Friday Funnies #13 The Bathtub Test, The Winalot Diet & Mrs Browns Misunderstanding

Hey guys, welcome to this weeks Friday Funnies #13, but before we get to that let's have a quick look at Google's latest PR update. Yep, apparently we had a May Google update and one has to wonder how Google comes up with a website's PR.The reason I as this is because one of my blogs, Scenic Adelaide, went from PR3 to PR0 and of all my blogs that's probably the one that provided the most unique content of all my blogs. It also does very well in the Serps for most of its posts because of the uniqueness of those posts. Just thought I would throw that out, but now let's get to the funny side of this post. The Bathtub Test During a visit to the senior’s home, I asked the director how do you determine whether or not a patient should be institutionalized? "Well," said the director, "we fill up a bathtub, then we offer a teaspoon, a teacup, and a bucket to the patient and ask him or her to empty the bathtub." "Oh, I understand," I said. "A normal person would use the bucket because it's bigger than the spoon or the teacup." "No." said the director, "A normal person would pull the plug. Do you want a bed near the window?" Everyone knows that to most people diets are not a laughing matter, they take it very serious and it's also a multimillion dollar industry. Still that's no reason not to poke fun at it every…

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Friday Funnies #12 The Funny Side Of Affairs

Welcome good reader to this weeks Friday Funnies. For those of you who are new to WassupBlog Friday is a day that many people look forward to as it's the day where I entertain my readers to a post that is designed to make you laugh your ass off, or at the very least have a huge smile on your face. This weeks joke is all about affairs. Now although I disagree with affairs as I believe one should marry for life and if you can't bear to be with that person any more you get up and leave, you don't cheat on them. Anyway, this series of jokes show that there can be a humorous side to affairs. The Funny Side Of Affairs The First Affair A married man was having an affair with his secretary. One day they went to her place and made love all afternoon. Exhausted, they fell asleep and woke up at 8 PM. The man hurriedly dressed and told his lover to take his shoes outside and rub them in the grass and dirt. He put on his shoes and drove home. 'Where have you been?' his wife demanded. 'I can't lie to you,' he replied, 'I'm having an affair with my secretary. We had sex all afternoon.' She looked down at his shoes and said: 'You lying bastard! You've been playing golf!' The 2nd Affair A middle-aged couple had two beautiful daughters but always talked about having a son. They decided to try one last time for the son they always wanted. The wife got pregnant and delivered a healthy baby…

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Friday Funnies #11 The Rude Man At The Wedding And How Not To Get Hit By A Drunk Husband

As Friday rolls around once again it means so many things to so many people but to those of you who come to this blog every week on a Friday it means one thing. That's right, it's Fridays Funnies time and todays is the eleventh in the series. I'm happy to say that even though it started off a little slow it seems to be picking up momentum and that is confirmed by a lot of the emails I've been getting. Having said that I'm left wondering why some people say they loved the joke so much that they're going to share it with their friends but then they forget to Tweet it or even to FaceBook Like it.  :dont_know: But you're not here to listen to me winge and complain. Nope! You're here to be entertained, especially because it's Fridays Funnies Time. The Smartest Man At The Wedding Weddings can be so much fun, especially when some of your guests are just a little bit out there. Like this bloke who decided to take advantage of a good situation. Talk about thinking out of the box  :lol_tb: And now for a little Scottish humor. Pished 'n swished in Glasgae A woman goes to the Doctor in Glasgae, worried about her husband's temper and threatening manner. The Doc asks: "What's the problem, Janet? The woman says: "Weeell Doctor Cameron, I dinae know what to do. Every time ma hubbie comes home drunk, he threatens to slap me aroon'." The Doctor says: "Aye, well... I…

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