[NOCSEADS]Yay! It’s Friday Funnies day again and this is the 71st edition! I know you’re going to love this one too, because it’s really funny, and all about men who take unrealistic bar bets. But before we get to that I want to remind everyone about commenting rules. Only people who have liked my Gifts Guru Blog and left a comment are allowed to leave a comment on this blog. Cool, now that’s out of the way lets get on with this weeks Friday Funnies.
Bar Bets & Tequila
A man walks into a bar, notices a very large jar on the counter, and sees that it’s filled to the brim with $10 bills. He guesses there must be at least ten thousand dollars in it. He approaches the bartender and asks, “What’s with the money in the jar?”
“Well.., you pay $10, and if you pass three tests, you get all the money in the jar and the keys to a brand new Lexus.”
The man certainly isn’t going to pass this up, so he asks, “What are the three tests?”
“You gotta pay first,” says the bartender, “those are the rules.”
So, after thinking it over a while, the man gives the bartender $10 which he stuffs into the jar.
“Okay,” says the bartender, “here’s what you need to do
First – You have to drink a whole quart of tequila, in 60 seconds or less, and you can’t make a face while doing it.”
“Second – There’s a pit bull chained in the back with a bad tooth. You have to remove that tooth with your bare hands.”
“Third – There’s a 90-year old lady upstairs who’s never had sex. You have to take care of that problem.”
The man is stunned! “I know I paid my $10 — but I’m not an idiot! I won’t do it! You’d have to be nuts to drink a quart of tequila and then do all those other things!”
“Your call,” says the bartender, “but, your money stays where it is.”
As time goes on, the man has a few more drinks and finally says, “Where’s the damn Tequila?!”
He grabs the bottle with both hands and drinks it as fast as he can. Tears stream down both cheeks — but he doesn’t make a face — and he drinks it in 58 seconds!
Next, he staggers out the back door where he sees the pit bull chained to a pole. Soon, the people inside the bar hear loud growling, screaming, and sounds of a terrible fight — then nothing but silence!
Just when they think that the man surely must be dead, he staggers back into the bar.
His clothes are ripped to shreds and he’s bleeding from bites and gashes all over his body. He drunkenly says, “Now…, where’s that old woman with the bad tooth?”
So, when it come to bar bets don’t take any after drinking too much tequila
Just so you know Sexy Sals been busy looking for blonde jokes that will make you laugh. Needless to say she found one and it’s all about a blonde and her first football match.
Sexy Sals Football Blonde
Finally, for this weeks funniest video I give to you some of the finest from Quebec!
Funniest Video From Quebec
That’s it, you got a joke about bar bets, a Sexy Sals blonde joke and what is really a very funny video. I hope you enjoyed it. Now, for your added enjoyment………