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Traffic Controller Funnies Friday Funnies #201

Yep, it’s time for another Friday Funnies, Friday Funnies #201. For todays Friday Funnies I thought I would do something completely different, traffic controller funnies. That is funny stuff that happens in the life of air traffic controllers. Air Traffic Controller To Pilot An air traffic control tower suddenly lost communication with a small twin engine aircraft. A moment later the tower land line rang and was answered by one of the employees. Bob was riding with the pilot who lost communications was on a cellular phone and yelled: “Mayday, mayday!! The pilot had an instant and fatal heart attack. I grabbed his cell phone out of his pocket and he had told me before we took off he had the tower on his speed dial memory. I am flying upside down at 18,000 feet and traveling at 180 mph. Mayday, mayday!!” The employee in the tower had put him…

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Ranch Jokes Friday Funnies #200

Ranch Jokes that make people laugh. I came across some of these ranch jokes in my email the other day and they got me laughing so loudly that I had to include them in this weeks Friday Funnies. Seeing as how todays Friday Funnies is the 200th post of Friday Funnies I wanted it to be especially funny. I hope you find these ranch jokes as funny as I did. A Female Ranch Jokes That Will Floor You A successful rancher died and left everything to his devoted wife. She was a very good-looking woman and determined to keep the ranch, but knew very little about ranching, so she decided to place an ad in the newspaper for a ranch hand. Two cowboys applied for the job. One was gay and the other a drunk. She thought long and hard about it, and when no one else applied she decided to hire the gay…

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Unreal Expectations Friday Funnies #199

I’ve found in  life that having unreal expectations can be very frustration and sometimes can be quite upsetting. I remember one day going to work with the unreal expectation of finding that everything would be done. Unfortunately it wasn’t and I was pretty pissed for most of the day. I’ve now learned not to have any expectation at all let alone unreal expectations and I’ve been a lot better since. I realise this post is a Friday Funnies post and the following story of unreal expectations has what I believe is a funny ending. I hope you enjoy it as much as I did? The Funny Side Of Unreal Expectations Last week was my birthday and I didn’t feel very well waking up on that morning. I went downstairs for breakfast hoping my husband would be pleasant and say, ‘Happy Birthday!’, and possibly have a small present for me. As it turned out, he…

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Seniors Make You Laugh Friday Funnies #198

Before I get to our Friday Funnies, did you know that eBay has some great deals on joke books and stuff? Lets face it jokes about seniors make you laugh. I’m sure most times when seniors make you laugh that it’s not entirely what they intended. It’s just that they do stuff for whatever reason and some folks out there find it incredibly funny. I’ve done a lot of Senior Citizens Jokes including  Friday Funnies #162 and Friday Funnies #45 Senior Citizens & Sexy Pranks and they’ve always gone down really well. Which is why I’m adding another Seniors Make You Laugh jokes to the collection. Seniors Make You Laugh Stuff They Go Through The other day I went over to our nearby Pharmacy. When I got there, I went straight to the back of the store to where the Pharmacists’ Counter is located and took out my little brown bottle along with…

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Friday Funnies #197 Great Jokes

Yep, it’s the third Friday of a brand new year and time for another Friday Funnies. I can’t believe we’re up to Friday Funnies #197. Another three Friday Funnies and we’ll hit the big 200! As you know all my Friday Funnies originate from emails I receive from my mates. Some of them I just copy and paste straight into my Friday Funnies posts. Others I use The Logo Creator to make cool images like the one below. As you know images are a great SEO tool which is why I always use them in all of my posts. The Logo Creator ensures my images to be unique and hopefully more likely to be shared. Enough waffle lets get on with the second funnies of this post, the first one being the image above.  Friday Funnies By A Smart Old Geezer An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided…

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The thing I love about Friday Funnies is that humorous stories don’t all have to be actual jokes. Today’s Friday Funnies post is about a 5 minute management course that I found to be really funny. Each course consists of one lesson and one ‘morals of the story’ I found some of them to be really funny. I hope you find them funny as well. Funny Five Minute Management Course LESSON:1 A man is getting into the shower just as his wife is finishing up her shower, when the doorbell rings. The wife quickly wraps herself in a towel and runs downstairs. When she opens the door, there stands Bob, the next-door neighbor. Before she says a word, Bob says, ‘I’ll give you $800 to drop that towel.’ After thinking for a moment, the woman drops her towel and stands naked in front of Bob, after a few seconds, Bob hands her…

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Funny Santa Jokes

Hey guys, seeing as how this weeks Friday Funnies falls on Christmas day I thought I would post it a day early as I’m taking that day off to spend with my family.  Being Christmas and all I thought I would make this weeks post Santa Jokes orientated. Now we all know how Little Johnny is usually a pain in the ass. Well as it turns out, he can be a good little boy when he wants to. He was especially good when his mom told him that only good little boys get presents from Santa. Dear Santa, You must be surprised that I’m writing to you today, the 26th of December. Well, I would very much like to clear up certain things that have occurred since the beginning of the month, when, filled with illusion, I wrote you my letter. I asked for a bicycle, an electric train set,…

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Sexual Jokes Friday Funnies #194

Sexual jokes or jokes of a sexual nature can be pretty funny. That’s why this weeks Friday Funnies is all about sexual jokes. Sexual Jokes Anniversary Style Our first sexual joke takes place on a couples 50th anniversary. On their 50th anniversary, a wife found the negligee she wore on her wedding night and put it on. She went to her husband, a retired military man, and asked, ‘Honey, do you remember this?’ He looked up from his newspaper and said; ‘Yes dear, I do. You wore that same negligee the night we were married’ She said, ‘Yes, that’s right. Do you remember what you said to me that night?’ He nodded and said ‘Yes dear’, I said; ‘Oh baby, I’m going to suck the life out of those boobs and shag your brains out.’ She giggled and said; ‘So now it’s fifty years later, and I’m in the same negligee. What do you have to…

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