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Man, you got to love it when the work week goes by and you have the weekend to look forward too. Then of course, thanks to yours truly  , you also have Friday Funnies to look forward to. As usual I’ve taken the time to find a nice selection of jokes and as usual I’m hoping they all go over well. With this weeks Fridays Funnies I have to warn you that there’s going to be some swear words in the following story, so if you think you may be offended, do yourself a favor and do not read beyond this point. This letter was sent to the Lions Bay School Principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you. Dear Lions Bay School , God bless…

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Friday Funnies # 33 A Female Robot Secretary

Hey guys, welcome to this weeks latest Friday Funnies  You know, as time goes by scientists come up with great new gadgets to make peoples lives easier, whether it’s at home, work or even for play. Like everything else jokes tend to move with the times.This particular joke is no different and I can safely say that it absolutely rocks! It actually combines a bit of robotic technology that brings both functionality and perhaps even a bit of naughty fun into the office If this doesn’t get a smile out of you then you just do not have a sense of humor. Oh, this is one of those jokes that has a moral to it. See if you can work out what it is. Two friends meet in the office of one of them, a notorious techno-geek. “Hey, bud, how are ya?” “I’m good. Congratulations, that new secretary of yours is…

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Friday Funnies #32 Fanny Green – Aunty Acid

Hey guys, oh my how time flies when your having fun. You were having fun weren’t you? Oh right, it’s been a hard week at the grind stone and you’ve come here for your weekly dose of laughs. Man, I sure hope I don’t disappoint you because it’s going to be pretty hard to top last weeks Friday Funnies. Still, I pulled out all the stops and I reckon you’re going to this weeks selection of jokes. Knowing how much you guys love Irish jokes I thought I would start off with one about a few Irishmen who have decided to have sex with Fanny Green. Fanny Green An Irish man went to confession in St. Patrick’s Catholic Church. ‘Father’, he confessed, ‘it has been one month since my last confession. I had sex with Fanny Green twice last month.’ The priest told the sinner, ‘You are forgiven. Go out…

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Friday Funnies #30 Making A Woman & More

Before I get to this weeks Friday Funnies, which I know you’re going to love, I want to remind all the bloggers out there, the ones that wish they had some help with their keyword research, about the huge special on one of the best SEO tools out there. The post is called Buying Market Samurai At A Really Good Price! OK, now that I’ve gotten that out of the way I’m about to get myself into trouble with this weeks Friday Funnies. When I say in trouble, naturally I mean with the women, because I know all the men out there are really going to love this one  Do you guys remember that post About Understanding Men that I wrote a few weeks ago? Well, I figured that this week I would write one all about someone from the fairer sex feel like a woman! MAKE ME FEEL LIKE…

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Friday Funnies #29 Is All About Call Centers

Have you ever thought how frustrating it must be for those poor guys man those call centers? Poor bastards. Sure they must get a legitimate caller every now and again and they probably breathe a sigh of relief when that happens. As for the rest of them, just try to imagine what it must be like dealing with hundreds of morons who shouldn’t be allowed to own anything more technical than a potato peeler. Heck some people probably shouldn’t even own one of those. I reckon that’s why most call centers are moved overseas! sure they want to save money, but for the most part it’s because our call center operators aren’t able to put up with anymore crap.Anyway, for this weeks Friday Funnies I thought I would reproduce a few actual call center conversations. Actual Call Center Conversations ! Customer: ‘I’ve been ringing 0800 2100 for two days and…

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Friday Funnies # 28 Understanding Men

Welcome to the latest Friday Funnies guys. Here’s hoping it puts a smile on your face and starts you off on a great weekend. As my last Friday Funnies post was pretty well all about blondes I thought I would make this one all abut men. Besides, it seems that lately I’ve been concentrating too much on the ladies and most of those times I’ve been getting into trouble, usually because I’ve said the wrong thing or something. You know guys, we always seem to think that the reason we don’t get women is because they’re a real mystery to us. Could it be that women want it that way? Think about it! If they really wanted us to know what how they tick they would have produced a bloody manual by now wouldn’t they. Anyway, just so the gals can’t say the same thing about us I’m going to…

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Friday Funnies # 27 Is All About Blondes

As the wheel of time turns on it’s endless revolutions, unless something traumatic happens, we can always depend on one thing. Friday Funnies! That’s right folks it’s Friday Funnies time and do I have some killer jokes for you. In fact, because of the popularity of blonde jokes I thought I’d look through my emails to see what kind of blonde joke I could find, and believe me, I found a doozy. But first I would like to apologise to all the blondes out there who may be offended by anything they read here. We know that regardless of all those jokes out there we all know you guys can’t possible be that dumb. Heck, if anything it’s all a devious plot you guys have put together and we’re all just too dumb to work out what your intentions are  The Blonde School Girl A girl came skipping home FROM…

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Man, what a day I’ve had. I didn’t think I would get this post out on time because just about everything’s gone wrong starting with the phone line being down for over 24 hours! Naturally if I don’t have a phone line I don’t have the internet because I’m using DSL and not cable. Then when the Internet finally comes on I have to rush off to work  Once I finally get home I’ve stopped for a cup of coffee and a quick bite to eat. It’s now 11.30pm which means that I have 30 minutes to get the latest Friday Funnies out. I thought for this weeks joke I would tell you about the time the seven dwarfs went to Rome to visit with the pope. The Seven Dwarfs Meet With The Pope Seven dwarfs go to the Vatican, and because they are the seven dwarfs, they are immediately…

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