Boobs Rule. :drunk_tb:  Welcome to this weeks Friday Funnies, the 112th post in the series. This week I’ve decided to dedicate this post to boobs. Why boobs you ask? What can I say, I’m a bloke and those who know me will tell you that I’d find any excuse I could to talk about boobs.  :devil_tb:  Besides, I know for a fact that I’m not the only bloke obsessed with breasts.

But this isn’t about me, it’s about the funny side of boobs.  :tongue_laugh_ee:  

Blonde Boobs

Milkman brings milk to blondes door. He notices a note which says, ‘Please I need 20 litres of milk today so I can take a milk bath.’

In dismay the milkman rings the bell. A blonde in a robe opens the door, and the milkman says, “20 litres! are you sure you want that much milk?” 

“Sure, I’m taking a milk bath today.” The milkman says, “Ok then, would you like the milk pasteurised?” 

The blonde replies, “No just up to my boobs!”  

The Drunk Blonde

A drunk blonde woman sitting at a bar says to the barman, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” 

The barman mixes her drink and puts it down in front of her. A few minutes later, she calls him over and says, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” 

He rolls his eyes but mixes her drink anyway and sets it down in front of her. A few minutes later, she waves him over again and says, “Barfender, I’d like a marhini for my heartburn.” 

The barman looks her up and down and says, “First off, it’s bartender, not barfender. Second off, it’s martini, not marhini. And third, you don’t have heartburn, your boob is in the ashtray.”

Sexy Sals Blonde Boob Joke

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Yeah, Sexy Sals sure likes telling her blonde jokes, and she does it so well too. Heck, even Google has realised the importance of sexy Sals. She features on both Google web and image searches of the first page. Multiple times too. I would never have been possible with the use of the Logo Creator.
 
Now for the final boob tribute I give to you my version of the invention of the word Boobs. How the word boobs actually came into being.
 

The Invention Of The Word Boobs

And just to finish off, here are some boobs paraphernalia…..

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