As I’m getting older I have to wonder what it’s going to be like in my twilight years. I sort of hope that things are going to be great and that I can actually enjoy the fruits of my hard labor. Sometimes I have to wonder though, especially after posting some of those seniors jokes in my Friday Funnies posts. Like Friday Funnies #111. Or even Friday Funnies #80 about elderly sex.
Even so a lot of those seniors jokes show the world just how smart seniors really are. Like that one seniors jokes about the old bloke who did some quick thinking during a court trial. Or like the seniors joke about the old bloke who knew just what to say when he came across some naked women swimming in his dam. Quite honestly though seniors of today are really very smart. They’re so eager to grasp modern technology and the new language that sometimes entails. Like the latest texting code that the seniors have come with.
Some Funny Seniors Jokes
Young people have theirs, now seniors have their own texting codes:
ATD– At the Doctor’s
* BFF – Best Friends Funeral
* BTW– Bring the Wheelchair
* BYOT – Bring Your Own Teeth
* CBM– Covered by Medicare
* CUATSC– See You at the Senior Center
* DWI– Driving While Incontinent
* FWIW – Forgot Where I Was
* GGPBL– Gotta Go, Pacemaker Battery Low
* GHA – Got Heartburn Again
* HGBM – Had Good Bowel Movement
* LMDO – Laughing My Dentures Out
* LOL– Living on Lipitor
* OMSG – Oh My! Sorry, Gas
* TOT– Texting on Toilet
* WAITT – Who Am I Talking To?
* GGLKI (Gotta Go, Laxative Kicking in!)……
Have you ever heard that the sex kind of dries up once you get married. Or at least once you’ve been married for a few years. I think this image of a grumpy old senior explains it best.
Just to finish off the seniors jokes I’ve just gone and produced another Laughaholics video just for this post.
A Laughaholics Seniors Jokes Moment
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OK Friday Funnies fans, it’s time for me to tickle your funny bone. To start things off I’m going to tell you a young boys explanation of Turpentine vs Holy Water
Turpentine vs Holy Water
A little boy was sitting on the footpath with a bottle of Turpentine. He was shaking it up and
watching all the bubbles. A Priest came along and asked the little boy what he had. The little boy said, ‘This is the most powerful liquid in the world; it’s called Turpentine.’ The Priest said, ‘No, the most powerful liquid in the world is Holy Water. If you rub it on a pregnant woman’s belly, she’ll pass a healthy baby.’ The little boy replied, ‘If you rub turpentine on a cat’s arse, he’ll pass a Harley Davidson!’
Yeah, these young boys can be a cruel lot can’t they. Have to admit though, it would be pretty funny watching a cat overtaking a Harley.
The next joke involves another young boy.
A little boy got lost at the YMCA and found himself in the women’s locker room. When he was spotted, the room burst into shrieks, with ladies grabbing towels and running for cover.
The little boy watched in amazement and then asked, ‘What’s the matter, haven’t you ever seen a little boy before?’
Have you ever wondered why the current generation is so comfortable with modern technology? Perhaps its because they’re exposed to it at such a young age?
Fishmonger Shark Attack Funny Video
I don’t know if you’ve seen this video. I saw it on TV and I had to find it so I could share it with you guys.
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