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Friday Funnies #42 Some Real Aussie Humour

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Hey guys, did you have a great week? Sure hope the boss hasn’t been ragging you too much. Not to worry, at least the week is nearly over and when you get home you’ll be able to put your feet up, relax and read the latest edition of Friday Funnies. Heck, you may even be sticking it to the boss by reading this while you’re at work. If that’s the case make sure you don’t fall off your chair laughing because that’s going to give you away for sure.  For this weeks Friday Funnies edition I thought I’d share a bit of Aussie humour with you. This joke takes place in the Northern Territory. An outrageously Australian joke! A Northern Territory farm hand (maybe an Irishman ) radios back to the farm manager. ‘Boss, I gotta helluva problem here. I hit a pig with the Ute. The pig’s OK, but…

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Friday Funnies #41 Horny Wife

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It’s been a week since moving this blog to [inmotion hosting] and I have to admit I’m loving the fact that the blog loads so quickly and that I was able to keep all my plugins. Don’t worry, I’ll do a more detailed post on how the move went, why I chose them and what I think of their service. But not today, because today is Friday and you all know what that means? Yep, it’s time for me to entertain you with this weeks Friday Funnies.  This next joke is an Aussie one and it took place at the Royal Show. I have to admit I thought the joke was pretty far fetched because it portrays a wife who wanted her husband to perform a lot more often in bed and we all know that once your married the reverse is true, isn’t that right guys?  Anyway, here’s the…

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Friday Funnies #40, Babies Rap Pastor’s Ass et al

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Hey guys, did you miss me? You do know of course that if you were part of my list you would have know exactly why I’ve been missing the last few days and why there was no Friday’s Funnies last week. What’s that? You still want to know what happened and how come the blog is loading so much faster? Well, I reckon you’re just going to have to wait until my next post for that information  Before I get on with the Friday Funnies post I want to wish all my friends in the States a happy Thanksgiving and now on with the Friday Funnies post, and believe me, you’re going to love this one because I’ve worked extra hard to make up for missing out on last weeks post.  The Pastor’s Ass The Pastor entered his donkey in a race and it won. The Pastor was so pleased with the…

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Friday Funnies #39 Best For Laughs

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Man, I can’t believe how fast that week went. I hope you guys had a great week and that you had time to read my posts this week. In case you didn’t you may be interested to see who won the free hosting package and more importantly you will want to read my post on how to lower your bounce rate. If you only have time for one more post to read then the one on lowering your bounce rate is one you don’t want to miss out on. But today is Friday and that means the weekend is just around the corner and what we all need after a hard weeks work is a bit of light humour to get us off on the right start and the best way to do that is with a dose of Friday Funnies!  Symbolic Meaning Of The Indian Headdress? Have you ever…

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Friday Funnies #38 Irish Jokes And More

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Yay, it’s Friday Funnies time again and so it is with great pleasure that I present to you Friday Funnies #38 ! Yep, that means that its been going for a whole 38 weeks! Man that has gone quickly hasn’t it? OK, so I reckon you’ve gathered from the title of the post that it’s going to have something to do with the Irish and of course you’re correct  What you don’t know is that I’m going to share not one but two incredibly funny Irish jokes with you  and they both involve accidents.  The Irish Road Accident Paddy phones an ambulance because his mate’s been hit by a car. Paddy: ‘Get an ambulance here quick, he’s bleeding from his nose and Hey guys, I hope you can control you’re laughter long enough to head on over to my post about how you can win FREE web hosting for a year!…

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Friday Funnies #37 Halloween Special

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After my last post, Sire’s Scary Halloween Poem, and keeping with the Halloween theme I thought it only fitting that Friday Funnies is Halloween related. Unfortunately, after scouring all my emails I couldn’t find anything that I thought would do the post justice and so I had to resort to Google! I got to tell you, there isn’t much out there. Most of them are one liners and a couple weren’t even funny. Because I didn’t get these jokes in the emails I thought I’d do the right things and post the links the respective jokes. I found this one on Halloween Howl. The Bat! A vampire bat came flapping in from the night covered in fresh blood and parked himself on the roof of the cave to get some sleep. Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it.He told them to…

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Friday Funnies #36 Is All About Boobs

There have been times in my life when I’ve been asked whether I am a tit ass or leg man. Heck, I’m sure many men throughout the ages have been asked the same thing on more than one occasion. In case you’re wandering about my preferences I don’t particularly have one as I’m quite happy to admire whatever women are prepared to show me. If their going to give me some cleavage I am quite happy to take in the site. The same goes for those women who insist on wearing tight skirts, shorts or pants as well as those who wear those lovely short numbers.  Heck, I love women so much that it’s not unusual for me to post some revealing images on this very blog, not to mention my sexual aid blog  Heck, I’ve used so many images I get emails from folk warning me to be careful so…

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Aunty Acid, Sex In The Hospital & Mr.Bean

I have to admit that I’m pretty happy the way Friday Funnies has turned out to be such a success. Not only am I getting great feedback from readers, both in the comments section and via email, but as it turns out it is also generating quite a bit of traffic. Why, just checking todays stats shows that a good 30% of my traffic is being generated by people looking for a good laugh. When you consider all the bad news in the world it’s not surprising that so many people are looking for something to cheer them up. Sex In The Hospital A wealthy woman was being shown around the hospital. During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously. ‘Oh my GOD!’ screamed the woman. ‘That’s disgraceful! …… Why is he doing that?’ The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, “I’m…

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