I hope you love funny condom jokes because today’s post is all about funny condom jokes. In case you’re wondering what inspired this post is was my latest funny condom video. What was really weird is that this wasn’t my first funny condom jokes video. I did one so long ago, I completely forgot about it. That video was called the condom – franger joke. Man, I looked so young in that video. 😎
Yep, it’s Friday Funnies time again, and I have a real treat for you guys. We’ll start with the ever favourite Irish joke. This one is about a bunch of Irish Daredevils!
The Irish Daredevils
Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section, and Gerry says to Paddy, ‘Dat’s dem.’
The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.
For today’s Friday Funnies, I thought I would feature the best Little Johnny jokes I’ve ever heard. Like countless others, I’ve always loved Little Johnny jokes, and to date, I have produced three funny Little Johnny jokes videos.
The first was in 2013 and was called Little Johnny. The second was in 2018, and I called that one Little Johnny Jokes Funny Lil Johnny Joke Of The Day. Yeah, I know it’s a weird title, but at the time I thought it was the best option for the search engines.
Yesterday I published what I feel is the best Little Johnny Jokes video I’ve produced to date. I called that one, Top 3 Little Johnny Jokes. So, what makes that Little Johnny video so good? I’m so glad you asked. 😊 Of the three, I feel the delivery of the jokes was so much better than the first two. I’m so much more relaxed, and the jokes just flowed naturally.
Hopefully, today’s Donald Trump jokes won’t offend my American friends. It’s not like I’ve made these jokes up myself you know, I get them in emails which I store for just such an occasion. Besides, Trump only has himself to blame. I reckon he should spend less time on Twitter and more time looking after the States.
Donald Trump Jokes To Make You LOL
During a dull White House Dinner, Melania Trump leaned over to chat with Governor of New York Andrew Cuomo,
I reckon just about everybody would disapprove of your everyday busybody. The thing is, what do you do with an annoying busybody. The following busybody joke is a pretty good example of how to take care of your neighbourhood busybody.
Mildred A Busybody Joke
Mildred, the church busybody, self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose in everybody else’s business. Although members of the congregation disapproved of her extra-curricular affairs, they didn’t know what to do about it. They were also afraid to say anything to her or to interfere.
Hey Guys, welcome to this week’s Friday Funnies. When I first started this series, I never thought that it would last this long. For today’s Friday Funnies post I’m going to introduce you to what some may consider the arrogance of authority. The following excerpt refers to an arrogant DEA (Drug Enforcement Administration) agent.
The Arrogant DEA Official
A DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas to talk with an old rancher. He walks up to the rancher and says “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”
This is my first wife jokes posts, and the reason for posting is to help promote my latest Laughaholics video, which is all about funny wife humour. Please, if you haven’t already seen it please take the time to watch my video as I’m sure you will get a kick out of it. While there, why not subscribe to my YouTube channel.
Wife Jokes Man Meets Wife In Heaven
Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be interviewed by St Peter before going through to Heaven. St Peter tells them “Your way across the bridge to Heaven all depends on the length of time and your faithfulness, to your last partner”.
As Friday rolls by once again, I have the pleasure to present to you the latest in Friday’s Funnies series. I think you’re going to like this one as it has all the stuff that every good joke is made of, an unexpected punchline.
The Girl Lodger
A Scottish couple in a Hebridean croft took in an 18 year old girl as a lodger. The girl asked if she could take a bath, but the woman of the house explained that though they didn’t actually have a bath, she was welcome to use a tin bath in front of the fire.
“Monday’s the best night, when my husband goes out to darts” she said
The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.
Friday Funnies has featured a lot of Irish jokes but only three Scottish ones. The first Scottish joke appeared in Friday Funnies #8 and was about a pretty lodger who was not able to grow any pubic hair.
Friday Funnies #11 featured the second Scottish joke. This one was about a Scottish woman who learned a little trick which stopped her getting beaten up by her husband.
Then the third and final Scottish joke raised its kilt in Friday Funnies #21. This time the Scot featured in a video was having problems with Siri. That one was really funny.
Best Ever Scottish Jokes
For today’s Friday Funnies, I have a couple of bar Jokes. The first if my bar jokes is one of Sexy Sal’s blonde jokes but because it takes place in a bar I reckon it passes as one of my bar jokes.