My first barbecue humour! I came across a couple of emails that I thought would be great for this weeks Friday Funnies which I’ve called barbecue humour because they both revolve around the humble barbecue.
Barbecue Humour – BBQ Rules
We are about to enter the BBQ season. Therefore it is important to refresh your memory on the etiquette of this sublime outdoor cooking activity . When a man volunteers to do the BBQ the following chain of events are put into motion:
(1) The woman buys the food.
(2) The woman makes the salad, prepares the vegetables, and makes dessert.
(3) The woman prepares the meat for cooking, places it on a tray along with the necessary cooking utensils and sauces, and takes it to the man who is lounging beside the grill – beer in hand.
(4) The woman remains outside the compulsory three-meter exclusion zone where the exuberance of testosterone and other manly bonding activities can take place without the interference of the woman.
Here comes the important part:
(5) THE MAN PLACES THE MEAT ON THE GRILL.
(6) The woman goes inside to organise the plates and cutlery.
(7) The woman comes out to tell the man that the meat is looking great. He thanks her and asks if she will bring another beer while he flips the meat
(8) THE MAN TAKES THE MEAT OFF THE GRILL AND HANDS IT TO THE WOMAN.
(9) The woman prepares the plates, salad, bread, utensils, napkins, sauces, and brings them to the table.
(10) After eating, the woman clears the table and does the dishes
And most important of all:
(11) Everyone PRAISES the MAN and THANKS HIM for his cooking efforts.
(12) The man asks the woman how she enjoyed ‘ her night off ‘, and, upon seeing her annoyed reaction, concludes that there’s just no pleasing some women
Yeah, it doesn’t matter what we do for these women they’re never happy. 😛
The next bit of barbecue humour involves another dumb bloke who pushes his wife just a little bit too far.
As Wide As A Barbecue
Bob and his wife were working in their garden one day when Bob looks over at his wife and says, ” Man, your butt seems to be getting really big. I wouldn’t be surprised if your butt is bigger than the barbecue.” With that, Bob goes and gets a measuring tape. He measures the grill and then goes over to where his wife was working and measures his wife’s arse.
“Yep, I was right, your butt is 4cm wider than the barbecue!” The wife ignores the husband. Later that night, Bob was feeling a little frisky. He makes some advances towards his wife, who completely brushes him off. “What’s wrong?” he asks. She answers, “Do you really think I’m going to fire up this big-ass grill for one little weenie.
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