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Beer By Seven Year Olds Friday Funnies #255

Have you even noticed how kids sometimes say some pretty funny things? Today’s Friday Funnies is called Beer By Seven Year Olds because a bunch of 7 year old kids were asked what they thought of beer. Here is what some of them said.


Beer By Seven Year OldsA  handful of 7 year old children in Australia were asked what they  thought of beer. There  were some interesting responses, but the last one is especially  touching.

‘I  think beer must be good. My dad says the more beer he drinks the  prettier   my  mum gets.’
–Tim, 7 years old

‘Beer  makes my dad sleepy and we get to watch what we want on  television when  he is asleep, so beer is nice.’
–Melanie, 7 years  old

‘My  Mum and Dad both like beer. My Mum gets funny when she drinks it and takes her top off at parties, but Dad doesn’t think this is very  funny.’
–Grady, 7 years old

”My  Mum and Dad talk funny when they drink beer and the more they  drink the more they give kisses to each other, which is a good  thing.’
–Toby, 7 years old

‘My Dad gets funny on beer. He is funny. He also wets his pants sometimes, so he shouldn’t have too much.
–Sarah, 7 years  old

‘My  Dad loves beer. The more he drinks, the better he dances. One  time he danced right into the pool.’
–Lily, 7 years  old

‘I  don’t like beer very much. Every time Dad drinks it, he burns the sausages on the barbecue and they taste disgusting.’
–Ethan, 7 years  old

‘I  give Dad’s beer to the dog and he goes to sleep.’
–Shirley, 7  years old

‘My Mum drinks beer and she says silly things and picks on my father. Whenever she drinks beer she yells at Dad and tells him to go bury his bone down the street again, but that doesn’t make any sense.’
–Jack, 7 years


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    Hey Peter Pelliccia,

    Your post made my day, Kids are like angels they say what they have in their mind, By the way nice article, Keep it up!

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