Hey guys, did you see last weeks Saturday’s Friday Funnies. Yep, I didn’t have time to post it on Friday so I posted it on Saturday instead. I know i’m biased but I reckon it was pretty bloody funny. If you haven’t read it yet you should head on over and give it a read.
As it happens that particular Friday Funnies was full of Irish jokes. I wasn’t planning on writing another Irish joke so close to the last one but I couldn’t help myself when I got this one in the mail. It is ROLF hilarious!
The Irish Cop
A London lawyer runs a stop sign and gets pulled over by an Irish cop. He thinks that he is much smarter than any cop because he is a lawyer from LONDON, and is certain that he has a better education then any Irish cop. He decides to prove this to himself and have some fun at the cop’s expense!
The Irish cop says,”License and registration, please.”
The London Lawyer says, “What for?”
The Irish cop says, “Ye didn’t come to a complete stop at the stop sign.”
The London Lawyer says, “I slowed down, and no one was coming.”
The Irish cop says, “Ye still didn’t come to a complete stop. License and registration, please, sir.”
The London Lawyer says, “What’s the bloody difference?”
The Irish cop says, “The difference is, the sign says stop, not slow down, so, ye havte come to a complete stop, that’s the law. License and registration, please!”
The London Lawyer says, “If you can show me the legal difference between slow down and stop, I’ll give you my license and registration and you give me the ticket. If not, you let me go and don’t give me the ticket.”
The Irish cop says, “Sounds fair enough, please exit your vehicle, sir.”