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This weeks Friday Funnies is the 239th in the Friday Funnies series! That’s over four years of jokes! For the life of me I never thought I’d be able to keep it going that long. I’m so glad that I have though, because it’s turned out to be the most popular posts on this blog.

Today’s Friday funnies is just some of the funny things that may define a smart businessman.

Businessman Humour

A clearly inebriated woman, stark naked, jumped into a taxi in New York City and laid down on the back seat. The cab driver, an old Jewish gentleman, opened his eyes wide and stared at the woman.  He made no attempt to start the cab.

The woman glared back at him and said, “What’s wrong with you, honey?  Haven’t you ever seen a naked woman before?”

The old Jewish driver answered, “Let me tell you sumsing, lady.  I vasn’t staring at you like you tink; det vould not be proper vair I come from.”

The drunk woman giggled and responded, “Well, if you’re not staring at my boobs or ass, sweetie, what are you doing then?”

He paused a moment, then told her, “Vell, M’am, I am looking and I am looking, and I am tinking to myself, ‘Vair in da hell is dis lady keeping de money to pay for dis ride?'”

Now, that’s a Businessman!
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The next businessman humour shows just how the following businessman made his millions.

The Smart Businessman

A businessman walked into a New York City bank and asked for the loan officer. He said he was going to Europe on business for two weeks and needed to borrow $5,000. The loan officer said the bank would need some security for such a loan.

The business man then handed over the keys to a Rolls Royce that was parked on the street in front of the bank. Everything checked out and the loan officer accepted the car as collateral for the loan. An employee then drove the Rolls into the bank’s underground garage and parked it there.

Two weeks later the businessman returned, repaid the $5,000 and the interest which came to $15.41.

The loan officer said, “We do appreciate your business and this transaction has worked out very nicely, but we are a bit puzzled. While you were away we checked and found that you are a multimillionaire. What puzzles us is why you would bother to borrow $5,000?”

The business man replied: “Where else in New York City can I park my car for two weeks for fifteen bucks?”

Now, that’s what I call taking your bank for a ride :wink_ee:

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