Man, I love Fridays, it’s always the highlight of my week. Friday also means there is a new Friday Funnies post which I enjoy posting, and I know a lot of my readers like a good laugh after a long week at work. For this week’s Friday Funnies, I have a little British humor.
A Little British Humor
On a crowded train, travelling from Paris, a U.S. Marine on leave walked the entire length of the train looking for a seat. Only to realize that a well-dressed, middle-aged French woman’s poodle occupied the only place available.
The weary Marine asked, “Ma’am, may I have that seat?”
The French woman just sniffed, and said to no one in particular, “Americans are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat.”
The Marine walked the entire length of the train again and discovered that the only seat available was the one currently being occupied by the poodle.
Trudging tiredly back, the Marine arrived once more before the French woman and said, “Please Ma’am, may I sit down? I’m exhausted?”
She snorted, “Not only are you Americans rude, but you are also arrogant. Why should I care if you are tired?”
This time, the Marine didn’t say a word but picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window, then sat down.
The woman shrieked, “Someone, defend my honour! Someone needs to put this American in his place!”
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, “Sir, you Americans seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold your fork in the wrong hand and you drive your cars on the wrong side of the road. And now, sir, you seem to have thrown the wrong bitch out the window.”
How’s that for a little British Humor?
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