Father And Son Jokes Friday Funnies #381

Today’s joke would have to be my first ever father and son jokes post. The following joke inspired today’s father and son jokes.

Father And Son Jokes To Laugh At

father and son jokes

 A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and inquired of his father as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

 His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.”

The boy thought about that for a moment, 

decided he’d settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades upand I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”

The boy said, “You know, Dad, I’ve been thinking 

about that, and I’ve noticed in my studies of the Bible that Samson had long hair, John the Baptist had long hair, Moses had long hair, and there’s even strong

evidence that Jesus had long hair.”

I love Dad’s reply! “Did you also notice that they all walked everywhere they went?”

Here’s another killer father & son joke.

A father was trying to teach his young son the evils of alcohol. He had two worms. He put one worm in a glass of water and the other one in a glass of whiskey. The one in the water lived, while the one in the whiskey curled up and died. 

“All right, son,” asked the father, “what does that show you?”

“That’s easy, Dad, it shows that if you drink alcohol, you will never get worms.”

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All About Balance Humour Friday Funnies #230

In life a lot of things have to do with balance. I found this story about balance to be really funny.

Balance In The Creation Of The World

God was missing for six days. Eventually, Michael, the archangel, found him, resting on the seventh day.

He inquired,  — “Where have you been?”

God smiled deeply and proudly pointed downwards through the clouds,—-  “Look, Michael. Look what I’ve made.”

Archangel Michael looked puzzled, and said,   —- “What is it?”

It’s a planet,”  — replied God,   — and I’ve put life on it. I’m going to call it Earth and it’s going to be a place to test ‘Balance.‘”

Balance?” —   inquired Michael, —- “I’m still confused.”

God explained, pointing to different parts of Earth.

For example,northern Europe will be a place of great opportunity and wealth, while southern Europe is going to be poor.
Over here I’ve placed a continent of white people, and over there is a continent of black people. Balance in all things...”

God continued pointing to different countries.  —  “This one will be extremely hot, while this one will be very cold and covered in ice.”

The Archangel, impressed by God’s work, then pointed to a land area and said,   —  “What’s that one?”

That’s the Sunshine Coast, Australia, the most glorious place on earth. There are beautiful trees and gardens, a beautiful river, and days filled with sunshine. The people from the Sunshine Coast are going to be handsome,
modest, intelligent, and humorous, and they are going to travel the world.  They will be extremely sociable, hardworking, high achieving, carriers of peace, and producers of good things.”

Michael gasped in wonder and admiration, but then asked,   —  “But what about balance, God? You said there would be ‘balance.‘”

God smiled,  — “I will create Canberra, Wait till you see the idiots I’ll put there.”

Most Aussies would understand that joke. If you’re not an Aussie and don’t get it just leave me a comment  :tongue_laugh_ee:  all about balance

I’m sure a lot of women out there would love to see a lot more balance in the world. I could just imagine some of the changes they would make if they were in charge of the world. Like that image over there on the left for example.

This reminds me of a post I did ages ago, way back in 2010, called If Women Controlled The Earth.

To keep with the theme about balance I thought I would use the Creator to make my own little image.

about balance

Finally, one last image from The Creator :wink_ee:

balance sucks

Remember, caring is sharing.  :smile:

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Mule Trading Friday Funnies #228

Mule Trading Joke

mule trading

Like all my Friday Funnies I got this one in a email. I thought it was pretty funny. I hope you like it.

Curtis & Leroy saw an ad in the Starkville, MS Daily and bought a mule for $100. The farmer agreed to deliver the mule the next day.

The next morning the farmer drove up and said, “Sorry, fellows, I have some bad news, the mule died last night.”

Curtis & Leroy replied, Well, then just give us our money back.”

The farmer said, “Can’t do that. I went and spent it already.”

They said, “OK then, just bring us the dead mule.”

The farmer asked, “What in the world ya’ll gonna do with a dead mule?”

Curtis said, “We gonna raffle him off.”

The farmer said, “You can’t raffle off a dead mule!”

Leroy said, “We sure can! Heck, we don’t hafta tell nobody he’s dead!”

A couple of weeks later, the farmer ran into Curtis & Leroy at the Piggly Wiggly grocery store and asked.  “What’d you fellers ever do with that dead mule?”

 They said, “We raffled him off like we said we wuz gonna do.”

Leroy said, “Shucks, we sold 500 tickets fer two dollars apiece and made a profit of $898.”

The farmer said, “My Lord, didn’t anyone complain?”

Curtis said, “Well, the feller who won got upset. So we gave him his two dollars back.”

Curtis and Leroy now work for the government. They’re overseeing the Medicare and Social Security Programs.

I hope you liked the mule trading joke. Don’t forget to share it with your mates.

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