Best Little Johnny Jokes

For today’s Friday Funnies, I thought I would feature the best Little Johnny jokes I’ve ever heard. Like countless others, I’ve always loved Little Johnny jokes, and to date, I have produced three funny Little Johnny jokes videos.

The first was in 2013 and was called Little Johnny. The second was in 2018, and I called that one Little Johnny Jokes Funny Lil Johnny Joke Of The Day. Yeah, I know it’s a weird title, but at the time I thought it was the best option for the search engines.

Yesterday I published what I feel is the best Little Johnny Jokes video I’ve produced to date. I called that one, Top 3 Little Johnny Jokes. So, what makes that Little Johnny video so good? I’m so glad you asked. 😊 Of the three, I feel the delivery of the jokes was so much better than the first two. I’m so much more relaxed, and the jokes just flowed naturally.

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Donald Trump Jokes

Hopefully, today’s Donald Trump jokes won’t offend my American friends. It’s not like I’ve made these jokes up myself you know, I get them in emails which I store for just such an occasion. Besides, Trump only has himself to blame. I reckon he should spend less time on Twitter and more time looking after the States.

Donald Trump Jokes To Make You LOL

During a dull White House Dinner, Melania Trump leaned over to chat with Governor of New York Andrew Cuomo,

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Busybody Joke

I reckon just about everybody would disapprove of your everyday busybody. The thing is, what do you do with an annoying busybody. The following busybody joke is a pretty good example of how to take care of your neighbourhood busybody.

Mildred A Busybody Joke

Mildred, the church busybody, self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose in everybody else’s business. Although members of the congregation disapproved of her extra-curricular affairs, they didn’t know what to do about it. They were also afraid to say anything to her or to interfere.

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DEA Friday Funnies

Hey Guys, welcome to this week’s Friday Funnies. When I first started this series, I never thought that it would last this long. For today’s Friday Funnies post I’m going to introduce you to what some may consider the arrogance of authority. The following excerpt refers to an arrogant DEA (Drug Enforcement Administration) agent.

The Arrogant DEA Official

DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas to talk with an old rancher. He walks up to the rancher and says “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”

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Wife Jokes

This is my first wife jokes posts, and the reason for posting is to help promote my latest Laughaholics video, which is all about funny wife humour. Please, if you haven’t already seen it please take the time to watch my video as I’m sure you will get a kick out of it. While there, why not subscribe to my YouTube channel.

Wife Jokes Man Meets Wife In Heaven

Three men are outside Heaven’s gates waiting to be interviewed by St Peter before going through to Heaven. St Peter tells them “Your way across the bridge to Heaven all depends on the length of time and your faithfulness, to your last partner”.

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Friday Funnies #8 Who’s On First And The Girl Lodger

As Friday rolls by once again, I have the pleasure to present to you the latest in Friday’s Funnies series. I think you’re going to like this one as it has all the stuff that every good joke is made of, an unexpected punchline.

The Girl Lodger

A Scottish couple in a Hebridean croft took in an 18 year old girl as a lodger. The girl asked if she could take a bath, but the woman of the house explained that though they didn’t actually have a bath, she was welcome to use a tin bath in front of the fire.

“Monday’s the best night, when my husband goes out to darts” she said

The girl agreed to have a bath the following Monday.

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Scottish Jokes Friday Funnies Special

Friday Funnies has featured a lot of Irish jokes but only three Scottish ones. The first Scottish joke appeared in Friday Funnies #8 and was about a pretty lodger who was not able to grow any pubic hair.   :devil_tb:  

Friday Funnies #11 featured the second Scottish joke. This one was about a Scottish woman who learned a little trick which stopped her getting beaten up by her husband.

Then the third and final Scottish joke raised its kilt in  :wink:  Friday Funnies #21. This time the Scot featured in a video was having problems with Siri. That one was really funny. 

Best Ever Scottish Jokes

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Bar Jokes

For today’s Friday Funnies, I have a couple of bar Jokes. The first if my bar jokes is one of Sexy Sal’s blonde jokes but because it takes place in a bar I reckon it passes as one of my bar jokes.

Sexy Sal’s Blonde Bar Jokes

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The fastest thing Around

As another week goes by it seems my attempt at buying the winning lottery ticket online from one of my lottery sites has been a dismal failure. I’m not one to give up though, and I will continue to purchase my lottery tickets online until I get the winning one. After all, winning the lottery is not a race. One doesn’t win it by being the fastest thing on earth. Although, winning it does give you the capacity to buy something that you consider to be pretty damn fast, not to mention a beautiful piece of machinery. Something like the Bugatti Veyron Super Sport. Perhaps it isn’t the fastest thing in the world, but it’s the quickest car in the world, which brings me to this weeks Friday Funnies which is all about giving the right answer in an all-important job interview to get the job.

What Is The Fastest Thing?

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Duncan And Norm’s Big Day Out


This post is for all my Yankee mates that usually catch me out when they use an expression that only a fellow American would understand.  While we Aussies don’t tend to use this much slang in a normal conversation I think it’s a real shame because we are losing a great part of our heritage. So, without further ado I present to you, Duncan and Norm, a couple of true blue Aussies.

This is a yarn about two mates who lived back of Bourke. Though one of them was a Banana Bender, Duncan, and the other an Apple eater, Norm, they were both real ocker sorts, and their relationship was simply ace. They never got aggro with each other and loved a bit of the ol’ Amber fluid.

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