Friday Funnies #43 An Aussie Chewing Gum

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Before we get to this week’s Friday Funnies I’m sure I don’t have to remind anyone that Christmas is just around the corner. I’m also sure that a lot of you haven’t got all your Christmas shopping done and one of the reasons for that is because some people are just too hard to buy for. Not to worry, that’s why I’ve come up with a new category for WassupBlog, it’s called Great Gift Ideas and leading up to Christmas I’ll be writing a post featuring a unique Christmas gift idea.

Sounds like a lot of hard work doesn’t it? Well it’s not because {WP-Zon-Builder} is doing all the hard work for me!  :drunk_tb: OK, not that I’ve gotten that out of the way it’s time to amuse you with this weeks joke, one that was sent to me by one of my list subscribers, and true to my word I’m rewarding him for it. Chris Davies, who’s  been a loyal list member since January, runs a blog called PawPoint dog clothing and designer pet accessories. Like yours truly Chris is taking advantage of the Christmas season by promoting special gift ideas for your treasure pet. Thanks for the joke Chris, I loved it mate.

Apparently this joke is all the rage in England at the moment. I’ve heard a version of it before but I can’t quite recall it. Anyway, here’s Chris’s version.

An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an
American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.Aussie bloke

The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.

The American snapped his gum and said, ‘You Australian folk eat the whole bread?’

The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, ‘of course.’

The American blew a huge bubble. ‘We don’t. In the States, we only eat what’s inside – The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia .’

The American had a smirk on his face. The Australian listened in silence.

The American persisted, ‘D’ya eat jam with your bread?’ Read the rest of this entry

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Friday Funnies #42 Some Real Aussie Humour

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Hey guys, did you have a great week? Sure hope the boss hasn’t been ragging you too much. Not to worry, at least the week is nearly over and when you get home you’ll be able to put your feet up, relax and read the latest edition of Friday Funnies. Heck, you may even be sticking it to the boss by reading this while you’re at work. If that’s the case make sure you don’t fall off your chair laughing because that’s going to give you away for sure.  :cheesey:

For this weeks Friday Funnies edition I thought I’d share a bit of Aussie humour with you. This joke takes place in the Northern Territory.

An outrageously Australian joke!

A Northern Territory farm hand (maybe an Irishman :tongue_laugh_ee: ) radios back to the farm manager.

‘Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute.
The pig’s OK, but he’s stuck in the bull bars at the front of my Ute
And is wriggling and squealing so much I can’t get him out.’

The manager says,’Ok, there’s a .303 Rifle behind the seat.
Take it; shoot the pig in the head and you’ll be able to remove him.’

Five minutes later the farm hand calls back, ‘I did what you said
Boss. Took the 303, shot the pig in the head and removed him from the
Bull-bars. No problem there, but I still can’t go on’. Read the rest of this entry

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Friday Funnies #41 Horny Wife

always horny

It’s been a week since moving this blog to [inmotion hosting] and I have to admit I’m loving the fact that the blog loads so quickly and that I was able to keep all my plugins. Don’t worry, I’ll do a more detailed post on how the move went, why I chose them and what I think of their service. But not today, because today is Friday and you all know what that means? Yep, it’s time for me to entertain you with this weeks Friday Funnies.  :drunk_tb:

This next joke is an Aussie one and it took place at the Royal Show. I have to admit I thought the joke was pretty far fetched because it portrays a wife who wanted her husband to perform a lot more often in bed and we all know that once your married the reverse is true, isn’t that right guys?  :tongue_laugh_ee: Anyway, here’s the joke, you guys decide for yourself.


My wife and I went to the Royal Show and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls.. We went up to the first pen and there was a sign attached that said, Read the rest of this entry

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