Facebook Joke Friday Funnies #107

Who would have thought that there would be Facebook jokes floating around. Then again, why not when you consider there are jokes about almost everything else, why not a Facebook joke?

The funny thing is that as popular as Facebook is, there are a lot of folks out there who think that Facebook itself is a joke. This isn’t helped at all by the myriad of Facebookers who post inane crap on there.

But this post isn’t about how popular Facebook is or isn’t. It’s about Friday Funnies and because of that I’m giving you the following Facebook joke.

Facebook Joke

A dying grandma tells her grandchild, “I want to leave you my farm. That includes the barn, livestock, the harvest, the tractor, and other equipment, the farmhouse and $24,548,750.45 in cash.”

The grandchild, absolutely floored and about to become rich says, “Oh grandma, you are So generous! I didn’t even know you had a farm. Where is it?” (more…)

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Scottish Jokes Friday Funnies #106

Friday Funnies has featured a lot of Irish jokes but only three Scottish jokes. The first Scottish joke appeared in Friday Funnies #8 and was about a pretty lodger who was not able to grow any pubic hair.  :devil_tb:  

Friday Funnies #11 featured the second Scottish joke. This one was about a Scottish woman who learned a little trick which stopped her getting beaten up by her husband.

Then the third and final Scottish joke raised it’s kilt :wink: in Friday Funnies #21. This time the Scot featured in a video was having problems with Siri. That one was really funny. 

Today’s Scottish Joke

A young Scottish lad and lass were sitting on a low stone wall, holding hands, gazing out over the loch.

For several minutes they sat silently.

Then finally the girl looked at the boy and said, “A penny for your thoughts, Angus.”
“Well, eh, I was thinkin’… perhaps it’s aboot time for a wee kiss.”
The girl blushed, then leaned over and kissed him lightly on the cheek.
Then he blushed. The two turned once again to gaze out over the loch.

Minutes passed and the girl spoke again. “Another penny for your thoughts, Angus.” (more…)

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Beer Joke Funny Images & Videos Friday Funnies #105

G’day guys, welcome to this weeks Friday Funnies the 105th Friday Funnies post  :drunk_tb: I usually include a joke, a funny image and a funny video in my posts. The reason for this is because I’m hoping my Friday Funnies post will appeal to more readers. If they don’t like the joke then perhaps they will like the funny image or the funny video. For this weeks Friday Funnies I’m going to start off with an Aussie Beer joke. 

Aussie Beer Joke

This morning I was in luck and was able to buy two boxes of “VIC BITTER” cheap at the local Bottle-O.

I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home. I stopped at a service stationwhere a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump.

She glanced at the two boxes of beer, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, “I’m a big believer in barter, handsome. Would you be interested in trading sex for beer?” …

I thought for a few seconds and asked, “What kind of beer ‘ya got?”

Yeah, you just gotta love us Aussies, even though I have to say, we’re not all that dumb  :noway: :laugh_tb:

Here’s something else they say about beer….. :tongue_laugh_ee: (more…)

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