Friday Funnies #23 The Blonde, Mrs Brown & Being A Senior Citizen

Friday just happens to be the fifth day of the week and for many it has been a gruelling time and they’re looking forward to the weekend. It’s for this very reason that I chose to incorporate the Fridays Funnies series into this blog and I’m so glad that I did because it’s turning out to be really popular. How do I know this to be the case? Well, there are several factors including emails from my readers, comments and among other things I’ve noticed my list subscribers have increased and I convincing myself they’re joining because they don’t want to miss out on any of the Friday Funnies Posts  :tongue_laugh_ee:

Before I get on with this post I’m conducting a very important poll on my last post Spam Alert! How Many Emails Does It Take?, one in which I urge you to take part in, especially if you have or are thinking of starting a list, as it may affect your email strategies. Now, on with this post, hang onto your seat guys because you just may fall off from laughter.  :cheesey:

The Blonde’s Milk Bath

A blonde heard that milk baths would make her beautiful. So she left a note for her milkman to leave 25 gallons of milk. When the milkman read the note, he felt there must be a mistake. He thought she probably meant 2.5 gallons. So he knocked on the door to clarify the point.

The blonde came to the door and the milkman asked, ‘I found your note asking me to leave 25 gallons of milk. Did you mean 2.5 gallons?’ The blonde said, ‘No, I want 25 gallons. I’m going to fill my bathtub up with milk and take a milk bath so I can look young and beautiful again.’

The milkman asked, ‘Do you want it pasteurized?’

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Friday Funnies #22 The Brothel, Political Crap & Telemarketers

Happy Friday Funnies guys and I am so happy to be here on a wintry day sitting near a window with the warm basking sun flowing over me. It's such a great feeling, made even better because I'm in the process of writing the 22nd post in the Friday Funnies series. I'm going to start this one with a riddle. The Brothel There was a brothel at the top of a hill, with a large red light at the bottom of the hill. There were four men ... one was walking briskly up the hill; one was inside the brothel; one was walking slowly down the hill and the fourth man was sitting in his car at the bottom of the hill. What were the nationalities of the four men? I'll give you the answer at the end of the post. :smoke_tb: How Politicians Fail To See Reality I did a post on my Load Of BS blog about our Politician's Latest Pay Rise and because of that I reckon I'm still in politician bashing mode. That being the case I've decided to find some politically based humor. What makes this joke funny is it could really have happened, and actually the email I received said it did actually happen. The New South Wales Government and the NSW Greens Party were presenting an alternative to local farmers for controlling the native dingo population. It seems that after years of the farmers using the tried and true methods of shooting and/or trapping the predators, the tree-huggers offered…

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Friday Funnies # 21 The Way A Woman’s Mind Works

Welcome to this weeks Friday's Funnies readers but before I tickle your funny bone I want to thank all my kind readers for emailing their jokes and explain to them why I haven't included them as part of the Friday Funnies series. Simply put, I didn't find them funny enough.  :ponder: If they don't make me laugh then it's not good enough for my readers. Keep sending them though because the moment I use one of your jokes I will link to your site within that post. When I first started the series I thought it would be a simple copy and past procedure with a little added blurb by yours truly for SEO purposes as well as a way of introducing the posts. Man, if only it was that easy. It takes time to go through them all deleting the ones that aren't funny and putting the others in the 'possibly' funny pile. Not to mention the extra joke I send to all my subscribers.  Still, even though it does take a lot of work its all worth it because I love all the feedback I get from you guys. OK, enough banter, lets get on with the joke telling. A Woman's Mind At Work A man wakes up at the Austin Hospital bandaged from head to foot. The doctor comes in and says, "Ah, I see you've regained consciousness. Now you probably won't remember, but you were in a huge pile-up on the Hume Highway. You're going to be ok,…

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