Yep another week has gone.Another week putting up with an unsympathetic boss, one who doesn’t appreciate all the hard work you do for him. Another week of being away from the family and blog. But at least there are some good points, like they say, every cloud has a silver lining. At least you have a job. At least you had the health, strength and well being to go off to work to provide for your family and finally, at least you’ve once again made it to Friday and have the weekend to look forward to.
And let’s not forget that Friday means it’s time to get your laughing fix by reading the latest edition in Wassupblogs Friday Funnies. But before we get to that I have a little favor to ask. You see, after all these years I’ve finally managed to put my first FaceBook fanpage together and I would really appreciate if you would head on over their and likeThe Gifts Guru Fanpage. If you have a fanpage of your own I’m quite happy to return the favor, sort of you scratch my back and I’ll scratch yours deal. Just leave the link in the comments section so I know which one to like.
Ok, now we have that out of the way let’s have a few laughs shall we? I reckon it’s about time we visit another of those blonde jokes because I know how we all love to laugh at those.
Three Blondes Apply For A Job
Three blondes were all applying for the last available position to enter the Police Academy. The detective conducting the interview looked at the three of them and said, “So y’all want to be cops, huh?”
The blondes all nodded. The detective got up, opened a file drawer, and pulled out a folder. Sitting back down, he opened it, pulled out a picture, and said, “To be a detective, you have to be able to detect. You must be able to notice things such as distinguishing features and oddities like scars and so forth.”
So saying, he stuck the photo in the face of the first blonde and withdrew it after about two seconds. “Now”, He said, “did you notice any distinguishing features about this man?”
The blonde immediately said, “Yes, I did. He has only one eye!”
The detective shook his head and said, “Of course he has only one eye in this picture! It’s a profile of his face! You’re dismissed!”
The first blonde hung her head and walked out of the office.
The detective then turned to the second blonde, stuck the photo in her face for two seconds, pulled it back, and said, “What about you? Notice anything unusual or Outstanding about this man?”
“Yes! He only has one ear!”
The detective put his head in his hands and exclaimed, “Didn’t you hear what I just told the other lady? This is a profile of the man’s face! Of course you can only see one ear! You’re excused too!”
The second blonde sheepishly walked out of the office.
The detective turned his attention to the third and last blonde and said, “This is probably a waste of time, but….” He flashed the photo in her face for a couple of seconds and withdrew it, saying, “All right, did you notice anything distinguishing or Unusual about this man?”
The blonde said, “I sure did. This man wears contact lenses.”
The detective frowned, took another look at the picture, and began looking at some of the papers in the folder. He looked up at the blonde with a puzzled expression and said, “You’re absolutely right! His bio says he wears contacts! How in the world could you tell that by looking at his picture?”
The blonde rolled her eyes and said, “Well, Hellooooooooooooo! With only one eye and one ear, he certainly can’t wear glasses.”
I found this joke on USAGeorge and seeing as how it is somewhat police orientated I thought it would go really well in this post.
And finally, to cap off this weeks Friday Funnies, I present to you this weeks video of really funny blonde humour.
Have a great weekend and don’t forget to share this weeks Friday Funnies with your friends.
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