Rabbi Jokes
Todays Friday Funnies is about rabbi jokes. I believe this is the first time I’ve featured rabbi jokes in a Friday Funnies post.
Todays Friday Funnies is about rabbi jokes. I believe this is the first time I’ve featured rabbi jokes in a Friday Funnies post.
Today’s Friday Funnies about funny political humour is a scream. The reason for today’s post is so I can promote my Laughaholics video, Funny Political Jokes.
A woman who had been married three times walked into a bridal shop and told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth wedding.
“Of course, madam, “replied the sales clerk, “exactly what type and colour dress are you looking for?”
The bride-to-be said, “A long frilly white dress with a veil.”
“Please don’t take this the wrong way, madam, but such dresses are usually more fitting for the first time bride who is more innocent in the ways of life if you get my meaning.”
I thought for today’s Friday Funnies I’d come up with a few marriage jokes. But before I do that, I want to link to my latest Laughaholics video, Little Johnny Tells The Truth. OK, now on with my Marriage Jokes.
A 60-year-old millionaire who just got married throws a huge wedding reception. All his friends are jealous, and in a quiet moment, one of them asks him how he landed such a hot 23-year-old beauty?
“It was easy,” grinned the millionaire, “I faked my age.”
Incredulous, one of his friends, asks, “So how old did you tell her you were?”
“Well”, he replied. “I said I was 87!”