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British Humor Friday Funnies #103

Man, I love Fridays, especially when I have the weekend off  :drunk_tb: Of course theres always the fact that Friday’s also means there is a new Friday Funnies post to look forward to. Right?  :lol_tb: I figured that this time I’d introduce a little British humor.

A Little British Humor

On a crowded train, travelling from Paris to the South, a U.S. Marine on furlough walked the entire length of the train looking for a seat before realizing that the only seat available was currently occupied by a well-dressed, middle-aged French woman’s poodle.

The weary Marine asked, “Ma’am, may I have that seat?”

The French woman just sniffed, and said to no one in particular, “Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.”

The Marine walked the entire length of the train again, and discovered that the only seat available was in fact the one currently being occupied by the poodle.

Trudging tiredly back, the marine arrived once more before the French woman and said, “Please Ma’am, may I sit down? I’m very tired?”

She snorted, “Not only are you Americans rude, you are also arrogant. Why should I care if you are tired?”

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This time, the Marine didn’t say a word but simply picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, then sat down.

The woman shrieked, “Someone, defend my honour! This American needs to be put in his place!”

An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, “Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold your fork in the wrong hand and you drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.”

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Now, for our final bit of British humor, what better way to finish off than with a bit of fun from the great British funny guy Rowan Atkinson as Mr. Bean

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This Post Has 6 Comments

  1. Sire,

    I did not expect that ending. Gave me a good chuckle this early morning. Thanks for starting my day with a laugh.

    Cheers!


  2. Twitter:
    Mr Bean has created a lot of laughs over the years. Pretty simple comedy, but it’s all based on Rowan Atkinson’s facial expressions.Very funny.

  3. Rowan Atkinson aka Mr. Bean is the awesome funniest guy i have ever seen.
    watched that whole video.. Super cool isnt it!!
    Mr. Bean is just incredible mimic specialist!!… Love his acting!!

  4. Gave me a good chuckle this early morning. Thanks for starting my day with a laugh

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