Breeding Bulls Friday Funnies #339

Who ever thought that breeding bulls would be funny? I certainly didn’t, until I found this joke in my email. Then again, it’s not so much the breeding of bulls that is funny as the story behind it is. I think it’s best that you read the following for yourself.

My wife and I went to the Royal Agricultural Show, and one of the first exhibits we stopped at was the breeding bulls. We went up to the first pen, and there was a sign attached that said…..

Breeding Bulls THIS BULL MATED 50 TIMES LAST YEAR

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My wife playfully nudged me in the ribs, smiled and said, ‘He mated 50 times last year, that’s almost once a week.’ 

We walked to the second pen which had a  sign attached that said…

THIS BULL MATED 150 TIMES LAST YEAR

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My wife gave me a healthy jab and said, ‘WOW~~That’s almost 3 times a week! You could learn a lot from him.’

We walked to the third pen and it had a sign attached that said, in capital letters…

THIS BULL MATED 365 TIMES LAST YEAR

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My wife was so excited that her elbow nearly broke my ribs, and said, ‘That’s once a day!You could REALLY learn something from this one.’ 

I looked at her and said, ‘Why don’t you go over and ask him if it was with the same cow?’

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My condition has been upgraded from critical to stable and I should eventually make a full recovery.

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