Blogger Invents Revolutionary Penile Extension


I’ve been working on a secret project for quite some time now, because frankly I was getting sick and tired of my current job, and let’s face it while the money from my blogging has gone up some it’s definitely not enough to allow me to leave my job.

I’ve known for a long time now that if I could just find the right product and market it properly I could make a bloody fortune. The trouble is finding the right product to market. After a fair bit of research I decided to focus on making the best penile extension. Let’s face it there are men all over the world who are not happy with their penis size, and some that were are having erection problems and are for whatever reason do not want to go the Viagra route.

I couldn’t believe that no-one had found a legitimate way to extend the size of a man’s penis! To cut a long story short I managed to get a group of experienced people together and we managed to develop a product that has the benefit of being able to give a woman the ultimate sexual experience. We decided to call it the Penis Extender Deluxe.

Honestly, after extensive trials we can honestly say that men can now forget about the VPXL Super Pill and all the other scam medical bullshit whose only effect is increasing the hole in a man’s pocket. The Penis Extender Deluxe is made to order via our home page. All you have to do is supply the required information, such as current penis length and girth during erection, and the required length you want and our team of experts will make your new monster penis to your required specifications.

The Penis Extender Deluxe also comes with other added benefits, the most popular being greater staying power. This is achieved by a special chemical that is permeated within the holding membrane. The extension portion is so lifelike that there isn’t a woman alive that can tell where the real one ends and the extension begins.

For an extra $150 we can even incorporate a vibrating head that increases the sexual experience for both partners. Before it’s release we had to get some subjects to give it a go, something that wasn’t all that hard to do, and this is what they had to say about this revolutionary product.

I must admit I didn’t believe it but I gave it a go anyway and it is simply the best product ever. My partner agrees it is the best thing I ever did.

I was getting tired of my partners performance in bed so I thought I would give the Penis Extender a go, and man what a difference it made. He even lasted way longer than ever before. As a penis enhancement product I can highly recommend this product.

You too can be a satisfied customer with the Penis Extender Deluxe

So don’t worry my blogging friends, now that I am going to be a millionaire I won’t forget my blogging mates, just leave me your details and I will send you your very own, Aussie tested, tried and true, you beaut, best ever penis extension system.

Now all I have to do is find me a web hosting package so I can set up my squeeze page and push this baby.

 

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  1. Well, I am truly bummed!
    I thought I was finally going to extend my penis. I have tried all those pills they email me about & still NOTHING!
    Hell, I can’t even find the dang thing!

    Sheryl Loch´s Last blog post..Polling Online Friends for My New Glasses

  2. Good one Sheryl. Maybe what you really need is to hurry up and get those new glasses so that you can see what your looking for. Maybe the Harry Potter glasses can help you grow one? :wink_ee:

  3. Umm…

    Dennis Edell´s Last blog post..12 Tips To Increase Sales On Your E-commerce Website

    1. Wassup Dennis, lost for words?

  4. I am guessing that this is a joke then?

    I am sure there must be some way that this works. Other muscles in the body can be developed. I don’t see why that one could not.

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    1. Unfortunately yes David, and because of that fact I’m still having to work for a living.

      1. I once researched the topic as a potential aff project. However, there was not really any info I found trustworthy. There was one developer who was listed in Marquis’ Who’s Who – that was the best I found, but I was thinking that if these things actually work that their would be a big hullaballo about it.


  5. Twitter:
    You’re killing me, Sire. That, and the folks who haven’t figured out you’re joking are killing me also! I guess this one went over some heads; at least Sheryl got it, and I love her response.

    Good one!

    Mitch´s Last blog post..What’s Happened To The Moustache?

    1. Kudos to you and Sheryl Mitch. I tell you mate, lucky for me Sheryl was the first one to respond otherwise I would have been really worried about how I worded this post. The other thing that was funny about Sheryl’s comment was her commnetluv link, or perhaps she planned it that way.

      As for Dennis, well I reckon he must be working himself so hard he failed to get the gist of the whole thing. I wonder if anyone actually clicked on the link?

      1. Oh I gisted, and of course I clicked the link…

        Dennis Edell´s Last blog post..12 Tips To Increase Sales On Your E-commerce Website

        1. I take it the post didn’t amuse you mate and therefore the short comments? Not like you at all.

      2. I think Mitch & I are fully aware that anytime we visit here we should be prepared for anything!We also know to actually read the post before responding.

        Yes, I clicked the link. I would not have commented until I knew the whole story. Ok, I am nosie & didn’t want to miss anything.

        1. Yep, be prepared for anything when visiting Sire, sounds like a plan Sheryl. :laugh_tb:

  6. But even though you are joking I think you are more right than you think. If you really wanted to market some kind of penis enlargement device or drug then you can rest assured that there is a huge market for it and that you would be able to make a very good living from it.

