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Nina Conti Friday Funnies #59 & Cab Driver

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As another working week comes to a close I can just imagine all those tired bodies heading home to put their feet up. I’m sure most of them are thinking about relaxing, the weekend and of course getting their weekly dose of Friday Funnies!  :drunk_tb:

As my regulars know I’m using this series of posts to promote my Facebook Fan Page. To get their comment approved they need to Like fan page first. Failure to do this will ultimately get their comment deleted. The fact that there are some people who comment who have never liked that page just goes to show they’re not actually reading the post. They don’t deserve to have their comment approved.

I noticed that last week I got extra likes because of an image I used. I modified that image with the Logo Creator to see if it will improve the results.

friday funnies   Apparently this one is a true story from the pages of the Manchester Evening News.

Friday Funnies Tap On The Shoulder

Last Wednesday a passenger in a taxi heading for Salford station leaned over to ask the driver a question and gently tapped him on the shoulder to get his attention. The driver screamed, lost control of the cab, nearly hit a bus, drove up over the curb and stopped just inches from a large plate window. Read the rest of this entry

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Friday Funnies #58 Nuns & Animal Pranks

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Whereas my last post explained all the benefits I received by hosting this blog on InMotion Hosting I know this is the post that everyone is waiting for!  :tongue_laugh_ee: I know this because today is Friday and history has shown that my readers love coming here to read the latest Friday Funnies post. Even though comments are down because I’m requiring people to LIKE my Facebook fan page traffic is still up. This is helped along by my list members as shown by my MailChimp stats. So, before you leave a comment don’t forget you need to like my Facebook fan page or your comment will be deleted.  :smoke_tb:

Like Gifts Guru

Man, I love the Logo Creator because ever since purchasing it creating and adapting images for my posts has been as easy as pie. The one above only took me minutes.

OK, I know you’re hanging out for the Friday Funnies but I just had to get that out of the way. If I didn’t you would all be wondering why your comments were being deleted :wink_ee:

Friday Funnies Nuns At Their Best

This is the first time I’ve seen this joke and by the language I can only assume these nuns are Australian.  :drunk_tb: Read the rest of this entry

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Tech Support Friday Funnies #57

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I love it when people come to read my blog and it’s great when they take the time to leave a comment. I know how busy they are and it really pains me when I have to delete their comment because they didn’t follow the instructions that I leave at the beginning of my Friday Funnies post. If you don’t want your comment deleted take note that I will only accept comments from people who have liked my Facebook Fan Page! It’s really easy to do too, you just click on that link that takes you to my Fan Page and then click on the Like button. Do that and I will accept your comment. Fail to do that and I will delete it.

OK, now that we have that out of the way let’s get on with this week’s Friday Funnies. You’re going to love this one  :thumbup_tb:

Golden Syrup And Customer Service

In my last post I emphasised how important customer service was to having a successful business so I thought it only natural that Friday’s Funnies should include a modicum of what customer service is all about.  :laugh_tb:

A man with a bald head and a wooden leg is invited to a Xmas fancy dress party.
He doesn’t know what to wear to hide his head and his wooden leg, so he writes to a fancy dress company to explain his problem. A few days later he receives a parcel with a note:

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Dear Sir,
Please find enclosed a Pirate’s outfit. The spotted handkerchief will cover your bald head and with your wooden leg you will be just right as a Pirate.

The man is offended that the outfit emphasizes his disability, so he writes a letter of complaint..

A week passes and he receives another parcel and note

Dear Sir,
Sorry about the previous parcel. Please find enclosed a monk’s habit. The long robe will cover your wooden leg and with your bald head you will really look the part.

The man is really incandescent with rage now, because the company has gone from Read the rest of this entry

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