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Sire At The Renowned 2013 Convention

The year is 2013, the day is the 2nd of January where hundreds of thousands of Bloggers from all over the world have congregated to hear Sire the most renowned blogger ever speak about the coming year. They’ve been waiting ever since the day before when the event was supposed to take place but Sire never turned up. His minions explained that Sire did a bit too much celebrating on New Years eve and was too busy chucking up to present himself to his loyal followers. He would however present himself on the morrow and although dejected people decided to stay rather than to lose their spot.

Many were wondering whether he could outdo his performance which was touted as a massive flop. One has to wonder whether they are here to bask in his greatness or in the hope that he will once again he will make a public spectacle of himself. Read the rest of this entry

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Friday Funnies #45 Senior Citizens & Sexy Pranks

Well, I reckon this is going to be the last Friday Funnies for the year so I really hope you enjoy it. Don’t worry, I’m going to continue the Friday Funnies in 2013. How could I not seeing as how they’ve turned out to be so popular. You know, I think that, seeing how it’s the last one for the year and all, I’m going to give you a treat by posting two jokes instead of one.  :drunk_tb:

The first one is to do with the actions of a senior citizen, and like the other jokes about the elderly that I’ve written about on this blog I’m sure you’re going to like this one.

The Senior Citizen & The BMW Z4

A senior citizen drove his brand new BMW Z4 convertible out of the car showroom. Taking off down the motorway, he floored it to 120mph enjoying the wind blowing through what little hair he had left.

2003 BMW Z4 Photographed in Greenwich, CT.

“Amazing!” he thought as he flew down the M4, enjoying pushing the pedal to the metal even more. Looking in his rear view mirror, he saw a police car behind him, blue lights flashing and siren blaring.

“I can get away from him – no problem!” thought the elderly nutcase as he floored it to 140mph, then 150 then 160. Suddenly, he thought, “What on earth am I doing? I’m too old for this nonsense!” So he pulled over to the side of the road and waited for the police car to catch up with him.
Pulling in behind him, the police officer walked up the driver’s side of the BMW, looked at his watch and said, “Sir, my shift ends in 10 minutes. Today is Friday and I’m taking off for the weekend. If you can give me a reason why you were speeding that I’ve never heard before, I’ll let you go.” Read the rest of this entry

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Eviltron The Best Ever Gadget For The Jokester

For todays gift suggestion I’m going to suggest something a little different. Although it can still be classed in the technology category it’s not something that you can, use other than to play practical jokes on family, friends and work mates that is.  :devil_tb: Now, you guys know how much I love my remote control TV watch and how I use it to play jokes on people because I wrote about it when reviewing the Casio Remote TV watch. Well, the Eviltron is an electronic gadget that will drive people crazy and you into fits of laughter. Will probable make for some great YouTube videos :wink_ee:

What you’re going to love about the Eviltron is that it’s small, a bit bigger than a quarter, and has a nice strong magnet attached to it making it easier to hide. From the reviews I’ve read on it the majority of people love it. It sells for less than $10 and is the perfect size for those Xmas stockings. Better yet, buy one for yourself so you can start fooling people making them believe their hearing things.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

Check out what they have to say about it on Amazon….. Read the rest of this entry

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Before we get to this week’s Friday Funnies I’m sure I don’t have to remind anyone that Christmas is just around the corner. I’m also sure that a lot of you haven’t got all your Christmas shopping done and one of the reasons for that is because some people are just too hard to buy for. Not to worry, that’s why I’ve come up with a new category for WassupBlog, it’s called Great Gift Ideas and leading up to Christmas I’ll be writing a post featuring a unique Christmas gift idea.

Sounds like a lot of hard work doesn’t it? Well it’s not because {WP-Zon-Builder} is doing all the hard work for me!  :drunk_tb: OK, not that I’ve gotten that out of the way it’s time to amuse you with this weeks joke, one that was sent to me by one of my list subscribers, and true to my word I’m rewarding him for it. Chris Davies, who’s  been a loyal list member since January, runs a blog called PawPoint dog clothing and designer pet accessories. Like yours truly Chris is taking advantage of the Christmas season by promoting special gift ideas for your treasure pet. Thanks for the joke Chris, I loved it mate.

Apparently this joke is all the rage in England at the moment. I’ve heard a version of it before but I can’t quite recall it. Anyway, here’s Chris’s version.

An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an
American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.Aussie bloke

The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.

The American snapped his gum and said, ‘You Australian folk eat the whole bread?’

The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, ‘of course.’

The American blew a huge bubble. ‘We don’t. In the States, we only eat what’s inside – The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia .’

The American had a smirk on his face. The Australian listened in silence.

The American persisted, ‘D’ya eat jam with your bread?’ Read the rest of this entry

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