As another week tolls on by, and rather quickly I may add, it’s time to shake off those working blues and start off the weekend with another Friday Funnies.You know I am so happy that I started this series because it one of the few posts that brings a lot of people back to WassupBlog on a regular basis. It’s so nice to see the regular faces, for those of you who use gravatars, and if you don’t you really should. Why? I’m so glad you asked. Reading the post When Will You People Get A Damn Gravatar should answer your question.
Now, back to Friday Funnies, after all, that is what we’re all here for right?
Having Sex With A Ghost
I heard this one ages ago, it made me laugh then and it did it again now.
A professor at Wayne State University in Detroit was giving a lecture on Paranormal Studies.
To get a feel for his audience, he asks, “How many people here believe in ghosts?”
About 90 students raise their hands.
“Well, that’s a good start. Out of those who believe in ghosts, do any of you think you have seen a ghost?”
About 40 students raise their hands.
“That’s really good. I’m really glad you take this seriously. Has anyone here ever talked to a ghost?”
About 15 students raise their hand.
“Has anyone here ever touched a ghost?”
Three students raise their hands.
“That’s fantastic. Now let me ask you one question further…Have any of you ever made love to a ghost?”
Way in the back, some bloke raises his hand.
The professor takes off his glasses and says, “Son, all the years I’ve been giving this lecture, no one has ever claimed to have made love to a ghost. You’ve got to come up here and tell us about your experience.”
The redneck replied with a nod and a grin, and began to make his way up to the podium. When he reached the front of the room, the professor asks, “So, tell us what it’s like to have sex with a ghost?”
The bloke replied, “Ghost! Shit, from way back there I thought you said Goats.”
Taking Care In Public Toilets
And finally something from everybody’s favourite, Aunty Acid and how she would like to meet Johnny Depp.
Sounds like something that Phyllis Diller would say doesn’t it?
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