Yep, it’s Friday again and you all know what that means. Sure it means the end of a hard week and we all have the weekend to look forward to.It also means it’s time for the next in the series of Friday Funnies. For this weeks edition I wanted to do something other than having a joke and a video. Instead I want to give you all the joke you’ve come to expect on a Friday, but instead of the video I’m going to include a series of photos that I’m hoping will amuse you and titillate you at the same time.
Some time ago I wrote the post Don’t Mess With Matured Women where a poor policeman found out the hard way that you should think twice before taking on some woman that has been around long enough to know how to get out of a scrape with the law. Well, this weeks joke is going to give you another example why we should be real careful before taking on some old woman.
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The Little Old Lady And The Grocery Store
A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter.
The girl at the cash register said, “I’m sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat.”
The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier said “I’m sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog.”
So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the dog food. The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, “No, you might have a snake in there.”
The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, “That smells like shit.”
The little old lady said, “It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper.”
So……….. Don’t mess with old people.
And now for a series of photos that I know you’re going to love. How do I know? Because they’re of women who have a warped sense of humor, one which they use to to come up with photos that are obviously of a sexual nature. The first one is of a young lady who obviously likes trying different positions an and of all of the the 69 has to be her favourite.
Then of course there is the woman who wants to prove that her butt is a lot sexier than that other gals. It’s certainly a lot smoother