Father And Son Jokes

This has to be the first time I’ve posted a father and son jokes post. The following joke is what has inspired today’s father and son jokes.

Father And Son Jokes To Laugh At

 A teenage boy had just passed his driving test and asked his dad as to when they could discuss his use of the car.

His father said he’d make a deal with his son, “You bring your grades up from a C to a B average, study your Bible a little and get your hair cut. Then we’ll talk about the car.”

The boy thought about that for a moment, decided he’d settle for the offer and they agreed on it.

After about six weeks his father said, “Son, you’ve brought your grades up, and I’ve observed that you have been studying your Bible, but I’m disappointed you haven’t had your hair cut.”

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Memes That Make You Laugh

It’s a fact; people love memes that make you laugh. Some of those memes that make you laugh are so funny they go viral. Man, I would like to have one of my memes go viral. The problem is coming up with something new. Just about every meme out there is a rehash of something that already exists.

My Memes That Make You Laugh

So, I decided to make some of the already popular memes better. It took a fair bit of time, but I came up with what I hope will be the top 10 memes of 2020.

It’s my opinion that I made the memes better, and hopefully others will agree with me. As a lot of the memes include an image, I sourced images that I believe would be heaps more popular than the original memes.

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Smoking In The Rain

My smoking in the rain post does not mean I’m promoting smoking at all, and I know this is supposed to be a Friday Funnies post. It is a Friday Funnies post, and all I’m doing is trying to find an exciting way to introduce my Friday Funnies Joke and why not post a joke about smoking in the rain? Especially if I found it to be pretty funny.

However, before we get to the joke, I want everyone to know that I think smoking is a filthy habit. I would never take it up. I lie. I did smoke, a long, long time ago. I was actually in primary school at the time, and because I couldn’t afford to buy them, I used to roll my own. I used pages from my school exercise book as cigarette paper, and I tried different material for tobacco. The foulest stuff I ever used was the dried silk off of the old corn cob. The most volatile was the bard off of the grapevine. Once I puffed so hard, it burst into flames.  

The best stuff I ever used was the dry grass I found in an alleyway. But that supply was short-lived. What happened was one day when I was casually walking down the alley to get my collection of grass. I found this dog pissing on my supply. I haven’t smoked a cigarette since.  

But hang on a second. This post isn’t about me; it’s about smoking in the rain.  

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