DEA Friday Funnies

Funny DEA Agent Joke

Hey Guys, welcome to this week’s DEA Friday Funnies. When I first started this series, I never thought that it would last this long. For today’s Friday Funnies post I’m going to introduce you to what some may consider the arrogance of authority. The following excerpt refers to an arrogant DEA (Drug Enforcement Administration) agent.

The Arrogant DEA Official A DEA Friday Funnies

DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas to talk with an old rancher. He walks up to the rancher and says “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”

The rancher nodded, “Okay, but don’t go in that field over there”, pointing to a fenced off-field.

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Irish Daredevils & Older Man Wisdom

Yep, it’s Friday Funnies time again, and I have a real treat for you guys. We’ll start with the ever favourite Irish joke. This one is about a bunch of Irish Daredevils!

The Irish Daredevils

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section, and Gerry says to Paddy, ‘Dat’s dem.’

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

‘Yeah, we’ll take four of dem dere little budgies in dat cage up dere,’ says Gerry..

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Parrot Jokes Another Friday Funnies Presentation

For today’s Friday Funnies, I have two parrot jokes. The first of the parrot jokes is the clean version which I got in an email today.

Parrot Jokes – Curing parrot Of Filthy Language

A young man named John received a parrot as a gift. The parrot had a bad attitude and an even worse vocabulary. Every word out of the bird’s mouth was rude, obnoxious and laced with profanity. John tried and tried to change the bird’s attitude by consistently saying only polite words, playing soft music and anything else he could think of to ‘clean up’ the bird’s vocabulary. 

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Aussie Love Poem

For today’s Friday Funnies, which I’m posting on Saturday, sorry guys 🤪, I’ve decided to post an Aussie love poem. You could say my YouTube video Scary Halloween Ball Poem was a source of inspiration for today’s post. Other than both being poems, they have nothing in common. I couldn’t resist promoting my Halloween Poem.😎 Please check it out and give it a thumbs up.

Without further ado, I present to you today’s Aussie Love poem.

Funny Aussie Love Poem

Of course I love ya darlin
You’re a bloody top-notch bird
And when I say you’re gorgeous
I mean every single word

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Driving Test Joke Another Friday Funnies

For the first time, Friday Funnies is featuring a driving test joke. Thanks to Hugh for sending me today’s driving test joke. 

Blonde Driving Test Joke

A blonde has failed the written driving test four times.

At the fifth attempt, she was determined to pass:

But the test had the same question. “You are driving at 100 mph. On your right is a wall, on your left, is a cliff. On the road, you see an older man and a young man. What will you hit?

The Woman walked up to the Examiner and said. “I’ve answered this question all four ways, wall, cliff, old man and young man, But it doesn’t matter which answer I used because I failed all four times. How is this possible?

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