Before we get to this week’s Friday Funnies I’m sure I don’t have to remind anyone that Christmas is just around the corner. I’m also sure that a lot of you haven’t got all your Christmas shopping done and one of the reasons for that is because some people are just too hard to buy for. Not to worry, that’s why I’ve come up with a new category for WassupBlog, it’s called Great Gift Ideas and leading up to Christmas I’ll be writing a post featuring a unique Christmas gift idea.
Sounds like a lot of hard work doesn’t it? Well it’s not because a great WordPress plugin is doing all the hard work for me! OK, not that I’ve gotten that out of the way it’s time to amuse you with this weeks joke, one that was sent to me by one of my list subscribers, and true to my word I’m rewarding him for it. Chris Davies, who’s been a loyal list member since January, runs a blog called PawPoint dog clothing and designer pet accessories. Like yours truly Chris is taking advantage of the Christmas season by promoting special gift ideas for your treasure pet. Thanks for the joke Chris, I loved it mate.
Apparently this joke is all the rage in England at the moment. I’ve heard a version of it before but I can’t quite recall it. Anyway, here’s Chris’s version.
An Australian man was having a coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a cafe when an
American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him.
The Australian politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless started up a conversation.
The American snapped his gum and said, ‘You Australian folk eat the whole bread?’
The Australian frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, and replied, ‘of course.’
The American blew a huge bubble. ‘We don’t. In the States, we only eat what’s inside – The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and sell them to Australia .’
The American had a smirk on his face. The Australian listened in silence.
The American persisted, ‘D’ya eat jam with your bread?’ Read the rest of this entry