For today’s Friday Funnies, I thought I would feature the best Little Johnny jokes I’ve ever heard. Like countless others, I’ve always loved Little Johnny jokes, and to date, I have produced three funny Little Johnny jokes videos.
The first was in 2013 and was called Little Johnny. The second was in 2018, and I called that one Little Johnny Jokes Funny Lil Johnny Joke Of The Day. Yeah, I know it’s a weird title, but at the time I thought it was the best option for the search engines.
Yesterday I published what I feel is the best Little Johnny Jokes video I’ve produced to date. I called that one, Top 3 Little Johnny Jokes. So, what makes that Little Johnny video so good? I’m so glad you asked. 😊 Of the three, I feel the delivery of the jokes was so much better than the first two. I’m so much more relaxed, and the jokes just flowed naturally.
The Best Little Johnny Jokes
Little Johnny’s brother Fred married the love of his life, Mary. Unfortunately, they couldn’t afford a honeymoon, so they go back to Fred’s parent’s home for their first night together. In the morning, Little Johnny gets up and has his breakfast. Before going to school, he asks his Mom if Fred and Mary were up yet.
“No, Johnny”, she replies.
Johnny then asks, “Do you know what I think?”
His mom, knowing her son so well, replies, “I don’t want to hear what you think! Just go to school.”
Johnny comes home for lunch and asks his mom, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
Again, she replies, “No, they’re still not up yet.”
Little Johnny again says, “Do you know what I think?”
His mom replies, “Never mind what you think! Eat your lunch, and go back to school.”
After school, Johnny comes home and asks again, “Are Fred and Mary up yet?”
His mom says “No.”
He asks, “Do you know what I think?”
His Mom replies, “Ok, Ok, do tell me what you think?”
He says: “Last night Fred came to my room for the Vaseline, and I think I gave him my aeroplane glue.”
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