Fridays Funnies #7 The Wise Old Woman And Younger Women’s Kinky Ideas

Yep, it’s Friday again and you all know what that means. Sure it means the end of a hard week and we all have the weekend to look forward to.It also means it’s time for the next in the series of Friday Funnies. For this weeks edition I wanted to do something other than having a joke and a video. Instead I want to give you all the joke you’ve come to expect on a Friday, but instead of the video I’m going to include a series of photos that I’m hoping will amuse you and titillate you at the same time.

Some time ago I wrote the post Don’t Mess With Matured Women where a poor policeman found out the hard way that you should think twice before taking on some woman that has been around  long enough to know how to get out of a scrape with the law. Well, this weeks joke is going to give you another example why we should be real careful before taking on some old woman.

The Little Old Lady And The Grocery Store

A little old lady went to the grocery store to buy cat food. She picked up four cans and took them to the check out counter.

The girl at the cash register said, “I’m sorry, but we cannot sell you cat food without proof that you have a cat. A lot of old people buy cat food to eat, and the management wants proof that you are buying the cat food for your cat.”

The little old lady went home, picked up her cat and brought it back to the store. They sold her the cat food. The next day, she tried to buy two cans of dog food. Again the cashier said “I’m sorry, but we cannot sell you dog food without proof that you have a dog. A lot of old people buy dog food to eat, but the management wants proof that you are buying the dog food for your dog.”

So she went home and brought in her dog. She then was able to buy the dog food. The next day she brought in a box with a hole in the lid. The little old lady asked the cashier to stick her finger in the hole. The cashier said, “No, you might have a snake in there.”

The little old lady assured her that there was nothing in the box that would harm her. So the cashier put her finger into the box and pulled it out. She said to the little old lady, “That smells like shit.”

The little old lady said, “It is. I want to buy three rolls of toilet paper.”

So……….. Don’t mess with old people.

And now for a series of photos that I know you’re going to love. How do I know? Because they’re of women who have a warped sense of humor, one which they use to to come up with photos that are obviously of a sexual nature. The first one is of a young lady who obviously likes trying different positions an and of all of the the 69 has to be her favourite.  :devil_tb:

Then of course there is the woman who wants to prove that her butt is a lot sexier than that other gals. It’s certainly a lot smoother :tongue_laugh_ee:

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Fridays Funnies #6 Mrs Hughes, Controlling Women And The Horse Whisperer

Yep, it’s time for another Friday Funnies and I know you guys are loving it because of all the feedback I’m getting.  :clap_tb: As to all those requests asking for me to do another YouTube video, don’t worry, I will be including more of those in future Fridays Funnies, as soon as I get time to film them. For today I have a great joke and a really funny video, but before we get into that I want to spend a little time talking about women.

Let’s face it, women are a really important part of a man’s life, at least most of them anyway. :drunk_tb: Even though I’ve done a lot of posts that involve women, most of them making fun of them, like the one about what it would be like If Women Controlled The Earth? which turned out to be really popular with my readers. The problem is as much as we love women there are times when they can be really frustrating. Wouldn’t it be great if someone could invent a remote control that we could use in those situations when women rub us the wrong way?

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Friday Funnies #5 Featuring Kevin Bloody Wilson

Yippee, it’s Friday once again and I’ve been looking forward to coming home just so I could write this post. I have to admit though that I’ve had a pretty bad day at work and I couldn’t wait to get out of there. Knowing that I had a Friday Funnies post waiting for me at least gave me something to look forward to. :drunk_tb:

Strangely enough this post has something in common with last weeks Fridays Funnies in that its also army related. I have to warn you though that the joke does have some sexual overtones so if you think that’s going to bother you I reckon you should be moving right along. If you do stay to read the post  you’re going to love it because the punchline really rocks. :thumbup_tb:

The Army Captain’s Sexual Exploit With Molly The Camel

A new Army Captain was assigned to an outfit in a remote post in the Afghan Desert.

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During his first inspection of the outfit, he noticed a camel hitched up behind the mess
tent. He asked the Master Sergeant why the camel was kept there.

The nervous sergeant said, ‘Sir, as you know, there are 250 men here on the post
and no women.Sometimes the men have urges. That’s why we have Molly The Camel.”

The Captain said, ‘I can’t say that I condone this, but I can understand about the ‘urges’, so the camel can stay.’

About a month later, the Captain starts having his own ‘urges’. Crazed with passion, he asked the Sergeant to bring the camel to his tent.

Putting a ladder behind the camel, the Captain stands on the ladder, pulls his pants down and has wild and insane sex with the camel.

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