Busybody Joke Friday Funnies #382

I reckon just about everybody would disapprove of your everyday busybody. The thing is, what do you do with an annoying busybody. The following busybody joke is a pretty good example of how to take care of your neighbourhood busybody.

Mildred A Busybody Joke

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Mildred, the church busybody, self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose in everybody else’s business. Although members of the congregation disapproved of her extra-curricular affairs, they didn’t know what to do about it. They were also afraid to say anything to her or to interfere.

She saw Frank’s old FJ ute parked outside the local pub all day and accused him, as a new member of the congregation, of being alcoholic and setting a poor example. She told him in the most emphatic manner
that everyone who saw the ute there would know beyond doubt what he was up to.

Frank was a man of few words. He looked at her for a few moments, turned and walked off. He did not attempt to explain, defend or deny.

That evening, as it turned dark, Frank parked the old ute under the street lamp in front of Mildred’s house and walked home, leaving it there all night.

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Memes That Make You Laugh

People love memes that make you laugh. Some of those memes that make you laugh are so funny they go viral. I would like to have one of my memes go viral. The problem is coming up with something new. Just about every meme out there is a rehash of something that already exists.

My Memes That Make You Laugh

Memes That Make You Laugh

So, I decided to get some of the already popular memes better. It took a fair bit of time, but I came up with what I hope will be the top 10 memes of 2020.

How did I make the memes better, my point of view and hopefully others will agree with me. As a lot of the memes include an image, I sourced what I’m hoping will be a more popular image.

Some of the memes out there are nothing but words on a colourful background. I added images, cartoon characters, with speech bubbles to make the meme genuinely pop.

Some of the memes in my video didn’t exist as a meme at all. They were jokes that I turned into a meme. Hopefully, others will like them as much as I do.

The problem with some of the online memes is that they’re of such poor quality. All my memes are of the highest quality, and when you watch my Top 10 funny memes, it’s all in true HD. Add to that some great music and you have a video that I feel is worth watching.

I urge you to hop over to YouTube to watch my Best Memes Of 2020. While there please leave a comment telling me which of the memes you loved the best. Please give it a thumbs up and share it with your friends to provide it with some real traction.

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Of course, you know you can always get more laughs at my Friday Funnies posts, not to mention my Heaps Of Jokes.

Jokes aside I reckon you’ll like my latest video Luminar 4 Review which show just how easy it is to replace a dull sky for a truly dramatic one in your photos.

Marriage Jokes Friday Funnies #379

I thought for today’s Friday Funnies I’d come up with a few marriage jokes. But before I do that I want to link to my latest Laughaholics video, LOL Irish Jokes. OK, now on with my Marriage Jokes.

Funniest Marriage Jokes

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A 60-year-old millionaire who just got married throws a huge wedding reception. 

All his friends are jealous, and in a quiet moment, one of them asks him how he landed such a hot 23-year-old beauty?

“It was easy,” grinned the millionaire, “I faked my age.”

Incredulous, one of his friends askes, “So how old did you tell her you were?”

“Well”, he replied. “I said I was 87!”

I reckon the wife in the next joke is a blond. 😜

When some newlyweds wake up one morning on their honeymoon, the husband rolls over and says to his new bride, “Darling, why don’t you brew us some coffee?”

The wife looks confused, “I would honey, but I’m pretty sure that’s one of your jobs.”

Now the husband is confused, “What? Why?”

The wife replies, “Because the Bible says so darling.”

To which the husband replies, “That’s crap, there’s nothing in the Bible that says whos job it is to brew the coffee.

“Of course it does,” says the wife grabbing a Bible and flipping pages at random: “See? It’s all over the place, Hebrews, Hebrews, Hebrews.”

Finally, we find how a wife maintains her calm after many years of marriage.

One evening an elderly couple are having a conversation. “Honey,” says the old man, “I’m so sorry that I get angry with you so often over the years. How do you manage to stay so calm despite all my foul moods?”

That’s easy,” says the wife. “I just go and clean the toilet when that happens.”

“And how does that helps?” asks the old man.

“Because I always use your toothbrush,” replied the elderly woman.

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If you ever wondered how to remove a background from an image you should watch my Removing the background with InPixio Photo Clip.

Of course, you know you can always get more laughs at my Friday Funnies posts, not to mention my Heaps Of Jokes.

Jokes aside I reckon you’ll like my latest video Luminar 4 Review which show just how easy it is to replace a dull sky for a truly dramatic one in your photos.