Funny Sex Jokes Friday Funnies #365

Todays Friday funnies is all about funny sex jokes. The first of my funny sex jokes is about morning sex.

Funny Sex Joke #1 Morning Sex

She was standing in the kitchen, preparing their usual soft-boiled eggs and toast for breakfast, wearing only the T-shirt that she slept in overnight. As he walked in, almost awake, she turned to him and said softly, “You’ve got to make love to me this very instant!”

His eyes lit up, and he thought, “Either I’m still dreaming, or this is going to be my lucky day!” Not wanting to lose the moment, he embraced her and then gave it his all; right there on the kitchen table.

Afterwards, she said, ‘Thanks’, and returned to the stove, her T-shirt still around her neck.

Happy, but a little puzzled, he asked, “What was that all about?”

She explained, “The egg timer’s broken.”

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Office Jokes

Today’s Friday Funnies is about office jokes. As is usually the case, I got the first of my office jokes in today’s email.

Office jokes Take Your Child To Work Day

Mark was a Senior Manager at a large Company, and he had 20 staff in his Office. When he saw that “Take Your Child to Work Day” was coming up, he decided to take his 5-year-old daughter to the Office.

The little girl was a big hit with all his staff, and they crowded around, making a big fuss of her when she began to cry.

“Darling, “said Mark, “Darling, why are you crying?”

“Daddy”, she sobbed, “Daddy – Where are all the Clowns that you said worked for you?”

The Job Interview

The second of my office jokes takes place at an office interview.

Almost at the end of a job interview, the Human Resources Officer asks a young engineer fresh out of the Massachusetts Institute of Technology, “And what starting salary are you looking for?”

The engineer replies, “In the region of $125,000 a year, depending on the benefits package.”

The interviewer inquires, “Well, what would you say to a package of five weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, company matching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leased every two years, say, a red Corvette?”

The engineer sits up straight and says, “Wow! Are you kidding?” The interviewer replies, “Yeah, but you started it.”

Office Jokes

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Three Sons Joke Friday Funnies #363

Todays joke is called the three sons joke because, funny enough, it involves three sons. 😉It’s about a father who tries to teach his three sons the importance of learning from life’s experiences.

A Lesson From The Three Sons Joke

three sons joke

A man spoke to each of his 3 sons when he sent them off to college, “I feel I must provide you with the best possible education, and you do not owe me anything for that. However, I want you to appreciate it. As a token, please each put $1,000 into my coffin when I die.”

One of his sons became a doctor, another a lawyer and the other a financial planner. Each of his sons was very successful financially. When their father’s time had come, and they saw their father in the coffin, they remembered his wish.

First, the doctor put 10 newly printed crisp $100 bills onto the chest of the deceased.

Then, the financial planner also put $1,000 there in 20 newly printed crisp $50 bills.

Finally, it was the heartbroken lawyer’s turn. He reached into his pocket, took out his chequebook, wrote a check for $3,000, put it into his father’s coffin, and took the $2,000 cash.

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