    /Mikael

    Mikael´s Last blog post..Why Are You Having Problems Making Money Online?

  7. I have no doubt that is true Mikael, but I couldn’t market such a thing unless I found one that truly worked


    1. Twitter:
      And just how would you go about finding one that worked, Sire? I mean, I’m assuming you’d have to be going around testing them first. :twisted_wp: :devil_tb:

      Mitch´s Last blog post..Best Free Software

      1. That is just the problem Mitch I have no need of one and so could not test it to my satisfaction. :innocent1_tb:


        1. Twitter:
          Yeah, I bet everyone says that. To be truthful, though, I’ve never even seen one, so I have no idea what it’s supposed to look like. I might have to look one up sometime, just so I at least know more of what I’m talking about.

          Nah! :sleep_tb:

          Mitch´s Last blog post..Google Health

          1. I’m sure most people would not admit it, but like you I’ve never seen one. What inspired the post was all the spam emails on the subject. I first wrote it on my BS site and then changed it a bit for this site just to gauge the response.

          2. I think I am a bit lost. I figured that I would stay out of this conversation and let the ‘boys club’ have at it. Obviously you all need help!

            What exactly is it that you have never seen? A penis, an enlarger, or a large penis? :jittery_tb:

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          3. I won’t answer that on the grounds I may incriminate myself


          4. Twitter:
            I’ll answer that one. I’m not sure what a penis extender is supposed to be, or what it looks like. I may have seen one on a TV show, or maybe that’s what that thing was in the first Austin Powers movie; I never really thought about it before.

            Mitch´s Last blog post..Best Free Software

    2. You can always market it under a different name :)

      Mikael´s Last blog post..Why Are You Having Problems Making Money Online?

      1. Hey, what’s wrong with the name I made up for it? :guns_tb: :laugh_tb:

  8. Errr, whats that thing again? :)

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    1. Yep, it’s funny considering I do so much more work on this blog and yet that is rated higher.

  9. Now that Ive finally located John Thomas’s whereabouts with a pair of Sheryl glasses I just need to know what the special chemical is so that I can permeate my holding membrane.
    Ehhem. I got suckered into clicking the link only for research purposes though.

    1. OK, who is John Thomas, and I could tell you the name of that special chemical, but then I would have to kill you :guns_tb: :laugh_tb:

      Oh, did you vote in the poll while you were there?

      1. I certainly did vote in the poll. The Term John Thomas is UK slang its the equivalent of the Aussie term donga/donger unless the slang dictionary is Wrong.

        1. Cool, that makes more sense. I will have to remember that if I ever visit the UK.

  10. Sheryl should watch her words during this conversation!

    1. If you knew Sheryl, you would know she has a way with words and doesn’t need to what them. :wink_ee:

  11. I’m not sure whether it is my dyslexia or something subconscious at work, but at first I mis-read your headline “Blogger Inverts Revolutionary Penile Extension”!! I was a bit worried what you had discovered to make men smaller.

    Then I had a good laugh.

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  12. Hey, who knows there may even be a market for that, not that I would know :laugh_tb:

  13. ROFLMAO!

    I had to check the date. I thought this was the April Fools Day post. Good one Sire.

  14. I’m glad you liked it Terry.

  15. Is that real? or a Joke?

    Nihar´s Last blog post..How to Block Visitors from specific IP using .htaccess hack

    1. Now Nihar my friend, that is for me to know and you to work out. Check out the link for an answer.

  16. I checked the link, figuring it was going to be something funny. I needed a good laugh today, as I’m having performance anxiety over a dance showcase I’m going to be in tonight (first one). Great post! :) And I also enjoyed your interview at Stratos.me.

    ~ Kristi

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    1. Good luck with you dance showcase Kristi, and I’m glad you the post got a smile out of you.

  17. Through the whole post I was like “seriously? penile extensions here? what the hell?”. Good thing it was all just a joke.

    Stancje´s Last blog post..Wrocław 31.05.2009: Mam do wynajęcia

    1. :lol_ee: I’m glad you liked it. Quite a bit of thought went into it and I reckon it came out pretty well.

    1. Well Ned, there’s been over 200 so far, and if I was selling them at say $50 a pop and 10% bought one, I would be $1000 richer. Wanna go partners mate?

      1. I think you should partner with Sheryl. She can help you reach the women’s market and double your sales. :laugh_tb:

        1. Now there is an idea, but I don’t know if she is up to it. :cheese1_ee:

  18. Glad I used today to look up new blogs…Saturdays are great for that haha.

    Thanks!

    Jeff

    1. I’m glad you were impressed ;)

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