Fridays Funnies #10 Product That Cures Smoking, The Nun And How Life Is Like A Penis

It's finally here, the day we've all been waiting so long for and not just because it's the day before the weekend either. Yep, today is Friday and we all know what that means don't we? Yep, it's Friday Funnies time and have I got some great material for you  :drunk_tb: But before we get to that I want to talk about something that is really quite serious. I'm talking about a filthy habit, one commonly known as smoking. Unless you're a smoker most of you would agree that smoking is a pretty bad habit, one with dire consequences. There's a lot being done in the way of advertising to hopefully quell peoples desire to smoke but unfortunately most of the stuff they've come up with just doesn't work. Until now that is, but even this one is pretty well limited to women only. So, if you have a loved one of the fairer sex who smokes and you want her to quit, the solution is simple. All you have to do is to buy her the cigarettes you see in the image below. Latest Cigarettes To Help You Quit Smoking  Cool huh? Heck if I could find an affiliate site for this stuff I would provide you guys with a link to it  :drunk_tb: OK, now for the joke you've all been waiting for. The Nun At The Airport A NUN WAS SITTING AT THE AIRPORT, WAITING FOR HER FLIGHT TO MELBOURNE . SHE LOOKED OVER IN THE CORNER AND SAW ONE…

Continue Reading

Friday Funnies #9 Why Men Shouldn’t Mistreat Their Wives

As Friday quickly rolls around its with great pleasure that I present you with another Fridays Funnies. I’m really glad that I started this series of posst as it gives me something to look forward to, other than the weekend that is. Strangely enough I never used to look forward to the weekend because for a long period, while self employed, I used to work seven days a week. But that’s the past and now like the majority of the workforce I do have the weekend to look forward to.

The good thing about Fridays Funnies is that even though some of you may work weekends, at least now you have something to look forward to on Fridays. :drunk_tb: OK, OK. enough of the yapping, let’s get on with the funnies :tongue_laugh_ee:

Husband Gets Whats Coming To Him

A HUSBAND IS AT HOME WATCHING A FOOTBALL GAME WHEN HIS WIFE INTERRUPTS,

HONEY, COULD YOU FIX THE LIGHT IN THE HALLWAY? IT’S BEEN FLICKERING FOR WEEKS NOW.
HE LOOKS AT HER AND SAYS ANGRILY, FIX THE LIGHTS NOW? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE ENERGEX WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON’T THINK SO.

FINE, THEN THE WIFE ASKS, WELL THEN, COULD YOU FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? IT WON’T CLOSE RIGHT

TO WHICH HE REPLIED, FIX THE FRIDGE DOOR? DOES IT LOOK LIKE I HAVE WESTINGHOUSE WRITTEN ON MY FOREHEAD? I DON’T THINK SO (more…)

Continue Reading

Friday Funnies #8 Who’s On First And The Girl Lodger

As Friday rolls by once again I have the pleasure to present to you the latest in the Friday’s Funnies series. I think you’re going to like this one as it has all the stuff that every good joke is made of, an unexpected punchline.

The Girl Lodger

A Scottish couple in a Hebridean croft took in an 18 year old girl as a lodger. The girl asked if she could take a bath, but the woman of the house explained that though they didn’t actually have a bath, she was welcome to use a tin bath in front of the fire.

“Monday’s the best night, when my husband goes out to darts” she said

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.

After her husband had gone to his darts match, the woman filled the bath for the girl after placing it in front of the fire.

She watched the girl get undressed, and was surprised to see she had no pubic hair. She mentioned this to her husband when he returned home from his darts. He didn’t believe her, so she said: “Next Monday, when you go to darts, leave a little early and wait in the back garden. I’ll leave a gap in the curtains so you can see for yourself”

So the following Monday, while the girl again got undressed, the wife said to her “Do you shave?”

“No” replied the girl “I’ve never been able to grow hair down there. Do you have hair?” (more…)

Continue Reading