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Saturday Mish Mash To Brighten Your Day

Saturday, July 23rd, 2011 at 1:11 pm

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If you’re one of my Australian readers you are well into enjoying your weekend and are probably putting your feet up to have a well deserved rest. If you’re one of my American readers or come from some other part of the world that is a little behind then you’re most likely in the ‘Thank God It’s Friday’ mode and waiting for the weekend to start. Either way the last thing you probably want to read right now is some how to post because all you want to do is to relax and enjoy the moment.

Well, because I know what it’s like and I totally sympathize with what everyone is going through I want this post to entertain and bring some enjoyment into your life, even if it’s just for a moment.

First off I would like to present a YouTube video I happened to come across this morning. It’s a fairly old one but hasn’t had all that many views so I’m sure there are many that haven’t seen it. Originally uploaded in 2006 it’s an animation of Frank Sinatra sending up MySpace. It is really very clever and whoever sang the lyrics did a great job of impersonating the legendary Crooner.

That was pretty cool wasn’t it? OK, now I want to see how good your mouse control is. Follow this link and see if you can touch the guys nose with the mouse pointer. If you can do it you’re a better man than I

OK, now let’s have a look at this photo.

Please, not in front of the wife

While I see the humor in this I can’t see my friends rubbing it and I sure as hell don’t want my mates to do it. :embarassed_tb:

OK, moving right along. I’m not sure how you feel about the government, but this is a fair representation of what I think of them.

The government are a buch of pricks

So, just in case you didn’t understand how I feel about them I added the caption, The government are a bunch of pricks :wink_ee:

Now, just in case you’re having a bad day I bet you it’s nowhere near as bad as the one these people are having.

And for the grand finale I would like to finish off with this little story.

A little girl asks her mum, ‘Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around the block?’ Her mum replies ‘No, because she is on heat.’ ‘What does that mean?’ asked the child. ‘Go and ask your father. I think he’s in the garage.’
The little girl goes out to the garage and says, ‘Dad, can I take Lulu for a walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was on the heat, and to come ask you.’ He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog’s backside with it to disguise the scent, and said ‘Ok, you can go now, but keep Lulu on the leash and only go one time around the block.’
The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on the leash..Surprised, Dad asked, ‘Where’s Lulu?’
You’ll love this!!!!!!!!!)……………
The little girl said, ‘She ran out of petrol about halfway round the block, so another dog is pushing her home.’ :lol_tb:

Have a good weekend guys!

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Putting The Fun Back Into Your Posts

Friday, February 25th, 2011 at 11:55 pm

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Damn if things aren’t getting a little too serious around here lately. We’ve had the post My Blog Was Hacked And What I Did About It where I told you all about getting hacked and how I got around it.Then almost immediately I was forced to do a followup post called Put A Firewall Up To Protect Your Blog From Attacks something that I urge everyone to read, nay not just read but to follow my lead and to tell everyone else about it as well.

Then there was the 11-Inch MacBook Air Review and before that I divulged what Affiliates I was using to make money in What Affiliates To Promote To Blog For Money. Well I think that is just about enough, and I’ve come to the conclusion that all work and no play makes Sire a boring old blogger. So for this post I want to do nothing more than to entertain you. Some of you who have been following my tweets have probably notice some links to some really funny and entertaining videos, well I can’t see any reason why my loyal readers shouldn’t get in on some of the fun.

Dancing At The Movies: I was really hoping to embed that video directly into the post but it’s not allowed so if you like the old Footloose song by Kenny Loggins you will love this video which an editing marvel incorporating some of the best dance scenes seen in the movies.

Now for a few laughs. This next clip is from an old Carol Burnett show and features a dentist sketch starring Tim Conway and Harvey Korman. It is bloody hilarious and just goes to show you don’t have to insert a whole lot of profanity in order to get your audience to laugh. I’d hate to have this guy work on me.

This next one is for the guys because it has what most guy love to see, a lovely set of exposed breasts. Check out the expressions of those lucky guys who copped an eye full.

