Aunty Acid, Sex In The Hospital & Mr.Bean

I have to admit that I’m pretty happy the way Friday Funnies has turned out to be such a success. Not only am I getting great feedback from readers, both in the comments section and via email, but as it turns out it is also generating quite a bit of traffic. Why, just checking todays stats shows that a good 30% of my traffic is being generated by people looking for a good laugh. When you consider all the bad news in the world it’s not surprising that so many people are looking for something to cheer them up.

Sex In The Hospital

A wealthy woman was being shown around the hospital.

During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

‘Oh my GOD!’ screamed the woman. ‘That’s disgraceful! …… Why is he doing that?’

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, “I’m very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn’t do that at least five times a day, he’ll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.”

”Oh, well in that case, I guess it’s okay” said the woman.

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed;

“Oh my GOD! Now tell me how that can be justified?”

The doctor spoke very calmly, “Same illness, better health plan.”

Now, that is the sort of health plan I’d happily be a part of  :devil_tb:

Keeping with the hospital theme I found a really funny YouTube video featuring Mr Bean.

Mr. Beans Hospital Escapades

Aunty Acid And PMS

Aunty Acid PMS

That’s it guys. Thanks for taking part in this weeks Friday Funnies and I hope you all have a great weekend!  :drunk_tb: Oh, in case you’re looking for some great, funny reading material, here’s some great stuff from Amazon.


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Friday Funnies # 34, Crocodiles, Old Women & Aunty Acid

Man, you got to love it when the work week goes by and you have the weekend to look forward too. Then of course, thanks to yours truly  :smoke_tb: , you also have Friday Funnies to look forward to. As usual I’ve taken the time to find a nice selection of jokes and as usual I’m hoping they all go over well.

With this weeks Fridays Funnies I have to warn you that there’s going to be some swear words in the following story, so if you think you may be offended, do yourself a favor and do not read beyond this point.

This letter was sent to the Lions Bay School Principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you.

Dear Lions Bay School ,

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior Citizens luncheon I am 91 years old and live at the Trafalgar Square Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone and I want to thank you for the kindness shown to a forgotten old lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.

The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to fuck off.

Thank you for that opportunity.



Mmm, seems that for some old age just helps to make you bitter. Joan, you are a bad girl  :tongue_laugh_ee:

The Canadian Crocodile Attack

After last weeks fly eating bullfrogs I thought I’d give you something a little bigger.

You’re going to love this little prank!  :thumbup_tb:

Aunty Acid And Men Cartoon

Oh Auntie Acid, you really love to stick it to us men don’t you luv? Never mind, cos we can handle it and we loves ya ll the same.

 Aunty Acid And Men

That’s it guys. I hope you liked  this weeks Fridays Funnies and I wish you all a great week end.

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Friday Funnies # 33 A Female Robot Secretary

Hey guys, welcome to this weeks latest Friday Funnies :thumbup_ee:  You know, as time goes by scientists come up with great new gadgets to make peoples lives easier, whether it’s at home, work or even for play. Like everything else jokes tend to move with the times.This particular joke is no different and I can safely say that it absolutely rocks! It actually combines a bit of robotic technology that brings both functionality and perhaps even a bit of naughty fun into the office :devil_tb:

If this doesn’t get a smile out of you then you just do not have a sense of humor. Oh, this is one of those jokes that has a moral to it. See if you can work out what it is.

Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek.

“Hey, bud, how are ya?”

“I’m good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is beautiful!”

“Well, I’m glad you like her. Believe it or not, she’s a robot!”

“No way, how could that be?”

“Way! She’s the latest model from Japan. Lemme tell you how she works. If you squeeze her left boob, she takes dictation. If you squeeze her right boob, she types a letter. And that’s not all, she can have sex, too!”

“Holy shit! You’re kidding, right?”

“No, she’s something, huh? Tell you what, you can even borrow her.”

So, his friend takes her into the restroom and is in there with her for a while. Suddenly, he hears him screaming “Eeeeyaaaaa! Heeelp” Ooooooh! Aaaaaaah! eeeeeeeeeaaargghhhh!”

The guy says, “Shit! I forgot to tell him her ass is a pencil sharpener!”

African Bullfrog And The iPhone

You have to admit, that was pretty funny  :lol_ee:

And finally, a word from everybody’s favourite Aunty, Aunty Acid!

Aunty Acid Shops cartoon

That’s it guys, have a great weekend.

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