Welcome to this weeks Friday’s Funnies readers but before I tickle your funny bone I want to thank all my kind readers for emailing their jokes and explain to them why I haven’t included them as part of the Friday Funnies series. Simply put, I didn’t find them funny enough. If they don’t make me laugh then it’s not good enough for my readers. Keep sending them though because the moment I use one of your jokes I will link to your site within that post.
When I first started the series I thought it would be a simple copy and past procedure with a little added blurb by yours truly for SEO purposes as well as a way of introducing the posts. Man, if only it was that easy. It takes time to go through them all deleting the ones that aren’t funny and putting the others in the ‘possibly’ funny pile. Not to mention the extra joke I send to all my subscribers. Still, even though it does take a lot of work its all worth it because I love all the feedback I get from you guys.
OK, enough banter, lets get on with the joke telling.
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A Woman’s Mind At Work
A man wakes up at the Austin Hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, “Ah, I see you’ve regained consciousness. Now you probably won’t remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the Hume Highway.
You’re going to be ok, you’ll walk again and everything, but your penis was severed in the accident and we couldn’t find it.”
The man groans, but the doctor goes on, “You have $9000 in insurance compensation coming and we now have the technology to build a new penis.
They work great but they don’t come cheap. It’s roughly $1000 an inch.”
The man perks up. “So,” the doctor says, “You must decide how many inches you want.
But I understand that you have been married for over thirty years and this is something you should discuss with your wife.
If you had a five incher before and get a nine incher now she might be a bit put out. If you had a nine incher before and you decide to only invest in a five incher now, she might be disappointed. It’s important that she plays a role in helping you make a decision.”
The man agrees to talk it over with his wife.
The doctor comes back the next day, “So, have you spoken with your wife?”
“Yes I have,” says the man.
“And has she helped you make a decision?”
“Yes” says the man.
“What is your decision?” asks the doctor.
“We’re getting granite benchtops.”
Yeah, you just have to love how the woman’s mind work don’t you
Now for the video portion of Fridays Funnies. I have to warn you there is quite a bit of profanity in this clip, so much so I’m surprised the commercial ever went live, but it’s done really well and I absolutely loved it. Just to se the scene it has to do with the iPhone’s Siri capabilities and how the Scottish are finding that Siri is having a lot of trouble with the Scottish accent.
Apple Scotland – iPhone commercial For Siri
That’s it guys, but before I go I’m going to leave this cute letter to God from an innocent child. Man, you have to love them don’t you?