This next one is for the ladies, and no matter what they tell you they are just as sexist as the average guy, oh well almost. They may not whistle at a good looking bloke who has muscles bulging out of his t-shirt, but they sure would like to. Then you get the ones that will tell you it’s not the size that counts, it’s how you use it. Is it, is it really ladies? Check out the look at the expression on the faces of these women when they finally get to see what this bloke is packing.

Finally, seeing as how we left off on a video that is definitely sexual in nature I thought it only fitting to promote a couple of posts from my sex blog. One is about Finding The G Spot Saga – The Elusive G Spot Location where I put forward a couple of ideas on movies that could well turn into blockbusters, as well as introducing people to the revolutionary G-Spot mouse. Then there was the post Proving To Everyone That Women Do Have A Sense Of Humor.

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How To Score & Have A Sexy Valentine’s Day

Friday, February 11th, 2011 at 1:22 am

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Valentines day isn’t all that far away and while there are a few of us who think it’s the biggest Load of BS out, there are a hell of a lot, usually the women, who look on it with expectation and perhaps even a few with trepidation. If you’re one of the lucky few who have a Valentines day product to sell you are more than likely rubbing your hands with glee. Personally I don’t see what all the fuss is about, it’s just another day unless you’re a bloke who has a partner and then it can be a virtual pain in the ass as well as the wallet. Not to worry fellas, I’ve come across a great video that will help you to score with the ladies on Valentines Day.

How To Score On Valentines Day

So remember guys, chocolates are in, as are a bouquet of flowers over a cheesy arrangement. Getting a Fresh Eco-Elegant Valentines Day Flowers from $29.95 at OrganicBouquet.com is probably a good idea, especially if she’s into saving the environment. Now for the women. I’m probably not the best bloke to tell women how to feel sexy on Valentine’s Day so I’ve found a video just for them.

How To Have A Sexy Valentine’s Day

You will notice that a lot more items are needed in the second video than were needed in the first. I wonder if that’s because marketers assume that women are more likely to spend their money on this sort of stuff than men? Let’s have a look at that list of requirements for having a sexy Valentine’s Day.

Beauty Treatments: I can understand this, I mean you would want to look great for that lucky guy now don’t you?
Massage Oils: Oh yeah, now that’s what I’m talking about.
Candles: Nothing better than setting the mood with romantic scented candles and where better to get them from than at Candle Bay! Also dim lighting helps to hide any imperfections
Food: Is this because women think the way to a man’s heart is through is stomach?
Champagne: I can see two reasons for this; either she wants to get him drunk so he doesn’t know what he’s getting into or she needs it to get in the mood.
A CD of Sexy Songs: Perhaps something along the lines of Erotica, Vol. 1 – Zen & Tantra Café – Hot and Sexy lounge music [Explicit] Yeah, that should get the party going.

Then the video mentions a couple of optional requirements like Erotic Movies and Role Playing costumes. You have got to be kidding! Optional, there is no way these should be optional at all. Heck Erotic Movies and Sexy Costumes, which you can get at CostumeKingdom.comare absolutely essential! Now what were those erotic movies she suggested? Oh that’s right; Swept Away (Digitally Remastered Edition), Body Heat [Blu-ray] and Last Tango in Paris? You call that erotic? Whatever happened to real erotic movies like The Girl Next Door (Unrated Edition) [Blu-ray], you know, the one starring Jenna Jameson, now that’s what I call erotic.

Isn’t it amazing how the women spend so much more time than a bloke as far as preparations go. It doesn’t matter if they’re getting ready to go out or preparing for something special it’s a major event. In regards to Valentines while we would apreciate a Brazilian it’s not like it’s really necessary. All we really want is the companionship of a good woman, and if we’re really lucky we wouldn’t mind doing the wild thing. :smoke_tb:

So, seeing there’s only a few days left before Valentine’s Day what have you planned to make it something real special?

The Magical Garden And The Huge Boob Bush

Saturday, November 20th, 2010 at 8:19 am

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Once upon a time, in a land not so very far away, there was a magical garden tended by Sire. Sire’s expertise in the garden was such that people used to say his green thumb extended right to his shoulder. The garden belonged to the king of the land who, much to his misfortune, married Googleless, the wicked, but buxom, witch.

