in the western world. It’s called Hon Kong Dong!”
The man, gulping, says, “Shit, is it that bad? Is there some sort of cure?”
“Unfortunately there is no known cure for the disease and you really need to have an operation.”
The man says, “An operation? Shit, what sort of operation?”
“Unfortunately we have to amputate your penis!”
“Bullshit! Cut off my bloody penis! No way. I’m sorry, but I have to get another opinion.”
The doctor says, “Of course. You get as many opinions as you feel is necessary.”
The man consults several urologists and they all come up with the same diagnosis and treatment. Beside himself he decides to go back to China where the disease originated thinking that perhaps the Asian doctors would have more of a clue what to do.
After arriving in Hong Kong he manages to to secure a consultation with a world renowned Chinese urologist. The specialist conducts a whole heap of test and with great trepidation he awaits the verdict. When he enters the examining room he manages to blurt out, “Well, is it Hong Kong Dong?”
“Is it really incurable?”
“Yes, there is no known cure.”
Fighting back tears the man gulps,The doctor “And am I going to have an operation? Will they have to cut off my penis?” The doctor almost falls off his chair as fits of laughter hit him.
“What’s so bloody funny?” says the man incredulously. “You mean I don’t have to have surgery?”
As the doctor regains control of himself, he managed to blurt out, “Oh, those American doctors! All their interested in is cut, clamp and sew! Surgery, surgery, all they can think of is surgery!”
“I don’t have to have my penis cut off?” The man was overjoyed.
“Of course not! Just wait a couple more weeks, and it’ll fall off by itself!”
As usual I created the following Chinese joke image with the aid of The Creator.
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