Male Logic Friday Funnies #132

For this weeks Friday Funnies I thought I would tackle something new. It’s called male logic. I found the following joke about this bloke’s male logic bloody funny.

Woman:
Do you drink beer?

Man:

Yes

Woman:
How many beers a day?

Man:
Usually about 3

Woman:
How much do you pay per beer?

Man:

$5.00 which includes a tip

(This is where it gets scary !)

Woman:
And how long have you been drinking?

Man:
About 20 years, I suppose

Woman:
So a beer costs $5 and you have 3 beers a day which puts your spending each month at $450. In one year, it would be approximately $5400 correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
If in 1 year you spend $5400, not accounting for inflation, the past
20 years puts your spending at $108,000, correct?

Man:
Correct

Woman:
Do you know that if you didn’t drink so much beer, that money could have been put in a step-up interest savings account and after accounting for compound interest for the past 20 years, you could have now bought a Ferrari?

Man:
Do you drink beer?

Woman:
No

Man:
Where’s your fucking Ferrari then?

So, what did you think of that bit of male logic? You have to admit he had a very valid point. For our next bit of male logic I give you the most famous bloke to ever spew forth male logic, Al Bundy of Married With Children Fame.

More Male Logic

Male Logic

The following commercial doesn’t really have anything to do with male logic, except for the fact that this is usually something a bloke does, not a woman.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

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Funny Images For Friday Funnies #131

This weeks Friday Funnies is going to have a few funny cartoons which I think you will like. But before we get into that I would like to share this little story about woman thinking of committing suicide.

A woman was standing at the edge of a cliff trying to get
the nerve to jump off.

A homeless drunk stopped and mumbled,

“If you’re about to kill yourself, how about a shag before you go?”

The woman was angry and said,

“No! Fuck off you filthy old bastard.”

The tramp turned to leave and said,
“No problems, I’ll just go and wait at the bottom then.”

Now that is what I call some great counselling that may actually work.

Funny Image #1

funny image #1

I reckon that would have to be Little Johnny.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

Funny Image #2

funny image #2

Yeah, that’s telling them luv! Kick those lazy ass politicians out so that we can save a lot of money and grief.  :drunk_tb:

Funny Image #3

The next cartoon is from a graphic artist who was born in 1875! Donald McGill was fined at one stage under the Obscene Publications act of 1857.

funny image #3

Yep, by the looks of that broad I reckon our Donald liked to portray lovely, sexy buxom women. Let’s have a look at another one to see if the theory holds true.

Funny Image #4

funny image #4

Smart bloke that, and yep, this broad has big boobs too! Read the rest of this entry

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Retirement Humour Learning Chinese

For today’s Friday funnies I’m going to visit a little bit of retirement humour. After I read the joke, not only did I have a good laugh, I also came to realise that retirees are pretty smart. It’s not surprising then that this couple came up with the following bit of retirement humour.

Retirement Humour

Working people frequently ask us retired folk what we do to pass our days. Well, for example, just the other day, Angie and I went into Solihull to do some shopping. When we came out, there was a parking meter attendant writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, ‘Come on, man, how about giving a senior citizen a break?’ He ignored me and continued writing the ticket. So I told him he was a big ugly waste of space.

He just glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tyres. Angie then joined in and called him an a–hole.

He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield then started writing another ticket.This one for no tax disc on display.

This went on for about 10 minutes. The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote. Just then our bus arrived, so we got on it and went home.  We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired.

Retirement Humour

Learning Chinese

Have you ever wanted to learn how to speak Chinese? You have? But you’ve never done it because learning Chinese looks really hard? Well, it’s you’re lucky day because I’ve discovered a really easy way to learn Chinese. Just study the image below. It has English on the left with the Chinese translation on the right. Just make sure you sound out the Chinese translation in order to absorb the lesson properly.

learning chinese

To finish off I’ve found a really funny video. Have you ever been in a situation where the person next to you fall asleep and leans on you? Perhaps in a plane, train or bus? Well this sexy blondes does an excellent job of falling asleep on a range of victims.  :lol_tb:

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