Headache Cure For Friday Funnies #123

Headaches are anything but funny right? Well, I came across this joke that centres around this poor bloke who’s been suffering with a bad headache for ages. If this joke doesn’t make you laugh I reckon you’ve probably got a headache and need to take a pill.  :tongue_laugh_ee:

The Headache Cure

The doctor said, ‘Joe, the good news is I can cure your headaches. The bad news is that it will require castration.

You have a very rare condition, which causes your testicles to press on your spine and the pressure creates one hell of a headache. The only way to relieve the pressure is to remove the testicles.’

Joe was shocked and depressed. He wondered if he had anything to live for. He had no choice but to go under the knife. When he left the hospital, he was without a headache for the first time in 20 years, but he felt like he was missing an important part of himself. As he walked down the street, he realized that he felt like a different person. He could make a new beginning and live a new life.

He saw a men’s clothing store and thought, ‘That’s what I need… A new suit…’

He entered the shop and told the salesman, ‘I’d like a new suit..’

The elderly tailor eye d him briefly and said, ‘Let’s see… Size 44 long.’

Joe laughed, ‘That’s right, how did you know?’

‘Been in the business 60 years!’ the tailor said.

Joe tried on the suit it fit perfectly.

As Joe admired himself in the mirror, the salesman asked, ‘How about a new shirt?’

Joe thought for a moment and then said, ‘Sure.’

The salesman eyed Joe and said, ‘Let’s see, 34 sleeves and 16-1/2 neck.’

Joe was surprised, ‘That’s right, how did you know?’

‘Been in the business 60 years.’

Joe tried on the shirt and it fit perfectly.

Joe walked comfortably around the shop and the salesman asked, ‘How about some new underwear?’

Joe thought for a moment and said, ‘Sure.’

The salesman said, ‘Let’s see… Size 36.

Joe laughed, ‘Ah ha! I got you! I’ve worn a size 34 since I was 18 years old.’

The salesman shook his head, ‘You can’t wear a size 34. A size 34 would press your testicles up against the base of your spine and give you one hell of a headache.’

New suit – $400

New shirt – $36

New underwear – $6

Second Opinion – PRICELESS

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her headache your quickie

To finish off this weeks Friday Funnies I reckon I’ll give you a little flash of a sexy girls panties. It’s another funny video from the Just For Gags crowd.

The Skirt And Panties Prank

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Jokes To Make You Laugh Friday Funnies #122

As you know Friday’s Funnies is a series of posts filled with jokes to make you laugh. I started this series 121 posts ago. Seeing as how this is Friday Funnies #122 and I post it every week, this means I’m well into my second year of Friday Funnies!

Jokes To Make You Laugh Is Important

Why wouldn’t I have a category full of jokes to make you laugh. They say that laughter is the best medicine. Robin Williams portrayed this the best in his movie Patch Adams (Collector’s Edition). That being the case I think a post of jokes to make people laugh is highly therapeutic. That’s probably why these posts have proved to be so popular.

I’m going to start this post with a good old Irish Joke.

The Two Irish Lance Corporals 

Two good old boys, Mick & Paddy, have been promoted from privates to Lance Corporals.  Not long afterward, they’re out for a walk and Mick says, “Hey, Paddy, there’s the NCO Club! What say we go in and have a well deserved drink.”

“But we’re only privates,” protests Paddy.

“No! We’re Lance Corporals now,” says Mick, pointing to his stripe and pulling him inside. “Now, Paddy, I’m gonna sit down and have me that drink.”

“We can’t Mick! We’re privates,” says Paddy.

“You blind, boy?” asks Mick, pointing again at his stripe. “We’re Lance Corporals now!”

So they have their drink, and pretty soon a beautiful bust blonde Army lass comes up to Mick.

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Funny Jokes Friday Funnies #121

Just to be a little different I though that for this weeks Friday Funnies I’ll feature several short jokes. The first one is one of those ever popular Little Johnny jokes.

Little Johnny’s Big Word Funny Joke

A teacher asked her third grade class to name things that ended with “tor” that ate things.
The first little boy said, ”Alligator.”
”Very good James, that’s a big word.”
The second boy said, “Predator.”
“Yes, that’s another big word Alan Very well done.”
Little Johnny says, “Vibrator.”
After nearly falling off her chair, she says, “That is a big word Johnny, but it doesn’t eat anything.”
“Well my sister has one and she says it eats bloody batteries like there’s no tomorrow!”

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