What Makes A Woman Happy Friday Funnies #114

They say there are three things in this world that you can rely on, death, taxes and Friday Funnies. OK, OK, I may have missed a week here or there but all in all I reckon I’ve done pretty well. I’m proud to say that the Friday Funnies have turned out to be very popular and is now the most read category on this blog. Even though the posts don’t get a lot of comments they do get a hell of a lot of views. 

The post on Old Age alone has received over 2000 views. Most of those were shared among the StumbleUpon users. Something I’ve noticed is that StumbleUpon members are more likely to share a post they like than Tweets and FaceBook likes and their ilk. 

This weeks Friday Funnies joke involves a well known Aussie, former chief of the Defence Force Peter Cosgrove and an ABC female journalist, Leigh Sales.

This is a portion of an ABC interview between a female journalist Leigh Sales and General Cosgrove who was about to sponsor a Boy Scout Troop visiting his military Headquarters.

LEIGH SALES:
So, General Cosgrove, what things are you going to teach these young boys when they visit your base?

GENERAL COSGROVE:
We’re going to teach them climbing, canoeing, archery and shooting.

LEIGH SALES:
Shooting! That’s a bit irresponsible, isn’t it?

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Irish Millionaire & Chopper Friday Funnies #113

I don’t know why, but I love Irish Jokes. I love them so much I even produced a video with an Irish Joke. Honestly guys, do an old Aussie a favour by clicking that link and giving my video a ‘Thumbs Up”  :thumbup_ee:  The following joke is all about an Irish Millionaire. He was always a millionaire either. He didn’t become an Irish Millionaire by winning the Irish Lotto, which is currently worth over 5 million euros, either. Nope, he won ti on Who Wants To Be A Millionaire!

The Irish Millionaire

Mick, from Dublin , appeared on ‘Who Wants To Be A Millionaire’ and towards the end of the program had already won 500,000 euros.

“You’ve done very well so far,” said Chris Tarrant, the show’s presenter, “but for a million euros you’ve only got one life-line left, phone a friend. Everything is riding on this question. Will you go for it?”

“Sure,” said Mick. “I’ll have a go!”

“Which of the following birds does NOT build its own nest?

a) Sparrow
b) Thrush,
c) Magpie,
d) Cuckoo?”

“I haven’t got a clue.” said Mick, ”So I’ll use last lifeline and phone my friend Paddy back home in Dublin .”

Mick called up his mate, and told him the circumstances and repeated the question to him.

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Boobs Blonde Boobs And More Boobs Friday Funnies #112

Boobs Rule. :drunk_tb:  Welcome to this weeks Friday Funnies, the 112th post in the series. This week I’ve decided to dedicate this post to boobs. Why boobs you ask? What can I say, I’m a bloke and those who know me will tell you that I’d find any excuse I could to talk about boobs.  :devil_tb:  Besides, I know for a fact that I’m not the only bloke obsessed with breasts.

But this isn’t about me, it’s about the funny side of boobs.  :tongue_laugh_ee:  

Blonde Boobs

Milkman brings milk to blondes door. He notices a note which says, ‘Please I need 20 litres of milk today so I can take a milk bath.’

In dismay the milkman rings the bell. A blonde in a robe opens the door, and the milkman says, “20 litres! are you sure you want that much milk?” 

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