Friday Funnies #11 The Rude Man At The Wedding And How Not To Get Hit By A Drunk Husband

As Friday rolls around once again it means so many things to so many people but to those of you who come to this blog every week on a Friday it means one thing. That's right, it's Fridays Funnies time and todays is the eleventh in the series. I'm happy to say that even though it started off a little slow it seems to be picking up momentum and that is confirmed by a lot of the emails I've been getting. Having said that I'm left wondering why some people say they loved the joke so much that they're going to share it with their friends but then they forget to Tweet it or even to FaceBook Like it.  :dont_know: But you're not here to listen to me winge and complain. Nope! You're here to be entertained, especially because it's Fridays Funnies Time. The Smartest Man At The Wedding Weddings can be so much fun, especially when some of your guests are just a little bit out there. Like this bloke who decided to take advantage of a good situation. Talk about thinking out of the box  :lol_tb: And now for a little Scottish humor. Pished 'n swished in Glasgae A woman goes to the Doctor in Glasgae, worried about her husband's temper and threatening manner. The Doc asks: "What's the problem, Janet? The woman says: "Weeell Doctor Cameron, I dinae know what to do. Every time ma hubbie comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me aroon'." The Doctor says: "Aye, well... I…

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Fridays Funnies #10 Product That Cures Smoking, The Nun And How Life Is Like A Penis

It's finally here, the day we've all been waiting so long for and not just because it's the day before the weekend either. Yep, today is Friday and we all know what that means don't we? Yep, it's Friday Funnies time and have I got some great material for you  :drunk_tb: But before we get to that I want to talk about something that is really quite serious. I'm talking about a filthy habit, one commonly known as smoking. Unless you're a smoker most of you would agree that smoking is a pretty bad habit, one with dire consequences. There's a lot being done in the way of advertising to hopefully quell peoples desire to smoke but unfortunately most of the stuff they've come up with just doesn't work. Until now that is, but even this one is pretty well limited to women only. So, if you have a loved one of the fairer sex who smokes and you want her to quit, the solution is simple. All you have to do is to buy her the cigarettes you see in the image below. Latest Cigarettes To Help You Quit Smoking  Cool huh? Heck if I could find an affiliate site for this stuff I would provide you guys with a link to it  :drunk_tb: OK, now for the joke you've all been waiting for. The Nun At The Airport A NUN WAS SITTING AT THE AIRPORT, WAITING FOR HER FLIGHT TO MELBOURNE . SHE LOOKED OVER IN THE CORNER AND SAW ONE…

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Friday Funnies #9 Why Men Shouldn’t Mistreat Their Wives

As Friday quickly rolls around its with great pleasure that I present you with another Fridays Funnies. I’m really glad that I started this series of posst as it gives me something to look forward to, other than the weekend that is. Strangely enough I never used to look forward to the weekend because for a long period, while self employed, I used to work seven days a week. But that’s the past and now like the majority of the workforce I do have the weekend to look forward to.

The good thing about Fridays Funnies is that even though some of you may work weekends, at least now you have something to look forward to on Fridays. :drunk_tb: OK, OK. enough of the yapping, let’s get on with the funnies :tongue_laugh_ee:

Husband Gets Whats Coming To Him

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT’S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ENERGEX WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON’T THINK SO.

FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON’T CLOSE RIGHT

TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON’T THINK SO (more…)

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