Priest Jokes Friday Funnies #146

I’ve written several priest jokes, one that comes to mind involves an Irish Priest. If you’d like to read all the priest jokes just do a search for it using the Google Search bar over there on the right.

The following priest joke had me laughing out loud so I’m sure you’ll get a kick out of it.

Holy Soap, A Priest Joke!

Two priests are off to the showers late one night.
  
They undress and step into the showers before they realise there is no soap.
 
Father John says he has soap in his room and goes to get it, not  bothering to dress. He grabs two bars of soap, one in each hand, while he is halfway down the hall when he sees three nuns  heading his way….Having no place to hide,  he stands against the wall and freezes like he’s  a statue.
 
The nuns stop and comment on how life-like he looks.The first nun suddenly reaches out and pulls on his manhood. Startled, he drops a bar of soap.

“Oh look” says the first nun, “it’s a soap dispenser”.
 
To test her theory the second nun also pulls on his manhood. Sure enough, he drops the second bar of soap.
 
Now the third nun decides to have a go. She pulls once, then twice and three  times but nothing happens. So she gives several more tugs, then yells….
 
“Holy Mary, Mother of God, HAND LOTION TOO!

Yeah, you just had to laugh at that priest joke.  :lol_tb:

I used the Logo Creator to create the next priest joke. It doesn’t really involve a priest though, it’s more about the young parishioner.

priest jokes

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If you love sport jokes you should read the ones in my sports category.

Jokes About Beautiful Women Friday Funnies #145

If you a regular reader of this blog you know that I love beautiful women. Heck, I love all women.  :devil_tb: Well imagine my surprise and pleasure when I got some jokes about beautiful women in my email. Naturally I was itching to share them with you as part of my Friday series.

The fist of the jokes about beautiful women that I got included a very revealing women. I decided to include it with the joke. I hope you appreciate it.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

Jokes About Beautiful Women Are Cool

A beautiful woman went to the gynaecologist… The doctor took one look at the woman and all his jokes about beautiful womenprofessionalism flew out the window. He immediately told her to get undressed.

After she disrobed the doctor began to stroke her thigh. While doing so he asked her, “Do you know what I am doing?”

“Yes,” she replied, “You are checking for abrasions or Dermatological abnormalities.”

“That’s right,” said the doctor.. He then began to fondle her breasts. “Do you know what I am doing now?” he asked.

“Yes,” she said, “You are checking for lumps which might indicate Breast cancer.”

“Correct,” replied the shady doctor. Finally, he mounted his patient and started having sexual intercourse with her. He asked, “Do you know what I am doing now?”

“Yes,” she said, “You’re getting syphilis; which is why I came here in the first place.”

The next of the jokes about beautiful women isn’t really a joke but it does fill one of the requirements. I has a beautiful woman in it and I did find it quite amusing. I hope you do as well.

I hope you find the following fact useful :wink:

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Yeah, those sunglasses have more uses than just making you look cool. Still, while they’re great for stopping the staring glare from cleavage I strongly urge you not to use them to stare at the sun! That’s not what they were designed for.

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Marriage counselling can be a serious affair. Usually people will resort to marriage counselling as a last resort. I’m sure this was so for the couple in the following story. A story which will show you the funny side of marriage counselling.

 Eileen and her husband Bob went for counselling after 25 years of marriage.

When asked what the problem was, Eileen went into a passionate, painful tirade listing every problem they had ever had in the 25 years they had been married.

She went on and on and on: neglect, lack of intimacy, emptiness, loneliness, feeling unloved and unlovable, an entire laundry list of unmet needs she had endured over the course of their marriage.

Finally, after allowing this to go on for a sufficient length of time, the therapist got up, walked around the desk and after asking Eileen to stand, 

Embraced her, unbuttoned her blouse and bra, put his hands on her breasts and massaged them thoroughly, while kissing her passionately as her 

Husband Bob watched with a raised eyebrow!

Eileen shut up, buttoned up her blouse, and quietly sat down while basking in the glow of being highly aroused.

The therapist turned to Bob and said, ‘This is what your wife needs at least three times a week.. Can you do this?’

Bob thought for a moment and replied, ‘Well, I can drop her off here on Mondays and Wednesdays … 

But on Tuesdays ,Thursdays and Fridays I play bowls .. 

I think the following cartoon is a cool example of the funny side of marriage counselling too. :cool:

More funny side of marriage counselling

funny side of marriage counselling

And, just to finish off this Friday Funnies I’ve found a cool video that once again shows the funny side of marriage counselling.

And so ends another Friday Funnies. I hope you enjoyed this weeks post about the funny side of marriage counselling. Why not share it with your friends so they can have a good laugh as well?

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