Friday Funnies #17 Thomas The Tank Engine And A Crazy Prank

I know how you guys have been waiting all week for this weeks Friday's Funnies, and I believe you're really going to love this weeks funnies, but before I get into it I just wanted to say something. You see, I've been getting all these emails about this particular post from people wanting to know how it was all working out. Well, just in case you've been wondering but were too shy to ask I want everybody to know that there will be an update and if you really don't want to miss out then you really should join my list :wink_ee: OK, now that's over and done with let's get to this weeks Friday Funnies shall we? I've always found children to be the most innocent and funniest creatures on this planet of hours and most of the time it's the innocence of their actions that we as adults find to be so funny. The following joke is about a young boy and his love for Thomas the Tank Engine. Thomas The Tank Engine A mother was working in the kitchen, listening to her five-year-old son playing with his new electric train set in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son saying, 'All of You B*****ds who want off, get off now, 'cos we're in a hurry! And all of you B*****ds who are getting on, get on now, 'cos we're going down the tracks'. The horrified mother went in and told her son, 'We don't use that kind of…

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Friday Funnies #16 Anger Management At Its Best & A Gag Video

Yep, it's taken awhile but Friday is finally here and you know what that means don't you? No, you silly person, although the weekend is just around the corner, nope, it's Friday Funnies time.  :clap_tb: Today's Friday Funnies is all about anger management and how one particular bloke turned it to his advantage. When you occasionally have a really bad day, and you just need to take it out on someone, don’t take it out on someone you know, take it out on someone you don’t know, but you know deserves it. I was sitting at my desk when I remembered a phone call I’d forgotten to make. I found the number and dialed it.A man answered, saying ‘Hello.’ I politely said, ‘This is Chris.Could I please speak with Robyn Carter?’ Suddenly a manic voice yelled out in my ear ‘Get the right f***ing number!’And the phone was slammed down on me. I couldn’t believe that anyone could be so rude. When I tracked down Robyn’s correct number to call her, I found that I had accidentally transposed the last two digits.After hanging up with her,I decided to call the ‘wrong’ number again. When the same bloke answered the phone, I yelled ‘You’re an arsehole!’ And hung up. I wrote his number down with the word ‘arsehole’ next to it, And put it in my desk drawer. Every couple of weeks, when I was paying bills or had a really bad day, I’d call him up and yell, ‘You’re an arsehole!’ It…

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Friday Funnies #15 The Blonde Mortician & Maroochydore Answer Machine Message

Everybody needs something to look forward to because if you didn’t have something to look forward to life would be a whole lot drearier. Having something to look forward to makes the day, or even week go faster. Imagine if there wasn’t a weekend, work would be such a chore. Everybody needs to look forward to something, even if it’s just the end of the working day.

This is one of the reasons I came up with Friday’s Funnies and writing the next Friday’s funnies post is something that I look forward to, partly because I love reading the many jokes I get but mainly because I love the feedback from you, my readers. So, without further ado I give Friday Funny’s #15.

The Blonde Mortician

A man who’d just died was delivered to a local mortuary wearing an expensive, expertly tailored black suit.

The female blonde mortician asks the deceased’s wife how she would like the body dressed. She points out that the man does look good in the black suit he is already wearing.

The widow, however, says that she always thought her husband looked his best in blue, and that she wants him in a blue suit. She gives the Blonde mortician a blank check and says, ‘I don’t care what it costs, but please have my husband in a blue suit for the viewing.’

The woman returns the next day for the wake. To her delight, she finds her husband dressed in a gorgeous blue suit with a subtle chalk stripe; the suit fits him perfectly…

She says to the mortician, ‘Whatever this cost, I’m very satisfied.. You did an excellent job and I’m very grateful. How much did you spend?’

To her astonishment, the blonde mortician presents her with the blank check.

‘There’s no charge,’ she says. (more…)

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