Friday Funnies #36 Is All About Boobs

There have been times in my life when I’ve been asked whether I am a tit ass or leg man. Heck, I’m sure many men throughout the ages have been asked the same thing on more than one occasion. In case you’re wandering about my preferences I don’t particularly have one as I’m quite happy to admire whatever women are prepared to show me. If their going to give me some cleavage I am quite happy to take in the site. The same goes for those women who insist on wearing tight skirts, shorts or pants as well as those who wear those lovely short numbers.  :drunk_tb:

Heck, I love women so much that it’s not unusual for me to post some revealing images on this very blog, not to mention my sexual aid blog  :smoke_tb: Heck, I’ve used so many images I get emails from folk warning me to be careful so as to not offend the big G. So many emails that I;m thinking of writing a post about sex and Google. But not today, today it’s all about Friday Funnies and as you might of guessed, this weeks Friday Funnies is going to contain some tits in it. So, if the naked breast offends you then you had better move on because this post is not for you.  :naughty:

Fifty Shades Of Grey

Although I haven’t read it I’ve heard a lot about the book Fifty Shades Of Grey and how it can release you inhibitions. After seing this funny poem it kind of made me want to go out and buy the damn thing.

Me missus bought a paperback
Down town on Saturday,
I had a peep into her bag;’Twas “Fifty Shades of Grey.”50 shades-of-grey-lady

Well I just left her to it,
And at ten I went to bed.
An hour later she appeared;
The sight filled me with dread.

Her left hand held a length of rope;
And in her right a whip!
She threw them down onto the floor,
And then began to strip.

Well fifty years or so ago
I might have had a peek;
But Doris hasn’t weathered well;
She’s eighty four next week.

Watching Doris bump and grind
Could not have been much grimmer.
Things then went from bad to worse;
She toppled off her Zimmer!
She struggled up upon her feet
A cuppla minutes later;
She put her teeth back in and said 50-Shades-of Shut Up
That I must dominate her!!

Now if you knew our Doris,
You would see just why I spluttered,
I’d spent two months in traction
For the last complaint I’d uttered.

She stood there nude, just naked like,
Bent forward just a bit ….
I took a pace to brace meself And stood on her left tit!

Old Doris screamed, her teeth shot out;
My god what had I done?
She moaned and groaned then shouted out:
“Step on the other one!”

Well readers, I won’t tell no more
What happened on that day.
Suffice to say my jet black hair
Turned “fifty shades of grey”.

And now for a bit of country western as this video is one of a bloke called Rodney Carrington and it’s all about trying to get the audience to show them their titties  :devil_tb:

Show Me Your Titties Song

What, you don’t think women flashing their boobs in public because some guy asks them to isn’t funny? :devil_tb: Heck, if I didn’t know any better I would have sworn he wrote that song after reading the post Taking Off Your Clothes For The Greater Good.   :tongue_laugh_ee:

Aunty Acid And Her Boobs

Aunty Acid Boobs

Well, that’s it for this weeks Friday Funnies. I hope you liked it enough to give it a Tweet, FaceBook Like or something to share it with your friends so they can enjoy it as well.

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Aunty Acid, Sex In The Hospital & Mr.Bean

I have to admit that I’m pretty happy the way Friday Funnies has turned out to be such a success. Not only am I getting great feedback from readers, both in the comments section and via email, but as it turns out it is also generating quite a bit of traffic. Why, just checking todays stats shows that a good 30% of my traffic is being generated by people looking for a good laugh. When you consider all the bad news in the world it’s not surprising that so many people are looking for something to cheer them up.

Sex In The Hospital

A wealthy woman was being shown around the hospital.

During her tour she passed a room where a male patient was masturbating furiously.

‘Oh my GOD!’ screamed the woman. ‘That’s disgraceful! …… Why is he doing that?’

The doctor who was leading the tour calmly explained, “I’m very sorry that you were exposed to that, but this man has a serious condition where his testicles rapidly fill with semen, and if he doesn’t do that at least five times a day, he’ll be in extreme pain and his testicles could easily rupture.”

”Oh, well in that case, I guess it’s okay” said the woman.

As they passed by the very next room, they saw a male patient lying in bed while a nurse performed oral sex on him. Again, the woman screamed;

“Oh my GOD! Now tell me how that can be justified?”

The doctor spoke very calmly, “Same illness, better health plan.”

Now, that is the sort of health plan I’d happily be a part of  :devil_tb:

Keeping with the hospital theme I found a really funny YouTube video featuring Mr Bean.

Mr. Beans Hospital Escapades

Aunty Acid And PMS

Aunty Acid PMS

That’s it guys. Thanks for taking part in this weeks Friday Funnies and I hope you all have a great weekend!  :drunk_tb: Oh, in case you’re looking for some great, funny reading material, here’s some great stuff from Amazon.

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Friday Funnies # 34, Crocodiles, Old Women & Aunty Acid

Man, you got to love it when the work week goes by and you have the weekend to look forward too. Then of course, thanks to yours truly  :smoke_tb: , you also have Friday Funnies to look forward to. As usual I’ve taken the time to find a nice selection of jokes and as usual I’m hoping they all go over well.

With this weeks Fridays Funnies I have to warn you that there’s going to be some swear words in the following story, so if you think you may be offended, do yourself a favor and do not read beyond this point.

This letter was sent to the Lions Bay School Principal’s office after the school had sponsored a luncheon for seniors. An elderly lady received a new radio at the lunch as a door prize and was writing to say thank you.

Dear Lions Bay School ,

God bless you for the beautiful radio I won at your recent Senior Citizens luncheon I am 91 years old and live at the Trafalgar Square Home for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone and I want to thank you for the kindness shown to a forgotten old lady. My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio; but before I received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was napping.

The other day her radio fell off the nightstand and broke into a lot of pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen to mine, and I told her to fuck off.

Thank you for that opportunity.

Sincerely,

Joan

Mmm, seems that for some old age just helps to make you bitter. Joan, you are a bad girl  :tongue_laugh_ee:

The Canadian Crocodile Attack

After last weeks fly eating bullfrogs I thought I’d give you something a little bigger.

You’re going to love this little prank!  :thumbup_tb:

Aunty Acid And Men Cartoon

Oh Auntie Acid, you really love to stick it to us men don’t you luv? Never mind, cos we can handle it and we loves ya ll the same.

 Aunty Acid And Men

That’s it guys. I hope you liked  this weeks Fridays Funnies and I wish you all a great week end.

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