Safe For Work Sex Jokes

I’m a red-blooded Aussie, and I have to admit that I love sex jokes. The thing is that sex jokes don’t have to be vulgar and be full of swear words. To prove my point, I’ve come up with this Safe For Work Sex Jokes post. Now and again, I will be linking to one of my YouTube videos that I believe are also safe for work sex jokes.

Funny Safe For Work Sex Jokes

A typical macho bloke married a regular good looking lady, and after the wedding, he laid down the following rules. “I’ll be home when I want if I want, what time I want, and I don’t expect any hassle from you. I expect a great dinner to be on the table unless I tell you that I won’t be home for dinner. I’ll go hunting, fishing, boozing, and card-playing when I want with my buddies, and I don’t want you to give me a hard time about it. Those are my rules. Any comments?” 

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Walks In Bar Joke

Because my last Bar jokes post went so well I thought I would do another Walks In Bar Joke post. However, before I get into today’s funny walks in bar joke, I would love you to head over and watch my latest Laughaholics video, Funny Guitar Playing Joke. A thumbs up and share on that post would be really appreciated. 👌

Funniest Walks In Bar Joke

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Best Harley Joke Ever

I do believe that this is the first Harley Davidson joke I’ve featured on this site and that would definitely make it the best ever Harley joke ever seen online. In fact, I loved this joke so much that I put it on YouTube. If you would like to watch me tell that joke online, rather than having to read it here, head over to my Funny Harley Davidson Joke.

My Best Harley Joke

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Best Blonde Jokes

Before getting into my best blonde jokes post, I would like to link to my three YouTube videos about blonde humour. The first one went live way back in 2013 and was my 3rd Laughaholics video. I called that video Funny Blonde Jokes.

Then came my second video about blonde humour. I called that video, Top 10 Funniest Blonde Jokes. That video went live in July 2019. It’s by far the most popular of my joke videos almost reaching 5k views!

Because of the ever-growing popularity of that video, I decided to do another blonde joke video. I called that video, Top Three Funny Blonde Jokes. I think my delivery of what I believe are the best blonde jokes has improved over time. What do you think? Please let me know your thoughts in the comments below.

My Best Blonde Jokes

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Funny Condom Jokes

I hope you love funny condom jokes because today’s post is all about funny condom jokes. In case you’re wondering what inspired this post is was my latest funny condom video. What was really weird is that this wasn’t my first funny condom jokes video. I did one so long ago, I completely forgot about it. That video was called the condom – franger joke. Man, I looked so young in that video. 😎

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Irish Daredevils & Older Man Wisdom

Yep, it’s Friday Funnies time again, and I have a real treat for you guys. We’ll start with the ever favourite Irish joke. This one is about a bunch of Irish Daredevils!

The Irish Daredevils

Two Irishmen walk into a pet shop in Dingle, they walk over to the bird section, and Gerry says to Paddy, ‘Dat’s dem.’

The owner comes over and asks if he can help them.

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Best Little Johnny Jokes

For today’s Friday Funnies, I thought I would feature the best Little Johnny jokes I’ve ever heard. Like countless others, I’ve always loved Little Johnny jokes, and to date, I have produced three funny Little Johnny jokes videos.

The first was in 2013 and was called Little Johnny. The second was in 2018, and I called that one Little Johnny Jokes Funny Lil Johnny Joke Of The Day. Yeah, I know it’s a weird title, but at the time I thought it was the best option for the search engines.

Yesterday I published what I feel is the best Little Johnny Jokes video I’ve produced to date. I called that one, Top 3 Little Johnny Jokes. So, what makes that Little Johnny video so good? I’m so glad you asked. 😊 Of the three, I feel the delivery of the jokes was so much better than the first two. I’m so much more relaxed, and the jokes just flowed naturally.

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Donald Trump Jokes

Hopefully, today’s Donald Trump jokes won’t offend my American friends. It’s not like I’ve made these jokes up myself you know, I get them in emails which I store for just such an occasion. Besides, Trump only has himself to blame. I reckon he should spend less time on Twitter and more time looking after the States.

Donald Trump Jokes To Make You LOL

During a dull White House Dinner, Melania Trump leaned over to chat with Governor of New York Andrew Cuomo,

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Busybody Joke

I reckon just about everybody would disapprove of your everyday busybody. The thing is, what do you do with an annoying busybody. The following busybody joke is a pretty good example of how to take care of your neighbourhood busybody.

Mildred A Busybody Joke

Mildred, the church busybody, self-appointed monitor of the church’s morals, kept sticking her nose in everybody else’s business. Although members of the congregation disapproved of her extra-curricular affairs, they didn’t know what to do about it. They were also afraid to say anything to her or to interfere.

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DEA Friday Funnies

Hey Guys, welcome to this week’s Friday Funnies. When I first started this series, I never thought that it would last this long. For today’s Friday Funnies post I’m going to introduce you to what some may consider the arrogance of authority. The following excerpt refers to an arrogant DEA (Drug Enforcement Administration) agent.

The Arrogant DEA Official

DEA officer stopped at a ranch in Texas to talk with an old rancher. He walks up to the rancher and says “I need to inspect your ranch for illegally grown drugs.”

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