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You may well remember Friday Funnies #239 which was about businessman humour? Well I’ve just come across one about a Chinese businessman.

The Successful Chinese Businessman

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A Chinese businessman goes into a Jewish-owned establishment to buy black bras, size 38. The Jewish store keeper, known for his skills as a businessman, says that black bras are rare and that he is finding it very difficult to buy them from his suppliers. Therefore he has to charge $50.00 for them.

The Chinese businessman buys 25 pairs.

He returns a few days later and this time orders 50.

The Jewish owner tells him that they have become even harder to get and charges him $60.00 each.

The Chinese businessman returns a month later and buys the store’s remaining stock of 50 and this time for $75.00 each.

The Jewish owner is somewhat puzzled by the large demand for black size 38 bras and asks the Chinese guy, “…please tell me – What do you do with all these black bras?”

The Chinese businessman answers: “I cut them in half and sell them as skull caps to Jewish men for $200.00 each.”

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Keeping with the Asian theme I found a really good video about how a pretty Asian girl scares of a potential rapist.

And so ends another Friday Funnies. Remember, you owe it to your friends to share this post with them. :wink_ee:

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