Like all wicked witches Googleless was vain and her particular vanity extended to her well endowed breasts, which she maintained firm and sag free with her wicked magic. Every night as she sat topless combing her long jet black hair, she would croon to her magic mirror;

Magic Mirror on the wall

Who has the best titties of the all?

And the magic mirror would reply;

Oh Googleles, Queen so fair

Your titties are the best, beyond compare.

To which the witch queen would cackle with delight.

Now, Sire, once a royal knight of old, never liked the king’s choice of a bride, but what could he do for he was a king after all and wanton to have his way. The queen didn’t much like Sire either, most likely because of his closeness to the king, and so she made things difficult for him. Sire however, put up with her crap as he figured that the 4 weeks holiday with the 17.5% loading was well worth the irritation. Besides, he much rather tend the magical garden that joust or fight fire breathing dragons.

One day it got so bad that Sire thought it was time for payback. Knowing of her boob fixation he used all his skills to shape one of the bushes in the garden into the most luscious, titillating breasts that he could ever have imagined.

That night as the wicked witch queen sat brushing her hair, her full breasts staring at her in the mirror;

Mirror Mirror on the wall

Who has the best titties of them all?

To which the mirror replied;

Oh Googleless, Queen so fair

There are better titties than your luscious pair.

Googleless stopped mid stroke, her jaw dropped and the blood drained from her face, but only for a moment, for before you could say Google Slap, her face went red with rage and she let out a tirade of abuse that scorched the gold flakes from the mirror’s frame.

Once she calmed down she compelled the mirror to reveal whose breasts could possible be better than her own. So it was that she learned of Sire’s magical bush. “A bush,” she screams. How can a bush be better than these tits of mine, which are real and silicon free. (Reckon she must have forgotten about the magic she’s been using the vain bitch)

It was then that the mirror showed her Sire’s marvelous creation, and when she saw that they were truly better than her own she had a heart attack and died.

Upon her death a dark veil was lifted from that not so far off land, yet none but Sire knew the part that the boob bush had to play. All that people knew of the bush was that it was truly beautiful and that anyone who rubbed the leafy nipple would find good fortune. No doubt a myth that was started by the mischievous Sire.

Well, I sure hope you liked that short story, but you know it wasn’t completely fictitious. The boob bush did actually exist in my garden and I did actually tell my neighbors that I rubbed it everyday for luck. They loved it and thought the bush was a scream. Not so much the wife though. She wasn’t too impressed about having a boob with a huge nipple in her front garden. After constant nagging I decided, for the sake of some peace and quiet, that I would change the shape of the bush until it looked like the photo below.

You don’t see the boob? Use your imagination guys to remove the wart on the nipple. :tongue_laugh_ee:

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Men And Women Are Just Born That Way

Monday, October 25th, 2010 at 6:17 pm

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Let’s face it, I like to have a little fun with this blog and a lot of the time that means picking a little on the lady folk, in a nice way of course. :innocent1_tb: This can be seen in the popular post, If Women Controlled The Earth, which was full of images showing how many things that we take for granted would be different if women were in charge.

Then there was The Difference Between Male and Female, which showed how women and men behaved in the same circumstances, and naturally the differences were quite remarkable.

Let’s not forget There Is No Way In Hell That A Man Can Please A Woman where I attempted to show in my own Aussie way that no matter what a bloke does to make a woman happy it just doesn’t seem to go down the way it was intended.

Women & The All About Me Syndrome was an attempted satirical post where women suffered from IAAMS. Not my most popular post but I sure did have a lot of fun with it and if I can’t have a little fun with blogging I don’t think I would be blogging today.

I reckon it’s pretty obvious though that there is a real difference in the way men and women behave and there’s not much we can really do about it if it’s all in our genes. As this video clearly shows there are preconceived paths that we must follow from the moment of conception. Let’s face it guys, and gals, it’s in our genes and there ain’t much we can do about it.