Friday Funnies #23 The Blonde, Mrs Brown & Being A Senior Citizen
Friday just happens to be the fifth day of the week and for many it has been a gruelling time and they’re looking forward to the weekend. It’s for this very reason that I chose to incorporate the Fridays Funnies series into this blog and I’m so glad that I did because it’s turning out to be really popular. How do I know this to be the case? Well, there are several factors including emails from my readers, comments and among other things I’ve noticed my list subscribers have increased and I convincing myself they’re joining because they don’t want to miss out on any of the Friday Funnies Posts
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The Blonde’s Milk Bath
A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.
The blonde came to the door and the milkman asked, ‘I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?’ The blonde said, ‘No, I want 25 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.’
The milkman asked, ‘Do you want it pasteurized?’
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