Irish Daredevils Older Man Wisdom Friday Funnies #129

Yep, it’s Friday Funnies time again and I have a real treat for you guys. We’ll start with the ever favourite Irish Joke. This one is about a bunch of Irish Daredevils!

The Irish Daredevils

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section and Gerry says to Paddy, ‘Dat’s dem.’

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

‘Yeah, we’ll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,’ says Gerry..

The owner puts the budgies in a cardboard box.

Paddy and Gerry pay for the birds, leave the shop and get into Gerry’s truck to drive to the top of the Connor Pass..

At the Connor Pass, Gerry looks down at the 1000 foot drop and says, ‘Dis looks like a grand place..’

He takes two birds out of the box, puts one on each shoulder and jumps off the cliff.

Paddy watches as the budgies fly off and Gerry falls all the way to the bottom, killing himself stone dead.

Looking down at the remains of his best pal, Paddy shakes his head and says, ‘Feck dat.
Dis budgie jumping is too feck’n dangerous for me!’.

Irish daredevils

Moment’s later; Seamus arrives up at Connor Pass.

He’s been to the pet shop too and walks up to the edge of the cliff carrying another cardboard box in one hand and a shotgun in the other..

‘Hi, Paddy, watch dis,’ Seamus says.

He takes a parrot from the box and lets him fly free.

He then throws himself over the edge of the cliff with the gun.

Paddy watches as half way down, Seamus takes the gun and shoots the parrot.

Seamus continues to plummet down and down until he hits the bottom and breaks every bone in his body.

Paddy shakes his head and says, ‘And I’m never trying dat parrotshooting either!’

Paddy is just getting over the shock of losing two friends when Sean appears.

He’s also been to the pet shop and is carrying a cardboard box out of which he pulls a chicken.

Sean then takes the chicken by its legs and hurls himself off the cliff and disappears down and down until he hits a rock and breaks his spine.

Once more Paddy shakes his head. ‘Feck dat, lads. First dere was Gerry with his budgie jumping, den Seamus parrotshooting…. And now Sean and his feck’n hengliding!’

Come on guys, you have to admit that was bloody funny!  :lol_tb:

So much for the Irish daredevils. As for the next joke I have to admit that the reason I included it is because it came with this sexy looking woman. What can I say, I have a thing for sexy women  :devil_tb:

well endowed young lady


An older man approached an attractive younger woman at a shopping mall.
”Excuse me; I can’t seem to find my wife. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?”

The woman, feeling a bit of compassion for the old fellow, said, ”Of course, sir. Do you know where your wife might be?”

”I have no idea, but every time I talk to a woman with tits like yours, she seems to appear out of nowhere.”

Yeah, I know that feeling  :tongue_laugh_ee: Speaking of babes you should read my latest hot sports babes post.

Finally, my funniest video of the week.

The Accomplice

That’s it guys. Have a great weekend and don’t forget to share it with your social media friends.

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Seniors Jokes Friday Funnies #128

As I’m getting older I have to wonder what it’s going to be like in my twilight years. I sort of hope that things are going to be great and that I can actually enjoy the fruits of my hard labor. Sometimes I have to wonder though, especially after posting some of those seniors jokes in my Friday Funnies posts. Like Friday Funnies #111. Or even Friday Funnies #80 about elderly sex.

Even so a lot of those seniors jokes show the world just how smart seniors really are. Like that one seniors jokes about the old bloke who did some quick thinking during a court trial. Or like the seniors joke about the old bloke who knew just what to say when he came across some naked women swimming in his dam. Quite honestly though seniors of today are really very smart. They’re so eager to grasp modern technology and the new language that sometimes entails. Like the latest texting code that the seniors have come with.

Some Funny Seniors Jokes

Seniors humor

Young people have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes: 

ATD– At the Doctor’s

* BFF – Best Friends Funeral

* BTW– Bring the Wheelchair

* BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth

* CBM– Covered by Medicare

* CUATSC– See You at the Senior Center

* DWI– Driving While Incontinent

* FWIW – Forgot Where I Was

* GGPBL– Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low

* GHA – Got Heartburn Again

* HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement

* LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out

* LOL– Living on Lipitor

* OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas

* TOT– Texting on Toilet

* WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?

* GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)……

Have you ever heard that the sex kind of dries up once you get married. Or at least once you’ve been married for a few years. I think this image of a grumpy old senior explains it best.

funny senior sex

Just to finish off the seniors jokes I’ve just gone and produced another Laughaholics video just for this post.

A Laughaholics Seniors Jokes Moment

I hope you enjoyed todays Friday Funnies. I especially hope you liked my video. If you did please consider sharing it with your friends. The social media buttons are right there beneath the post.  :drunk_tb:

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Funny Jokes For Friday Funnies #127

OK Friday Funnies fans, it’s time for me to tickle your funny bone. To start things off I’m going to tell you a young boys explanation of Turpentine vs Holy Water

Turpentine vs Holy Water

A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and

Turpentine vs Holy Water
Don’t even think about it!

watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, ‘This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it’s called Turpentine.’ The Priest said, ‘No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman’s belly, she’ll pass a healthy baby.’ The little boy replied, ‘If you rub turpentine on a cat’s arse, he’ll pass a Harley Davidson!’

Yeah, these young boys can be a cruel lot can’t they. Have to admit though, it would be pretty funny watching a cat overtaking a Harley.

The next joke involves another young boy.

A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.

The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, ‘What’s the matter, haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?’  :lol_ee:  

Have you ever wondered why the current generation is so comfortable with modern technology? Perhaps its because they’re exposed to it at such a young age?

New Generation funny image

Fishmonger Shark Attack Funny Video

I don’t know if you’ve seen this video. I saw it on TV and I had to find it so I could share it with you guys.

That’s it guys. Don’t forget to share this post using the Social Icons below. Oh, before I forget, you might want to pop over to my other blog for some more laughs. The Sports Betting jokes are a real scream!

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