Short Jokes Friday Funnies #126

I don’t know if you guys have noticed but the blog is looking a little different of late. More about that later. I’m more interested in getting this Friday Funnies out on time because I know how much you guys love to finish a gruelling week at work with a good laugh. What better for a good laugh than a short collection of short jokes. One last thing before starting my short jokes for the week. It just came to my attention that our Sex Sals made a debut on Easy Sports Betting in it’s Funny Golf Jokes. You should head over and get an extra laugh.

Short Joke For The Irish

Paddy spies a letter lying on his doormat.
It says on the envelope “DO NOT BEND “.
Paddy spends the next 2 hours trying to figure out how to pick it up.

Short Joke Car Language

A daughter asked her dad, “Dad, there is something that my boyfriend said to me, that I didn’t understand. He said that I have a beautiful chassis, 2 lovely airbags and a fantastic bumper.”

Dad said, “You tell your boyfriend that if he opens your bonnet and pulls out his dipstick to check the oil, I will give him such a servicing that — his motor will cease functioning and his ball bearings will fall off!!”   :lol_tb:  

Short Joke A Woman’s Misunderstanding 

During a lady’s medical examination, the doctor says:- “Your heart, lungs, pulse and blood pressure are all fine. Now let me see the bit that gets you ladies into all kinds of trouble.”

The lady starts taking off her undies but is interrupted by the doctor.

“No! No!  Leave your knickers on … Just stick out your tongue!”  :wallbash_tb:   :lol_ee:  

Short Joke About Snow

Since the snow came all the wife has done is look through the window. If it gets any worse, I’ll have to let her in.   :devil_tb:

 Short Joke Irish #2

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And to finsish off I have a video of a really funny Pom! His name is Nathon Caton and his joke fest took part while Englad was hosting the Olympics in 2103.

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Swear Words And Kids Friday Funnies #125

They say that middle children have it hard. Not me. If anything I learned a lot from being a middle child. Luckily for me I learned from my older brother what not to do. If my brother used a swear word or did something else that got him a belting I knew what not to do.  :thumbup_ee:

This next joke is about two brothers. The older one has decided that they’re old enough to use swear words and he convinces the younger one that today is the day that swearing should enter their vocabulary.

Children And Swearing

A 7 year old and a 4 year old are upstairs in their bedroom.

‘You know what?’ says the 7 year old, ‘I think it’s about time we started swearing.’

The 4 year old nods her head in approval, so the 7 year old says, ‘When we go downstairs for breakfast I’m gonna swear first, then you swear after me, ok?’

‘Ok’ the 4 year old, agrees with enthusiasm..

The mother walks into the kitchen and asks the 7 year old what he wants for breakfast….

‘Oh, shit mum, I don’t know, I suppose I’ll have some Coco Pops’

WHACK!! He flew out of his chair, tumbled across the kitchen floor, got up,

and ran upstairs crying his eyes out.

She looked at the 4 year old and asked with a stern voice, ‘ And what do YOU want for breakfast, youngster?’

‘I don’t know,’ she blubbers, ‘but it won’t be fucking Coco Pops’

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If you would like to see some sporting jokes check out these Sports Jokes.

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Irish Artist Friday Funnies #124

I don’t believe it! The Irish have invaded Friday Funnies yet again. The joke that you are about it read takes place in and Irish art gallery in Dublin. Naturally it involves an Irish artist.

Have you every been to an art gallery and scratched your head about the actual meaning of one painting or another? Well, as this joke shows, you’re not the only one.

Irish Artist And His Painting

At the National Art Gallery in Dublin, a husband and wife were staring at a portrait that had them completely confused. 

The painting depicted 3 black men totally naked, sitting on a bench.  Two of the figures had black penises, but the one in the middle had a pink penis. 

The curator of the gallery realized that they were having trouble interpreting the painting and offered his personal assessment.  He went on for over half an hour explaining how it depicted the sexual emasculation of African Americans in a predominately white, patriarchal society.  ‘In fact’, he pointed out, ‘some serious critics believe that the pink penis also reflects the cultural and sociological oppression experienced by gay men in contemporary society’. 

After the curator left, an Irishman approached the couple and said, ‘Would you like to know what the painting is really about?’ 

‘Now why would you claim to be more of an expert than the curator of the gallery’, asked the couple.

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