Old Geezer Joke

I've done a few old geezer jokes, although I didn't refer to them as old geezer jokes. Nope, I was more respectful and referred to them as elderly or something. For the purpose of this post they're old geezer joke just in case someone searches for 'Old Geezer joke'. :wink_ee: Medical Old Geezer Joke A local G.P., now an old geezer, became very bored in retirement and decided to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for £500, if not cured, get back £1,000." Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a great opportunity to get £1,000. So he went to Dr.Geezer's clinic. Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth. Can you please help me?" Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth." Dr. Young: Aaagh! -- "This is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back. That will be £500." Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of days figuring to recover his money. Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember anything." Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and put 3 drops in the patient's mouth." Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, - that is Gasoline!" Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory back. That will be £500." Dr. Young (after having lost £1000) leaves angrily and…

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Funny Technology Moments

Funny Technology Moments That Make You Smile Don't you just love people with a sense of humour? I sure do. Like those guys that have nothing better to do than to create these funny technology moments images. I got these funny technology moments images in an email titled "Life In 2016" What makes these images so funny is that most of us can actually relate to them. Then again maybe that should make us a little sad?  :ponder: I love these images and I wanted to add one of my own, something I put together using The Creator, my favourite bit of software. Yep, we live in a marvellous world, a world where technology has taken us to places that would never have been dreamed of years ago. Stuff like cheap smart watches for example. A lot of the remarkable stuff we have is because of programmers. They must really be pretty smart as the following story proves... A young Programmer and his Project Manager board a train headed through the mountains on its way to Wichita. They can find no place to sit except for two seats right across the aisle from a young woman and her grandmother. After a while, it is obvious that the young woman and the young programmer are interested in each other, because they are giving each other looks. Soon the train passes into a tunnel and it is pitch black. There is a sound of a kiss followed by the sound of a slap. When the train emerges…

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Funny Surgeon Jokes Friday Funnies #221

For this weeks Friday Funnies I thought I would dedicate to a couple of really funny surgeon jokes. Funny Surgeon Jokes About Toronto Surgeons Three Toronto surgeons were playing golf together and discussing surgeries they had performed. One of them said, "I'm the best surgeon in Ontario. In my favourite case, a concert pianist lost seven fingers in an accident. I reattached them, and 8 months later he performed a private concert for the Queen of England. The second surgeon said. "That's nothing. A young man lost an arm and both legs in an accident. I reattached them, and 2 years later he won a gold Medal in track and field events in the Olympics. The third surgeon said, "You guys are amateurs”. Several years ago a man was high on cocaine and marijuana and he rode a horse head-on into a train traveling 80 miles an hour. All I had left to work with was the man's blonde hair and the Horse's ass. I was able to put them together and now he's running for President of the U.S.A!" What makes this really funny is that you can totally relate it to the not so funny up and coming American election campaign for president. Next we have a group of five surgeons discussion which profession is the best to operate on. The five surgeons are discussing who are the best patients to operate on. The first surgeon said, "I like operating on accountants because when you open them up, everything inside them are numbered." The second responded, "Nah, you should try electricians! When I open…

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