Funny Hooker Jokes Friday Funnies #116

If I remember last weeks Friday Funnies, which I do  :laugh_tb: , it was all about Hooters. You know, hooters, sometimes also referred to as breasts, tits, bazookers, boobies and some 250 other word for boobs:smoke_tb: Who would of thought there would be so many words to describe a woman’s mammary glands? 

Anyway, this weeks Friday Funnies is going to concentrate on Hookers. Its not just becomes Hookers have Hooters either. Which they generally do  :tongue_laugh_ee: Nope, it’s just that I got these two Hooker jokes in my email and I thought I would share them with you. One as a written joke and the other one as a video which I’ve posted on YouTube as part of my Laughaholics series of videos.  

The Irishman And The Hooker

An Irishman was walking home late at night and sees a woman in the dark shadows.

Thirty euros,’ she whispers. 

Murphy had never been with a hooker before, but decides what the hell, it’s only thirty euros. So they hid in the bushes.They’re going ‘at it’ for a minute when all of a sudden a light flashes on them!

It is the police! Read the rest of this entry

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Hooters, Blondes and Friday Funnies #115

Why Hooters and Blondes for this weeks Friday Funnies and not Boobs and blondes. Well, it’s all to with Search Engine Optimisation, also known as SEO. I’ve already used blondes as a keyword and my WP plugin says it’s best I use something else. So I figured I use hooters. Heck, I’m just as partial to hooters as I am to boobs and you’ll see why when you get an eyeful of the hooters later on in this post.

First let’s have a look at the blonde part of this weeks Friday Funnies.

Last year I replaced all the windows in my house with those expensive, double-pane, energy-efficient kind.

Today, I got a call from the contractor who installed them. He complained that the work had been completed a year ago and I still hadn’t paid for them. Read the rest of this entry

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What Makes A Woman Happy Friday Funnies #114

They say there are three things in this world that you can rely on, death, taxes and Friday Funnies. OK, OK, I may have missed a week here or there but all in all I reckon I’ve done pretty well. I’m proud to say that the Friday Funnies have turned out to be very popular and is now the most read category on this blog. Even though the posts don’t get a lot of comments they do get a hell of a lot of views. 

The post on Old Age alone has received over 2000 views. Most of those were shared among the StumbleUpon users. Something I’ve noticed is that StumbleUpon members are more likely to share a post they like than Tweets and FaceBook likes and their ilk. 

This weeks Friday Funnies joke involves a well known Aussie, former chief of the Defence Force Peter Cosgrove and an ABC female journalist, Leigh Sales.

This is a portion of an ABC interview between a female journalist Leigh Sales and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.

So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it? Read the rest of this entry

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