Some Irish Humour Friday Funnies #226

Irish Humour In Jamaica A married Irish couple were on holiday in Jamaica . They were touring around the market-place looking at the goods and such, when they passed a small sandal shop. From inside they heard the shopkeeper with a Jamaican accent say, 'You foreigners! Come in. Come into my humble shop..' So the married couple walked in. The Jamaican said to them, 'I' ave some special sandals I tink you would be interested in. Dey makes you wild at sex.' Well, the wife was really interested in buying the sandals after what the man claimed, but her husband felt he really didn't need them, being the Sex God that he was. The irishman asked the man, 'How could sandals make you a sex God?' The Jamaican replied, 'Just try dem on, Mon.' Well, theirishman, after some badgering from his wife, finally gave in and tried them on. As soon as he slipped them onto his feet, he got this wild look in his eyes, something his wife hadn't seen before!! In the blink of an eye, the Irishman grabbed the Jamaican, bent him over the table, yanked down his pants, ripped down his own pants, and grabbed a firm hold of the Jamaican's thighs. The Jamaican began screaming in panic:\ 'You got dam on de wrong feet!' Irish Humour In Dublin The Doctor Is In A doctor in Dublin? Wanted to get off work, so he approached his assistant? ? "Murphy, I am going fishing tomorrow and don't want to close the clinic. I…

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Jokes That Make You Laugh Friday Funnies #225

People just love jokes that make you laugh. It's because they love jokes that make you laugh so much that my Friday Funnies series is so popular. Believe it or not it's now the most popular topic on this blog bringing more traffic than any other topic. I'm hoping that todays Friday Funnies post will continue the jokes that make you laugh tradition. To start off I have a really funny cartoon to show you. Exercise Jokes That Make You Laugh   THE BOTTLE OF WINE & WISDOM The next one is for all of you who are married, were married, wish you were married or wish you were not married!  This is something to smile about the next time you see a bottle of wine. Fred was driving home from one of his business trips, in Northern Arizona, when he saw an elderly Navajo man walking on the side of the road. As the trip was a long and quiet one, he stopped the car and asked the Navajo man if he would like a ride. With a silent nod of thanks, the Indian got into the car. Resuming the journey, Fred tried - in vain - to make a bit of small talk with the Navajo man.  The old man just sat silently, looking intently at everything he saw, studying every little detail, until he noticed a brown bag on the seat next to Fred. "What in bag?"- asked the old man. Fred looked down at the brown bag and…

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Friday Funnies #224 Hillary Clinton’s Mystery Box

The Mystery Box That Stumped Hillary Clinton When Bill and Hillary first got married Bill said, "I put a box under the bed. Promise me you will never look in it." All their 30 years of marriage, Hillary never looked. On the afternoon of their 30th anniversary, curiosity got the best of her and she lifted the lid and peeked inside. In it were 3 empty beer cans and $81,874.25 in cash. She closed the box and put it back under the bed. Now that she knew what was in the box, she was doubly curious as to why there was such a box and with those contents. That evening, they were out for a special anniversary dinner. After dinner, Hillary could no longer contain her curiosity and she confessed, saying, "I'm so sorry, Bill. For all these years, I kept my promise and never looked into the box under our bed. However, today the temptation was too much and I gave in. But now I need to know, why do you keep the 3 beer cans in the box?" Bill thought for a while and said, "I guess after all these years you deserve to know the truth. Whenever I was unfaithful to you, I put an empty beer can in the box under the bed to remind myself not to do it again." Hillary was shocked, but thought, "Hmmm, Jennifer, Paula and Monica. And since I know he's addicted to sex, three times is not too bad." She said, "OK Bill, I guess I can forgive you. Bill thanked her for being so understanding. They hugged and made…

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